Tuesday, August 5th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Jennifer Aniston's "Flaring Panty-Hose" Cover
I don't even know if this is Photoshop. It looks more like a cut and paste job. And they didn't use a computer. They literally cut out a picture of Rachel Green's head and used Elmer's to paste it over the model's body. Her head is the size of one of her knees. This is high art.
A Dlisted reader found Jennifer Aniston's "flaring panty-hose" at a store in Germany. They really should have went with HoHan's head instead. I mean, "flaring" panty hose? Duh.
Since we're on the subject of Jenny Aniston, here she is sans "flaring panty-hose" doing old-maidey stuff in Los Angeles today.
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Whoops, someone forgot to blur out the license plate on the third thumbnail. Time for some fun down at the DMV!
So let me get the party start--- oh nevermind, looks like the old-maid-she-don't-make-da-baaaybeez-fo-her-mayuun circle jerk is in full swing.
Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of Brangeloonie scrum!
Jen's divorced so technically not an old maid. Plus that's mean. She didn't deserve what the evil ones did to her. No one does. Angelina Jolie lives to rub her good fortune in Jennifer Aniston's nose which is just another example of the depths of her depravity.
That's it. I'm heading over to the Dollar Store to see what kind of magic I can find.
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Shes such a desperate old fuck. No one wants her nasty whiny ass. She will be an old maid forever.
I cant STAND her ass.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
And I hate to say this, but from behind she looks a bit like a dude in these pics...
LMAO, omg that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Thanks for the laughs MK lol.
@ Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 6, 2008 - 1:09pm
Well said! Couldn't agree more.
"Submitted by boomsy on August 5, 2008 - 4:13pm.
I might be in the minority here, but I dislike the fact that people in Hollywood date around when they're 'separated', because in my book if you're still married it's infidelity."
Yeah, but once you file those papers and everything with both parties is amicable, you are technically divorced... it just has to be finalized by a court of law.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 5, 2008 - 7:10pm
I might be in the minority here, but I dislike the fact that people in Hollywood date around when they're 'separated', because in my book if you're still married it's infidelity.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
What the hell are "flaring" panty-hose? Doesn't "flaring" kind of defeat the purpose of panty-hose?
This photo is PS'd to hell and back but now I want to watch showgirls for the umpteenth time.
Shit. I *AM* a gay man!
Wait. Maybe not. I totally have feelings for Gina Gershon...
"Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 5, 2008 - 4:09pm.
What Brad did was totally shiteous but I can remember how Jennifer, after years of having men run from her, acted when she bagged the "sexiest man alive". She thought she was too good for everyone, only giving "smirks" to the camera. Am I the only one that remembers this?"
Wait, what did Brad exactly do? From what I remember, Brad and Angie didn't start their relationship until Brad had announced his separation from this vapid narcissist. I could be wrong, but whatever.... she's a Bitcharsaruas Rex.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 5, 2008 - 7:09pm
I DO remember, and was always befuddled that they ever hooked up. Those two always seemed mismatched to me.
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I remember that too, Aunt Bea.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
What Brad did was totally shiteous but I can remember how Jennifer, after years of having men run from her, acted when she bagged the "sexiest man alive". She thought she was too good for everyone, only giving "smirks" to the camera. Am I the only one that remembers this?
Angie did Voodoo on her to shrink her head!
One thing I will say about Aniston is she has a fantastic figure. (Not the one on the packaging).
I always thought Ross was too good for her.
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Aniston may be annoying and whiney but I would hardly call her an old maid. I am thinking that she is glad she dodged the Brad Shitt bullet.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Maybe she'll be the Hollyweird bitch to have triplets! You just know John Mayer has super sperm! Of course, it would mean "destroying" her body (if you can destroy what is basically a bunch a shitty bones that look all wrong anyway?) but to get one up on Saint Angie I wouldn't put it past her...
is that plain jane jen on a headless body?
It looks as if they posted her head on the body of the 50 Ft woman. I used to like watching "Attack of the 50 Ft Woman."
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader