That's It?!
White Oprah has already responded to Anderson Cooper's comments about 45-year-old Ali Lohan on "Regis & Kelly" this morning.
Mah Boo Andy spoke the truth when he said, "Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60... I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don't know." Striptease person! That sounds so respectable. I'm going to tell all my stripper friends to refer to themselves as a "striptease person."
I couldn't wait to read one of White Oprah's epic statements in response to the Silver Fox. Seriously, I was expecting her to call him a "stupid nancy boy meanie" or something! But this is all she said to OK! Magazine, "People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him."
Huh? Karma? The best she could do is pull a Sharon Stone? Did White Oprah knock her head on the coke plate or something? This is not like her. Hopefully, this is just a tiny preview on what's to come tomorrow.
And what's cruel is the fact that she's whoring out her "allegedly 14-year-old" no talent daughter.
I'm sorry but that shyt was funny. That woman is one step from trailer trash. She already has one slutty no talent daughter and now she trying to pimp the 14 yr old? Ugh give it a rest!
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And I should give a shyt because....
Submitted by Tubereuse on August 6, 2008 - 4:17am.
He would seem less odious if he had confined his remarks to the mother, instead of bashing the kid who, obviously, is denied any decent forum in which to respond.
this little skank and her mother better learn to suck up the negetive comments if they want to succeed in show business. if they think anderson coopers statement is harsh then they won't be able to handle the EVEN HARSHER COMMMENTS FROM INDIVIDUALS THAT IS YET TO COME.and i know for a fact that they are comming based on how terrible their show is.
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With all due respect, does Cooper have teeth? Seriously his mouth looks like a hockey player's when they interview him after the game, you can see his false teeth.
Submitted by Chimp on August 6, 2008 - 3:09am.
Submitted by Tubereuse on August 6, 2008 - 4:17am.
He would seem less odious if he had confined his remarks to the mother, instead of bashing the kid who, obviously, is denied any decent forum in which to respond.
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...doesn't she have that reality show she can respond on?
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"decent forum"
Submitted by Tubereuse on August 6, 2008 - 9:17am.
He would seem less odious if he had confined his remarks to the mother, instead of bashing the kid who, obviously, is denied any decent forum in which to respond.
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Submitted by Chimp on August 6, 2008 - 11:09am.
but Ali is a self-professed fame whoring little cunt
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hahahaha! too perfect! :D
Her nostrils were made for coke plates!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Dina's coke ravaged nose looks like it's about to fall off her horsey face.
I just read a looong treatise on the meaning of karma on:
http://www.buddhanet.net/e-learning/karma1.htm
Here's the condensed version: The effect of Ma Boo Andy calling Ali a *stripper person* is gonna cause an earthquake.
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"Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60... I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don't know."
Oh My Gawd. Andy is a genius! Seriously, that is the funniest thing I have read in awhile... Who knew Andy had that in him? I bet Orange Oprah is SEETHING!
soooooo funny
hahahhaha
Submitted by cupid92 on August 5, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Mah Boo is a hot piece.
Thanks. MK's Boo has amazing eyes.
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She's flat and that's that!
I wish her face would finally cave in like it looks like it wants to.
Submitted by Tubereuse on August 6, 2008 - 4:17am.
He would seem less odious if he had confined his remarks to the mother, instead of bashing the kid who, obviously, is denied any decent forum in which to respond.
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but Ali is a self-professed fame whoring little cunt who has confessed she prays to be in the spotlight every night...and for no good reason, other than just being famous! she didn't say she wanted to be recognized for any acting or singing talents (maybe she already knows she has none?), she just wants to be famous so people look up to her - how demented and nauseating? well she's finally got it! the little nit should be prepared to take as many knocks as possible with her and her mother's obnoxious way of shoving themselves into the spotlight. when shes so desperate for exposure, her age seems of little relevance in whether she should be 'protected'. if she wants to put her ugly little face out there for no good reason, she should have to put up with the negativity any other useless tv personality gets.
doesn't she have that reality show she can respond on? Since their lives seem so vapid, i am sure they can devote 5 to 10 minutes of their airtime to do some AC bashing.
and yes she does look like a 60 year old! any 14 yr old who wears a push up bra should be shot anyway.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 5, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Submitted by Grace Disful on August 5, 2008 - 10:14pm.
I wish Kanye West would share his thoughts about this situation.
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-- edited for ebonical correctness
(my apologies to Kanye Christ, please don't smite me)
THAT was hilarious!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by Tubereuse on August 5, 2008 - 10:35pm.
"Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60... I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don't know."
Okay, AC, invite Ali Lohan on CNN's 360 and ask her what she wants to be! Tell her to her face she looks 60....Of course you won't. It takes a real coward to verbally beat up on a kid on national TV.
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Why in crazy hell would Anderson invite Ali to 360? This is not Larry King for christ sake!!
And he is right. I think he meant that the whorey mom makes the girl feel like she needs to look that old. She doesn't need to be wearing make-up and a push up bra. That mother is insane.
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Aren't the quotes about his opinion of the daughter?
He would seem less odious if he had confined his remarks to the mother, instead of bashing the kid who, obviously, is denied any decent forum in which to respond.
Take a page MK.Your "boo" Coop can do without the Lohans.SO CAN YOU.They're not even fun to rip anymore.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 6, 2008 - 1:26am.
Sleep tight dot (aussie accent) Sloip toight dot
lol! Roito, Sandy!
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 6, 2008 - 1:21am.
Dot! Your baby has no peen?
Yep. I paid over 2 thousand American bucks to have his peen removed so he could pass his bladder crystals/stones. :( I have him on some pretty good food right now but he can't EVER eat dry food...horrible for him and I have to give him "water injections" in his mouth because he refuses to drink water out of a bowl any longer. UGH. He's beautiful though and a total sweetheart and I'm a sucker when it comes to him.
White Oprah burgers on me!
Sleep tight dot (aussie accent) Sloip toight dot
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Night, SandBitch.
Should I say Goodnight Johnboy and Goodnight MaryBeth whilst I'm at it? LOL Sweet dreams. :) Give your fur baby a snuggle for Auntie "." lol
holy mackerel - I can't believe they cut the little dude's willy off....eeeeaaajjppasdjm ng npop noooo
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Dot! Your baby has no peen?
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Night, Mel. See you later, gator. Keep your nipper up, sweetie. ((HAPPY THOUGHTS)) If you get a bit blue you can always look at my tarded avatar! lol
Here's why W.O.'s two kids look so old: As soon as they came home from the hospital after birth she placed them in the sun and kept them there, feeding them and changing them. They lived in the sun and then when they were about 9 they started smoking. So that's what you get for your daughter--she's 14 and looks 60; the older daughter looks 84.
good night all...type @ y'all later
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
I watched "Live with Regis and Kelly Lee" [sic]
like I do every morning.
That gurl Anderson was giggling...
like she was at her first slumber party.
She gets a little confused...
dreaming about trading places with HoHan.
At age 41, AC's days of being as "cute as a box of puppies" are long, long gone.
He's like Nancy Grace, without the testosterone.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 6, 2008 - 1:03am.
LOL! Mel, your chelsea Lately links are hilarious! I think laughter is definitely some good if not THE BEST medicine! :))
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 6, 2008 - 1:03am.
Whew.
You're venerated here... and I wouldn't want to be a trouble-maker... hee hee.
NSA, venerated.....???? ME? Hell to the naw! You're kidding me right? I'm just stubborn is all and I stand up for what I feel is right and I stand up for ME too. Eh. I ain't walkin' on water and turnin' water into wine (but, damn that would be a really nifty parlor trick). Big deal. I'm an old lady and I've lived a long journey. lol But, thank you for being kind and respectful of me. That DOES count in my book. The internet is like a really long line at the Wal-Mart sometimes...there are the people that can amuse themselves and whistle Dixie, there are the people that get all antsy and start angrily trying to nudge their carts into other people's asses...there are those people that bring out semi-automatic and start shooting because all they wanted to buy was one pack of gum. I'd like to say I'm uh...the first one. lol
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 6, 2008 - 1:02am.
No nuuuuts, my baby's got noooo nuts
SB, your baby's got not nuts? My baby's got no PEEN. Poor little guy had to have it removed so he could pass his bladder stones. Broke my heart. He's doing OK now but he's still suffering and I'm not sure how much longer I'm going to have my lil' guy. Ugh.
Anyway, *wipes tear* uhm... Subject? I'm gonna knock out White Oprah with a spear gun and you guys can tattoo "Dlisted, Bitch!" on her fat ass. YES! My destiny!
She looks beautiful. Her music rocks. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""ast week. "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site.
Kevin goes to give Mel-tang a big sloppy good night puppy kiss....
....then quick as a flash he rolls his tongue into a dart and shoots it straight up Mel-Tangs nostrils...
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Goodnight, Mel.
Goodnight to everyone else still online. Jabber with you tomorrow.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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OnT: How/why does Dina stand that hair?? I've seen better wigs at the cancer foundation therapeutic goods store.
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Well, goodnight all.
I have to go and watch my Nancy Grace now. I like when she bitchez everyone out. lol
Have a great night!
And thank you so much for your kindness. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Momus, I LOVE that story. It really got me through the first week. My kids and I made a poster with his picture on it and his collar attached, and they each wrote something to him. My six yr. old son wrote that he "hoped he'd see him in heaven someday." It just broke my heart. My daughter was actually petting him when he passed. So sad. :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Edit: Double post fix. Damnit. lmao
Sandbitch, he does look like a little fox. What a cutie. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 1:00am.
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 6, 2008 - 12:49am.
Oh hon, I was totally yankin' your chain. You got me good and you deserve the honours. haha!
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Whew.
You're venerated here... and I wouldn't want to be a trouble-maker... hee hee.
I keep my chain "tucked" ... so to speak.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Even though your furbaby is with you, don't forget the he also waits for you at the Rainbow Bridge.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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@ .dot,
WOPRAH would be mortified that her tan was eating itself. LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
No nuuuuts, my baby's got noooo nuts
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
.dot, you are really inspiring. It's all so true what you said.
I have to say, d-listed friends are awesome. :)
Thanks, guys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 6, 2008 - 12:47am.
SB, that's your fur baby? OMG! Cute overload! Awwwwwwwwww! What an adorable ginger fox!
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 6, 2008 - 12:49am.
Oh hon, I was totally yankin' your chain. You got me good and you deserve the honours. haha!
Anyone want to hunt down White Oprah with me? C'mon. Let's hunker down and do this for real. I've got some flesh eating bacteria bottled up...one good shot and bingo.
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 12:39am.
oops... i didn't intend to be a snot.
and, yes, i love swoosie kurtz and i actually think "True Stories" is one of the silliest, funniest movies of all time.
then again, i grew up in texas.
as to Nancy Grace's twins, PEOPLE magazine and HELLO! are in a bidding war for pics of those little precious tykes.
let's hope the boy grows up to be a drag queen who can get make-up tips from his mom.
"OK, there's no such thing as too much mascara or eye shadow."
"THANKS MOM!"
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 6, 2008 - 12:41am.
Mel, between you and your adorable Avatar I'm about to go full-on waterworks. (((HUG)))
I'm so understanding you it's crazzzzzzy. You in my head too, GF? I think women often don't give themselves enough healing time. It's GO GO GO. What happens when we just need a little time to break down, ball up in a fetal position and bawl our freakin' guts out? We all need that from time to time. That doesn't make us nuts. That makes us HUMAN. We are so complex really. We are the great thinkers of our generation. I wish I could use more of my thinking for the good of mankind though because I'm getting old and the older I get the more I wonder if I couldn't do more for the betterment of our world. Have I evolved? Have I done enough?
Mel, please allow yourself time. We so often don't have enough patience with ourselves. It's fight or flight without a chance to even have a sane reaction. We are who's in whoville crying out for someone to hear us.
Well, I for one, hear you and embrace you and want to comfort you in your time of grief, fears and tears.
I hear you. Rest your head on my shoulder. Let your tears dry on my hand.
I suppose I'm going to have to say something about the subject soooooooo, here goes:
Blue eyes...my baby's got blue eyes...like a deep blue seaaaaaaaaa
oh and andy is a gemini too. another reason i like him. gems have a way with words. mike i'm sure this is a reason you like him too since he's under your sign!
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Professor Randy Paush
Thank you so much too, Sandbitch.
Your furman is soooo adorable! :)
Does he really have (no)Ginger Nuts??? Poor baby!!!
He is a doll baby, though. Give him lots of extra hugs...always. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
White Oprah looks like a man wearing a wig!
Ali Lohan looks like California's First Lady, Maria Shriver Schwarzenegger.
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Momus the Sarcastic:
pretty he is white hair and all. he has a handsome face and nice features.
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Manimal5, LOL!
I can't stop watching it and laughing hysterically.
I love the girl who does Ali, too. And Chelsea kind of looks like Dina! ahahaha
When SamRo walks in though, that just does it for me. It's funny when 'Ali' says "Ztop it Codeee, ugh, I wizh you would juz dye awlready."
LMAO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
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Submitted by Mel-Tang
Ditto wot dot said :)
ps - my avie is my dawg Kevin aka Fat Boy aka Ginger(no)Nuts.
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Don't be making fun of Nancy Grace - she can kick ass like nobody else. That reminds me, I have to put Headline News on, so I can watch her.
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