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White Oprah has already responded to Anderson Cooper's comments about 45-year-old Ali Lohan on "Regis & Kelly" this morning.

Mah Boo Andy spoke the truth when he said, "Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60... I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don't know." Striptease person! That sounds so respectable. I'm going to tell all my stripper friends to refer to themselves as a "striptease person."

I couldn't wait to read one of White Oprah's epic statements in response to the Silver Fox. Seriously, I was expecting her to call him a "stupid nancy boy meanie" or something! But this is all she said to OK! Magazine, "People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him."

Huh? Karma? The best she could do is pull a Sharon Stone? Did White Oprah knock her head on the coke plate or something? This is not like her. Hopefully, this is just a tiny preview on what's to come tomorrow.

And what's cruel is the fact that she's whoring out her "allegedly 14-year-old" no talent daughter.

Posted by: Michael K

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Lindsay Lohan • White Oprah

Submitted by Newportjoey on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 8:50pm.

I LOVE my closeted ANDY....!!!

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Submitted by mike on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 8:50pm.

What's the latest with lisping Lohan half-sister in Idaho or wherever? I'm breathleth with antithipathion over her netht move.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 8:49pm.

What's up with WO's Shirley Temple sausage curls in that pic? Is she up for the lead in the remake of "Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm" or some fuckery of the same ilk? I nominate WO as the "person you'd most like to run over while going 80 mph".

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Submitted by Candy on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 8:48pm.

Well he was right on everything he said. She can't deny the truth. That's one old ,homely looking, non talented hack of a girl.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 8:48pm.

Striptease person? HAHA. My stripper friends call themselves garment removal engineers.

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Submitted by radio siren on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 8:47pm.

God, I love this man with all my chocha.

I'm talking about Anderson, not White Oprah.

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