Saturday, August 9th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Whitney Houston (45)
Audrey Tatou (30)
Rhona Mitra (32)
Jessica Capshaw (32)
Juanes (36)
Nikki Ziering (37)
Divine Brown (39)
Gillian Anderson (40)
Eric Bana (40)
McG (40)
Karyn Parsons (42)
Melanie Griffith (51)
Sam Elliott (64)

Posted by: Michael K


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GA auditioned for TxF when she was 24 and then had to play a 30 yr old professional. But now, come on, she looks younger than her real life age.

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Submitted by Sayonara on August 9, 2008 - 10:41pm.

and don't forget "christmas rappin"...ah yes....the 80's....;)
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

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I also liked "Basketball". Oh the 80's!

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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i believe i was in the 9th grade when "these are the breaks" by kurtis blow came out...*sigh* memories....

happy birthday to all the bday sluts...
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Whitney Houston - Nippy, Newark still loves you.

Jessica Capshaw - You got it good in the movie "Valentine". I heard that your stepfather gave you a check for $1,000,000 dollars when you graduated from college. Sweet!

Divine Brown - Hugh was looking for the dirty dirty and he got caught.

Gillian Anderson - Decent actress outside of the X-Files

Eric Bana - Decent actor

Sam Elliott - Sexy voice

Kurtis Blow - Great rapper from the golden age of rap.

Happy Birthday to all!

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 9, 2008 - 4:51pm.

Gillian Anderon is only 40? I would have though much older..

Well, I thought she was about 45. She seemed to be around 30 when the X-files was on.

Regardless, I love her in just about every way possible.

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Gillian Anderon is only 40? I would have though much older..

I think Juanes is fug....sorry to all of you who love him.

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ready ready ready ready, ready to run
all I'm willing to do is have some fun
what's all this talk about love?
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I thought Whitney was older for some reason. She looks rough these days. Must have been all that crack...

Your face!

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Happy birthday to ME! :-D

Sam Elliott: MINE since well, forever.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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Damn, Whitney is only 45? She's gonna look ROUGH when she gets old...

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Aww...yeah! Happy birthday to Whitney "Hell to the Naw" Houston, star of Being Bobby Brown. When is that ish coming out on dvd?

Divine Brown...HB! (giggles)

Hillary Banks, oh my god...happy birthday.

Sam Elliot...ooh wee, happy birthday, papi!

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Happy Birthday Hilary Banks!!!!

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Happy Bitchday, sluts!
Sam Elliot...I could listen to his voice all day and night...mmmm. He's gorgeous, too. I call him Mr. Yummy Pants.

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Hillary Banks is 42? Holy shit.

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Hey IG! You love Sam too? Oh, the things I would do to that man.....even at 64!

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I know what you're doin; I know where you've been
I know where, but I don't care;
'Cause there's a no such thing as an Original Sin
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Sam Elliott is so good looking..Happy Birthday Handsome

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Happy b-day Audrey!

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Sam Elliott...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq8Z5eL5C7Y

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Heidi's picture

IMDB says Audrey Tautou was born in 76, Wikipedia says 78. *shrugs* I'm guessing she's older than 30, but in any case, she's amazing.

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Yeah that's pre-boob job Whitney. They've always been kind of separated. I remember my (gay) schoolfriend pointing this out once in the '80s.

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Sam Elliott is one of the sexiest motherfuckers ever to walk this planet....sigh

Whitney, I'm surprised you're not dead.

Nikki Ziering gets a mention? WHY?

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I know what you're doin; I know where you've been
I know where, but I don't care;
'Cause there's a no such thing as an Original Sin
-Elvis Costello "I'm Not Angry"

Submitted by marijuanalaw on August 9, 2008 - 7:50am.
god i love juanes.

Great vid. Thanks.

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HB Sam Elliott. Thats some weird cleavage on Houston.

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kikichanelconspiracy - I think Audrey T. is older than 30. I could have sworn we were the same age with Amelie came out, and I'm 32.

According to IMDB, you are correct, she was born in 1976...

Submitted by islandgirl on August 9, 2008 - 7:54am.

Yes, saw the Other Boleyn Girl. It's worth renting on DVD; I wouldn't buy it. The scenery and costumes are stunning; the acting good in bits, esply (don't laff) ScarJo. A couple steamy scenes with Bana. He plays a very virile Henry. I didn't think the screenplay was all that and didn't read the book. (I always think history is better than fiction anyway.)

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Eric Bana and Sam Elliott inspire major quiver in me. Swoon.

I think Audrey T. is older than 30. I could have sworn we were the same age with Amelie came out, and I'm 32.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

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Happy Birthday sluts!!!
Crack is Whack, y'all. Crack is Whack.

Good morning, hwat sluuuuuutz!!! xoxo

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Happy Birthday to all the sluts!

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happy birthday sam elliot, you hot piece, I don't care how old he is, hes sexay.
whitney, you old crack ho!

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Submitted by KobeLover on August 9, 2008 - 10:44am.

CAPTAIN WHO-WHO: That was my first thought, too. Her cleavage line looks all messed up.
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Totally! It's like one of her titties de[crack]flated.

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Submitted by Sheeps on August 9, 2008 - 10:49am.
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Morning!! ♥ Give me a pepaw anyday. And no, I didn't see it, did you? The book was amazing.

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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

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god i love juanes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASXzq1O9rrc (pretty much the best music video ever)

Submitted by islandgirl on August 9, 2008 - 7:45am.

Mornin'! Hmmm, I'd have you begged as more the Eric Bana type. Too slick? Did you see Other Boleyn Girl?

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What the hell is going on with her cleavage? My -- I used to have a similar fuschia jacket back in the 80's -- I thought I looked cool. Sadness.

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Sam Elliott = hot pepaw.

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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

KobeLover's picture

CAPTAIN WHO-WHO: That was my first thought, too. Her cleavage line looks all messed up.

She looks like she's about to spit at the camera.

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Of all those names -- the one that caught my eye was "Divine Brown".. So fucking funny.

Is Divine still working? Because Hollywood Blvd can be cruel to older hookers.

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WTF is up with her cleavage line in this picture?

......Ew!

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