Wednesday, August 6th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Bernann McKinney - A former Hollywood beauty queen and the crazy dog lady from California who paid South Korean scientists $50,000 to clone her dead dog Booger. They cloned 5 puppies from skin cells taken from Booger's ear tissue.
Bernann sold her home in order to pay for it. She said, "It is a miracle for me because I was able to smile again, laugh again and just feel alive again."
That's sweet and all, but I would be afraid those cloned puppies would turn evil and eat my face in the middle of the night. I've seen "Godsend."
Joyce McKinney you've been rumbled
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article44768...
This could really get out of hand if lots of people decide to clone their pets--because cloning children will not be far behind.
you do mean former drag queen, right?
I do see the queen part...
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Great.. sell your home to create 5 clones of your dead dog.. now where the fuck are you gonna raise the 5 puppies? brilliant.
here's a suggestion... give the poor dog that's feeding the puppies some damn food! if you can see the outline of ribs, it's just a SMEENSY under-fed. $50,000 and they can't feed her a couple times a day? goodness.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 1:06pm.
ME! naaaaLOL. the neighbor kids,, little pranksters. wait til they wanta bury something. :)
Good god, she's got a gigantic head!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
What is scary is both of them have the same damned expression. Sign me up for some nightmares tonight too. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What a self- absorbed idiot. NOBODY loves their pets more than me, but she could've built a whole new wing at an animal shelter in her dog's name for $50,000.
If you must have a pure breed, look up rescues for that breed in your area. There is one for every breed out there. The two little rotten dogs in my avie are both rescues.
Submitted by soul on August 6, 2008 - 1:04pm.
I would clone my cat tinker bell; who I buried in the front yard and corpse was dug up later. yeah clones that will roam the earth as the living dead.sweet.
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Maybe I'm crazy for asking this, but who dug up your dead cat?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I would clone my cat tinker bell; who I buried in the front yard and corpse was dug up later. yeah clones that will roam the earth as the living dead.sweet.
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She doesn't look like she's dealing with a full deck.
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Submitted by Einah Teb on August 6, 2008 - 8:08am.
They probably took her $50,000, then went and found a dog of the same breed, bred it, and gave her the puppies. I mean, how would she know the difference?
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That's sure in the hell what I would do. I may open a clinic next week for cloning pets specifically. I'll take $1000 and buy the new puppies and with the other $49,000 I will roll around on the floor laughing hysterically.
This is how crazy homeless women that talk to their shopping carts get started.
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So this pathetic woman sold her home in order to pay for these creepy dogs/science projects? Where will she/them live? In her car? Bet that will smell pretty in about 24 hours, huh? The level of stupid just continues to rise.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Uh...what was that poor animal that birthed these little clones and what happened to it?! Looks like they ripped these clones from it's body on an operating table! Creep out. And let's not even go to that poor breast feeding dog that looks beat to shit from being kept on lactation meds for who knows how long.
$50,000 huh and here I'am having a hard time paying for college.
My guess is that if one were to look in her freezer they would discover innumerable pints of Haagen Daaz ice cream and perhaps the corpses of deceased cats.
I'll bet her dreary bedsitter apartment smells like pure sh**. You know she doesn't walk her dogs and if she does, she certainly doesn't carry little plastic bags.
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I love how she keeps throwing "God", "Jesus", and "Heaven" into the mix, like cloning is actually an offshoot of her religious beliefs.
a couple years from now, those 5 pups will telepathically decide it's time to killabitch,
and will gang up on her crazy ass, and eat her for lunch. Somone will find her mostly devoured carcass two weeks later, when a neighbor notices the smell. they'll identify her by the white shadow on what's left of her eyelids.
that's what I'm thinkin.
Seriously! Didn't this bitch ever see "Pet Sematary?" Sometimes DEAD *is* better. DOY!
What was she a former beauty queen for/from?
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What a stupid bitch. Grrr...
Spending that kind of money on any dog even if it's some kind of crazy grand champion of the world or some such, is insane. To spend it to make 5 copies of your run of the mill pit bull is disgusting. There are tons and tons of dogs dying for lack of a home and a good percentage of them are pit bulls. If she wanted to honor her dog she should have given a home to one of the homeless. That amount of money could save so many animals it's not even funny. Not to mention all the people it could help. Even if I had that kind of money I would not spend it like that. People should have to get their heads checked before they are allowed to spend that kind of money. Wasteful bitch.
I would love to clone my dog....she is fucking awesome.....if I could have her until I died, that would make me very happy.
I guess I am a little loony like this woman.
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Former beauty queens must be shivering in their pants. I would worry too...if I turned out to have a face like that!!
Listen, my feeling is that most couples run up about that much for invitro and fertility treatments. If this old hag spent it for a baby, no one would say anything since its her business.
If she wanted her dog back, then good for her. It's her loot since I think most of things out of Korea is fake and cheap to begin with. Frankly, I think she was gipped out of good money, but that's just me.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
I hope these dogs act NOTHING like the deceased one. Stupid bitch should have gotten a shelter dog instead of clinging to the past and wasting a ton of money.
Why sisn't this woman in an institution?!
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Ahhh, I bet no other dog but Booger knows just how to lick the peanut butter off her chonch. I guess in that regard he's priceless.
I foster for a rescue, and what we could do with $50K...the dogs we could help, the vet bills we have to pay...every day people are dumping and abandoning their dogs because they're losing their homes, and she spends money on this?
Will someone smack this woman with the Shovel of Wisdom and remind her that cloning is not equivalent to reincarnation?
That she just spent $10K each on five little blank slates that don't know her and have no past-life-memories?
I do hold with the theory of Memory RNA, but that doesn't mean she has five little photocopies of her dog there.
I will pay for the flights of any third world, hungry kids to come and beat this woman. Then, when she's close to death they'd stuff that stupid dog in her mouth to suffocate her. Just to be clear; FUCK THIS WOMAN! Burn in hell you selfish CUNT. I fucking hope these puppies do turn on her in the middle of the night. Does Michael K have this kind of power?
This reeks of impending doom.
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 6, 2008 - 9:19am.
I think I want to make this hot slut my new avie. Her face is exactly what I had in mind when I made my user name. Praise Jesus for showing me the light!
Former beauty pageant queen?
which magazine? Kanine & Kennel?
from where, West Virginia?!
and to any West Virginians in here?
Oh the fuck well!
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You know how people get pets that look like they do? (I have pet salmon.)
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I think I want to make this hot slut my new avie. Her face is exactly what I had in mind when I made my user name. Praise Jesus for showing me the light!
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Jesus christ, people are going to clone their dead kids next, right?
I consider myself someone who believes in science more than religion, but this still creeps me out. There should be some things you don't fuck with. Not saying it's good her dog died, but it's like she's trying to avoid dealing with the grief. Death is a part of life.
Oh, and she spent $50,000 on those puppies? Based on her eye makeup and haircut, I'm going to go ahead and say that wasn't a good use of resources for her.
Just think if some guy married her when she was a beauty queen thinking "I've got it made for life with this hot looking wife!"
There's some jabba the hut going on there, and that puppy needs to stay clear of that yawningly open mouth.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
That puppy is totally screamin' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! lol
If it IS Booger reincarnated, can you imagine the hell of a another lifetime with this nutter ?
just shoot me now
Clarisse, I absolutely agree. This woman is crazy. Selling your home to clone your dog? I hope you have enough money to feed and care for the thing now!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Fuck! When i read this story yesterday i was absolutely disgusted! Part of life is learning to love something and dealing with the loss. Not perpetually replacing it with a copy of your loved one.
Ignorant weak bitch.
Life has a natural balance...this is wrong.
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i am so sick of people buying puppy mill dogs and now cloning them. we no longer have to learn about grief and letting go and having new adventures. nope, let us just clone our old dog. she could have given some money to an animal shelter and adopted 5 new dogs at once. there are millions of dogs everywhere being put down because they can't find a home and the shelters cannot afford to feed them all. this woman is senseless. i always adopt needy dogs. there is nothing more rewarding than knowing you saved an innocent animal.
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This woman (?) is a screaming idiot who needs a rubber room.
And, pit bulls? She'll be lucky they don't rip her face off....of course, in her case, that would be a plus...
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Submitted by KD on August 6, 2008 - 8:35am.
What is she going to do with all them puppies, anyway?
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Make passionate but gentle love to them.
Keep in mind guys that some animals do 'de-stripe' as they age (that sounds retarded but you know what I mean). I had a black cat with a white patch on his front right paw that grew in as black fur when he was fully grown.
The idea that these scientists took all her money and gave her a bunch of black dogs that looked similar to her old one is way more delicious though.
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She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
What is she going to do with all them puppies, anyway? I bet at least one of them is going to turn into a Red Zone dog and this isn't the last we will hear about them!
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 6, 2008 - 8:56am.
Just a quicke question, if they are cloned, does that mean that they would come out exactly the same as the original one? Spots and all? Bcus one of them has a white strip down the nose, to me if you "clone" something it would be idenitcally the same. Am I wrong?
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Newp. If I'm not mistaken (and I very well could be, so don't take my word for it) when you clone something, it is GENETICALLY identical to the thing it was cloned from. Its DNA structure will be exactly the same as its "parent".
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A former Hollywood beauty queen paid South Korean scientists $50,000 to clone her dead dog Booger.
It's to easy, I just can't go there.
Yeah, I saw this story before MK posted it and couldn't believe it. If you are THAT attached to an animal, you have some serious issues!