Take That, People Magazine!
People Magazine may have 25 million pages of the diamond couple and their solid golden twins, but OK! Magazine has the ultra exclusive details of Jennifer Aniston's dream wedding. And by "dream wedding" I mean it's all just in her dreams. Seriously, the magazine claims Jenny is already planning her wedding to the mega douche named John Mayer.
A source said, "She's at an age where she is thinking with her head not just her heart. No way would she still be with anyone if marriage wasn't a real option. She doesn't want anything elaborate or showy." If she was thinking with her head, she would drug him, drive him to Vegas and elope!
Anyway, I'm sure Jennifer has been planning her second wedding for ages. She even cleared out half of her anti-Brangelina shrine room to devote to her wedding planning. While you spend your weekend doing hood rat stuff, she sits in her room scouring through bridal magazines and watching hours and hours of "Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?" I'll admit it, I watch way too much of that show.
When things got really serious with John. Instead of introducing him to her close friends and family, she showed him her wedding planning room.
And what's with the "Finally over Brad"? They really know how to dick slap a bitch without actually dick slapping them, which is really sad. If I'm going to get dick slapped, a dick better be involved.
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Two Drink Min on August 6, 2008 - 9:39am
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Hi Hookerita.
The only thing up for me at the moment is my caffeine deficiency.
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Submitted by Chicaloca on August 6, 2008 - 6:44am.
I see! Toodles.
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Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad
Teriann=deslusionoid.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 6, 2008 - 9:37am
Thanks for the concern but, I do not come on gossip blogs to focus on grammar, spelling or punctuation.
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Wouldn't it be awesome if this outsells the jolie-Pitt baby people?I had a feeling this was how she'd get revenge! But was this headline really necessary? If anyone isn't over this whole triangle, it's the media! And Brad and angelina must be narcissists, because they had no empathy for Jen by using the media so soon after the split!
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Kfed will never marry that skank.
Bradi - what's up,bitch?
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 6, 2008 - 9:36am.
OMG what is the hate for this woman? Said it before but did she kill a loons dog??? There is no reason to hate on her just cause her stupid husband left her. Get a life.
I know!! I don't get it either (shrugs)
Teriann - what the hell is wrong with pot and pee.
Two of my faves. You need to live a little, broad.
ImpertinentVixen on August 6, 2008 - 9:30am
*hand up*, Question, were there pictures of ALL the kids?
I saw the issue to and I DID NOT look at it. I was surprised it wasn't wrapped in titanium plastic.
Oh Jen, poor Jen, I have to feel sorry for her because I hate Skeletina, right?
*checks handbook*
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
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Submitted by Chicaloca on August 6, 2008 - 6:30am.
Punctuation is our friend in English.
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Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad
OMG what is the hate for this woman? Said it before but did she kill a loons dog??? There is no reason to hate on her just cause her stupid husband left her. Get a life.
According to IMDB, she has three completed projects and one filming. She also made a lot of cash on Friends, which was some million per episode and it was on weekly for a decade. Her career is hardly slipping and she is hardly not an A-lister in her own right.
Also from IMDB: In 2007, Forbes Magazine estimated her earnings for the year at $14 million.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
I seriously feel sorry for this woman. Yeah, she may be an uberbitch in real life, but can you blame her? No, I don't think she's still "in love with Brad" (who the fuck would be?), but I know I personally would be an uberbitch too if people kept saying, "Hey, you are still in love your ex. Yep. Still are... how about now? Yes, definitely." I don't think Jen needs a bunch of lowlife paparazzi telling her who she does and doesn't love, and if anyone believes this bullshit they need to stick their head in their ass and keep it there for a good long time.
Phew.
Okay, rant over.
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Oh, AND, I saw the messiah twins' issue of People. The pictures are lovely and well worth the assload of cash People paid to get them. I do not buy lactating Skeletina in a white eyelet nightgown. I wore clothes during the day even with a three-week-old. What is she trying to prove?
They also brag about building a TB/AIDS clinic in Eithopia in honor of Zahara. Yeah, you have to MENTION that you did it because doing it just isn't fucking enough.
*oversaturation alarm sounding*
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
I say it's just in due time she'll get someone to carry a kid for her and she'll sell the baby picture for millions. Seriously this skank smokes pot and drinks pee.
For thoese talking about Jen's career do some research you will be suprise to see that Jen not only make more but her movies sell more than your idol Angelina who has whored herself out in hollywood and slept with every man or woman she has ever worked with, she met her lesbian lover Jenny Shimizu, her 1st husband, and her second billy bob all on the sets of movies, she knew billy bob was in a relationship when they started working together, she slept with him anyway and destroyed his relationship and trapped him into adopting little Maddox Chivan Thornton atleast he was smart enough to leave her, then she starting working with Pitt slept with him destroyed his marriage and trap him with 6 kids in a little over 2 years. Her fans can try to cover up her imagine or try to make it seem that her and brad met in special way and fell madily in love if they want to but, the truth remains. She's a nasty homewrecking attention seeking whore
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you can bet if and when jen does have a kid, she won't be whoring it out in the name of "charity" i don't believe for a second that all $14 mil is going to charity...not with the way brangelina throw money around.
for the love of god, mangelina, stop spreading rumours about Jennifer Aniston and go buy an african kid to match zahara...she's so outnumbered now. no balance in your family, mangie, no balance. tsk tsk.
I see another Kfed milking this homely fug just because she's desperate. I say go for it John.
Breakdown - sounds like a lame line from a HS girl.
GROW UP. How would you like it if a little spider came along and took your daddy away??? You need to think before you speak. Lest you are an adultress yourself. However, from your words I can tell you are infantile.
God Almighty...Jennifer Aniston is not even on my radar of favorite actors (neither are Jolie and Pitt), but enough already. It's quite aggravating to me that I somehow feel compelled to defend this woman (yeah...the beautiful, world famous, bazillionaire with the hot young boyfriend and fabulous life...she needs ME defending her....)
But honestly, I'd be seriously hacked off if I had a life goal of being a respected actress and all I ended up with was the real life role as the pathetic point in the world famous Hollywood Bermuda Triangle.
Shit, I'd sue.
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K2 - well said. At least she is not over exposed.
I mean it's not like she's so desperate that she
sell pics of her kid or anything,.
Chennifer Maniston needs to get over herself and stop considering herself an A-list star that (barely) was, rather than the has-been, formerly married to an A-lister that she is.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
I like Jennifer. She got a really rawl deal with fugly Brad. Brad was a very well married man, openly co-habitating with his wife. And then the skank came along and fucked a very well married man. It is just that black and white. It's like, no, if you are going to run off with a married man, have some shred of discretion and let the couple break up and split households before you start fucking him and flaunting your relationship. Can't blame Jennifer for being very pissed; I would be too.
I love how the loonies claim Jennifer is not over Brad when it's the tabloids who keep that ship sailing. I doubt she's been heartbroken since the immediate time of her divorce. She's been silent on the issue of her ex procreating the United Nations with his corpse non-bride, which is classy. However, she needs to dump Mayer, who is an uberdouche, before he has too much to blog about after the inevitable breakup.
BTW, how annoying is it that the deeply faithful loonies always say GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS when hey are not legally married? Like anyone truly relgious could sanction that or expect that the God they believe in would either.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Seriously, does Jolie pay these tramps??? Why do they feel the need to come here???? Like Brad Pitt is some prize. I have a leather bag that looks better than him.
I'd like to recite the Sheeps Theorem, which is: "The duration of a marriage is in inverse proportion to the lavishness of the wedding."
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Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad
Submitted by justaguest on August 6, 2008 - 9:00am.
First of all, a hideous cover shot. Secondly, does this bitch even have a career any more since Brad dumped her sorry ass?
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As a matter of fact,if you took the time to come out from under your rock you'd realize that she has done atleast 4 films this year. You'll be flooded with Jen movies soon enough. And if I recall, she had a pretty damn good career before and during Brad as well. How can some of you people forget that she was on the number show in the 90's making $1 mil per episode. That was WITHOUT the help of one Brad Spitt!
Finanlly over Brad lol, Contrary to what the brangeloonies force themselves to belive, she moved on from stu-pitt a long time ago and never look back. I'm just trying to find out how long it too OK Mag to come up with this crap. I like John and Jen but we all know this is BS
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If I were in her shoes, I would privately laugh my ass off everytime I saw Pitt on a cover, then quiety get on with my day. Thanks to the loonies hatred of her, I must see her movies! These weeklies are getting desperate.
I can't even begin to count how many times a magazine has declared that Jennifer Aniston "finally over Brad".... with Vince Vaughn, Paul "Starfucker" Sculfor, and now with John Mayer.
Ugh. Leave this woman alone and stop comparing her to Angelina.
justaguest - when you make as much money as she does on her "so called career" then you can talk.
What is up with JJ?? Not posting anymore??
Eastend - congrats!!!!
First of all, a hideous cover shot. Secondly, does this bitch even have a career any more since Brad dumped her sorry ass?
OT: That baby is adorable :) Congrats, Auntie Two Drinks Min!! :)
I already mailed out my $25 million check, so you should get it sometime next week ;)
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Congrats! I have a new niece as of yesterday.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
oh yeah, of course I mispelled that.
LOVECARROTTOP - I just got this weird image of Sly melting butted on JD's butt...thanks.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 6, 2008 - 7:48am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 8:44am.
Yeah, he's looking a little scary these days. I think all the plastic surgery he's had over the years is causing him to melt like a bar of butter on Johnny Depp's ass.
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You wouldn't think the visual of a stick of butter melting on someone's ass would be attractive, but hot damn. I need some alone time before work.
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Oh, I know. And I'll bet he's got the cutest, tightest little ass like two little basketballs.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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OnTopic: I still think it would be rich if Jessica Simpson's "abuser" was none other than John Mayer...
Submitted by Spoiled on August 6, 2008 - 8:47am.
LCT, Your avie is from October 1985, Sly also appeared back in July 1981. Pic:
http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/1162018800/_i/15040500/1.jpg
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I like yours WAY better. Avie change!
Seriously, I am not a BAMPZXSFIDSHOGTH fan
but if I had the cash...I would work on the chin just to shut the loons up.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 8:44am.
Yeah, he's looking a little scary these days. I think all the plastic surgery he's had over the years is causing him to melt like a bar of butter on Johnny Depp's ass.
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You wouldn't think the visual of a stick of butter melting on someone's ass would be attractive, but hot damn. I need some alone time before work.
She doesn't want anything showy? Every PDA is showy? Everything calculated.
OK, now back to gossip...I am not buying this for a New York minute. She won't marry bobble head, she is just having fun. And, nothing wrong with that.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 6, 2008 - 7:38am.
I'll sausage-look at Sly's circa this picture. If I were to guess I'd say 87.
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Yeah, he's looking a little scary these days. I think all the plastic surgery he's had over the years is causing him to melt like a bar of butter on Johnny Depp's ass.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I am hypnotized by that chin. It's like a shelf or something.
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Your mom and islandgirl - thank u. Too put it "H-Style" I am "over the moon"