Take That, People Magazine!
People Magazine may have 25 million pages of the diamond couple and their solid golden twins, but OK! Magazine has the ultra exclusive details of Jennifer Aniston's dream wedding. And by "dream wedding" I mean it's all just in her dreams. Seriously, the magazine claims Jenny is already planning her wedding to the mega douche named John Mayer.
A source said, "She's at an age where she is thinking with her head not just her heart. No way would she still be with anyone if marriage wasn't a real option. She doesn't want anything elaborate or showy." If she was thinking with her head, she would drug him, drive him to Vegas and elope!
Anyway, I'm sure Jennifer has been planning her second wedding for ages. She even cleared out half of her anti-Brangelina shrine room to devote to her wedding planning. While you spend your weekend doing hood rat stuff, she sits in her room scouring through bridal magazines and watching hours and hours of "Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?" I'll admit it, I watch way too much of that show.
When things got really serious with John. Instead of introducing him to her close friends and family, she showed him her wedding planning room.
And what's with the "Finally over Brad"? They really know how to dick slap a bitch without actually dick slapping them, which is really sad. If I'm going to get dick slapped, a dick better be involved.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 6, 2008 - 8:37am.
Do you guys see a baby pic as my av?
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Yep
Is this for real?
Awesome, now I see it.
Completely Ot - but that's Evan. Now look, I am only and Aunt, but I will sue you for 5 mil if I have too. Kidding...no I am not.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 6, 2008 - 7:37am.
Do you guys see a baby pic as my av?
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Yes! Cute.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Two Drink, is that your new neice/nephew? Congrats to you and your family!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 8:36am.
Good god, what year is that issue from?? "Yo, Adrian! Why don't you stare at my sausage fo awhile? Wha? You don't wanna look no more? But I din hear no bell!"
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I'll sausage-look at Sly's circa this picture. If I were to guess I'd say 87.
Oh wait, I've just realised I only like those two films because I lust the men in them. Sorry Jen!
Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on August 6, 2008 - 7:32am.
I know.
She could always have some fat (hah, like she has any) scrapped off her ass and squirted into her lips.
That's that usually happens right?
She'd probably get that surgery for free if she has her plastic surgery punch-card with her that day.
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My guess is she's actually striving to look like a posthumous extra in a George Romero film.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Do you guys see a baby pic as my av?
I really don't like Jennifer Aniston, but as long as there's a Brangelina, I will be Team Jen by default.
That film The Good Girl she did was ok, I guess. And that one with Paul Rudd.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 6, 2008 - 9:04am.
Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on August 6, 2008 - 8:28am.
Vag.
If Courtney Love had one, I'd probably use her crazy ass though.
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That looks exactly like Courtney Cox. Same skeletal facial structure.
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As far as I'm concerned, they're the same person: a hasbeen who is crazy (and fug) as a shithouse rat.
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Hi5.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 6, 2008 - 7:33am.
Isn't it? I tried to find the nudies that went with it but no luck. Sigh. Sly on the cover of PlayGirl will have to do.
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Good god, what year is that issue from?? "Yo, Adrian! Why don't you stare at my sausage fo awhile? Wha? You don't wanna look no more? But I din hear no bell!"
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on August 6, 2008 - 8:28am.
Vag.
If Courtney Love had one, I'd probably use her crazy ass though.
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That looks exactly like Courtney Cox. Same skeletal facial structure.
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Want to team up for the apocalypse?
*yawn*
Oh shit, forgot about that Spoiled. Hahahahahaha
Ewwwww IMSU. Bam Margera is sooooo gross.
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The Moleculo Man
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 8:27am.
OffT: LCT, that avvie is delicious!
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Isn't it? I tried to find the nudies that went with it but no luck. Sigh. Sly on the cover of PlayGirl will have to do.
I know.
She could always have some fat (hah, like she has any) scrapped off her ass and squirted into her lips.
That's that usually happens right?
She'd probably get that surgery for free if she has her plastic surgery punch-card with her that day.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on August 6, 2008 - 7:28am.
Vag.
If Courtney Love had one, I'd probably use her crazy ass though.
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Ha, I knew it was Vadge. Beesh has no lips.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Vag.
If Courtney Love had one, I'd probably use her crazy ass though.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Submitted by DeeDee - Apparently Jen isn't the only one getting dickslapped. Jessica was abused by an "ex."
The "ex" was probably John Mayer, then, right?
Hahahahahahahaha....yeah, ok, OK.
OffT: LCT, that avvie is delicious!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by DeeDee on August 6, 2008 - 7:25am.
Apparently Jen isn't the only one getting dickslapped. Jessica was abused by an "ex."
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My guess is she was injured during a dry hump session with Bam Margera.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Why.So.Serious, is that Vadge or Courtney Cox in your avie?
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Apparently Jen isn't the only one getting dickslapped. Jessica was abused by an "ex."
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The Moleculo Man
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Bullshit. Those two have been dating for all of 6 weeks right?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
This bitch needs to hurry up and get married before Brad & Angie walk down the isle.
I can just imagine the first story when I turn on E!:
Ryan Seacrest: "Brad & Angie walk commit to one another, Jen commits suicide".
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Everyone has a type. Hers is obviously dudes who can't keep it in their pants.
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I'm sure she doesn't give a great goatfuck about marriage. I don't get what's so bad about getting burned and just being single, having fun and enjoying life without being tied down.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
The side stories always seem to be more interesting to me then the actual main story on the cover. Wierd.