Oh God, No!
Tito Ortiz, we already know how big it is. You don't have to show us. And it's not something you should be proud of.
Don't ask me how this happened, but Jenna Jameson might be pre...preg...pregnant. I can't even type that out. There have been rumors that Jenna is knocked up after she announced her retirement from porn earlier this year.
A source told Page Six, "She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything. She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time."
How did they manage that? I'm convinced Baby Huey has roly poly dick and we already know Jenna's coochie played the bat cave in "Batman Begins." You know when he sticks it in, he hears an echo.
And I'm not sure these two should combine genes. She's going to pop out a really skank duck who will never figure out the answer to 2 + 2. The answer is 4, right?
I don't know why, but this picture'sa cracking me up. Maybe it's that it looks like Tito whatshisname is trying to crush my head.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
The bitch has Had hundreds of cocks stuffed in to her cunt, gallons of sperm squirted in and their are sure of who the father is? Yea right, I have a bridge to sell also.
Lol! How does he know it's really his? The father could be one of 10,000 different men!
Part of me really wants to like Jenna Jameson and all, but the other part wants to say something bitchy.
Considering the general behavior of "mothers" in Hollywood, I'm sure that she'll have even less class than ever after squirting out the babe.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
In all seriousness, does she have enough body fat to carry a baby to term?
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That poor baby
That should be the world's easiet vaginal delivery.
next she'll announce that she's expecting twins...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
OMG! Does someone else have the same avatar picture?
You so know that baby is going to be trying to fight its way out of diseased infected uterus. She won't make it past the 4 month mark before that poor baby realizes where it's at and sneaks out of her vagina hole one night, never to return again.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I'm happy for little Jenna. She's had a somewhat tragic life and it seems she's always wanted a child. Good for her and Baby Huey.
psl - well yeah, that would make her an unstable parent for sure!!
Didnt know that.
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I read Jenna's book. There are things I like about her, but I do not think she should be a parent.....and she was on major drugs again as recently as last year...poor kid.
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im with you lala, why would she make a bad mom just because she was in the porn industry? any worse of a mom than asshole simson as a 20 year old moronic assclown?
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This is what happens when an immovable schlongpocket meets an unstoppable micropenis.
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Okay...
She fucked for a living...SO WHAT?!?!
There's a lot of folks out there...probably some who have posted NASTY comments that's had more cocks and cunts then she'll ever have (and...you did it for free, which quite frankly...is UNAMERICAN)!!!
So...congratulations Jenna...give your baby all the good things you didn't have...
And more...
always with the "cum fu*ck me" pout...ughhhh...how original.
The baby is going to pop out with tats, a cig, a cold beer and a raging case of herpes. Aww.
Oh jeez no.
Jenna is so fucked up...that kid is doomed.
I am surprised she could conceive, that vagina of hers has taken quite a beating, and he looks like he's been on 'roids since 1993.
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
They better homeschool the kid, otherwise when he hits about junior high, other kids are going to start taping pictures to his locker of his mommy getting DP'ed.
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That kid is going to be all kinds of messed up. Poor thing has to realize he's coming out where thousands or maybe even millions have been before.
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Look back... look back at me.
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NASTY!!!!
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Over the past few years, Jenna has expressed her desire to become a mom. If she is pregnant, then that is good for her.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Oh, the humanity! I can't even imagine how nasty and foul her insides must be.
Gia, I'm embarrassed to know this (it actually came up on a board like a week ago and just stuck in my grape)....She's only done anal once on screen, and it was supposedly "accidental slippage".
Just please don't tell us that she is having twins like everyone and their mother in Hollywood are...
it must have been through IVF...her girly parts have probably been through a lot, too much to be able to conceive. not to mention her emaciated body, does she even bleed anymore? then again, didnt she do a lot of anal porn? maybe her girly insides arent that torn up.
Ha ha. A lot of people are making jokes about how the baby will probably just fall out of her. Well, I disagree. With the amount of time she spends using that thing, it's got to be as strong as Tito's non-existant neck. I like to think she can shoot the little bastard out like a ping pong ball, across the delivery room, where someone will try to catch it in a laundry basket. And if they miss, and the baby splatters on the wall? Oh no, there goes yet another Nobel Prize winner.
Life is so ironic her baby will probably end up cuter then the star twins!
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o fuck me with a chainsaw! are you fucking serious? pregnant? i doubt she will even carry to term. how many previous abortions has she had? between all the sucking and fucking i dont think what she has is exactly considered a vagina. something along the lines of a muddy-sticky-rotten ditch littered with mc donalds trash is more like it. fucking nasty man. just nasty.
stick to what you know best jenna. taken it in the ass while sucking some hairy dudes herpes infested foot-long cock.
pregnant. WAY TO GO FUCKTARDS. k im done.
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She'll be able to start an adorable line of baby clothes called Baby Phorn.
At first, i only saw the very tippy top of his head and thought YEA another Andy Coop post then I scrolled an inch and my heart went BOOOOOOOOO *thumbs down*....
A porn poo baby, bowchickanono....
I'm tired of pregnant people.
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She's going to need some Mighty Putty to keep that fetus in place up in that Grand Canyon of a used-up snatch she has.
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If true, i call SELFISH TWAT.
If you want to fuck people for money, that's your call. Do not bring a child into that!! What kid want's to know "Mommy is a dirty slut"...
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This is a slut that seriously should have considered having someone else carry her spawn.
That baby is gonna be floating in skank gauntlet swamp-pussy fluid for nine months.
*foul*
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Er, well, alright...but one question: How does a pencil carry a baby?
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God, if there ever was a case for mandatory sterilization, these two and Paris Hilton are the poster children.
She'll have to wear a Borat swimsuit just to keep that spawn from spontaneously falling out.
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Submitted by islandgirl on August 6, 2008 - 8:46am.
I'm thinking it will be an easy vaginal delivery.
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No kidding. The baby will probably wheel himself out on a tryke.
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Is he trying to tell me something with his hand?
some people should be banned from breeding. and i concur, if the baby doesn't fall out on it's own then she should just do a section.
"The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance."
Aristotle
Meh, It's just a jizz ball.
Maybe it'll be like forest gump's kid and turn out to be a child genius. ROFL, yeah, I don't really think so either.
When I first the pic- who is that ugly guy Skanky O-Day is all over? LMAO
Submitted by Am on August 6, 2008 - 8:51am.
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I agree. She'll probably have a hard time keeping the baby from falling out though. :0)
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@ Islandgirl:
She should have a C-section. Who knows what that innocent baby will pick up passing through her vaginal canal.
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will her hot slut baby have duck lips too?
Hopefully she'll have a reality show on E! searching for the baby's daddy.
I'm a reality TV whore so I'd watch.
I'm sure the pregnancy will be a breeze for her. The baby would just crawl out and say "Bitch, when you gonna let the other's out?"
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I'm thinking it will be an easy vaginal delivery.
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