Robot Talk

Submitted by luckycharms on August 6, 2008 - 10:17am.
OK, I am going to take a very unpopular approach to this. Tom Cruise is free to worship as he feels fit and beleive in what he wants. If he wants to beleive in Xenu, Scientology clears, and flying space monkeys, great! If that fulfills him, wonderful! I have lived my whole life on Clearwater Beach and watched the Scientologist roam around like robots. It definitely doesn't appeal to me. But who are we to judge? We live in a great nation of complete tolerance towards others religous/spiritual beleifs. I personally don't like Scientology, but I am completely dumbfounded on how people can continually tear this guy down for following what fulfills him personally and obviously makes him very happy.
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I know I personally deal with my fear (yes, fear) of this religion by poking fun at it. I've read lots of things about the CO$ (infiltrating the CIA, essentially taking over the Clearwater police, etc.) and it worries me. And I believe it worries others when they can literally SEE the effect that said religion has had on people (turning Tom nutzoid, causing Katie to waste away to nothing, emotionless robot baby Suri...). Who better to use as an example than people who have become household names in America?

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wow i can't believe what i am reading. i think you people start to believe your own conspiracy theories. i am not american, but i only heard good things about the justice system in your country(well maybe except these drunk celebrities). i can't believe the police or the justice system will let an organization harm people. am i wrong? are the police really that corrupt to close their eyes if something wrong was
happening to people( i am reading about serious crimes here on dlisted). i think not...
so quit the sherlock holmes stories. it doesn't make you look good.

ps: Suri is a doll and she's my favorite...he he he

Ok, here's the thing I don't get about Scientology: Tom Cruise has said on more than one ocassion that it's not a religion but a way of living; in fact he said you could be of another faith and still be a scientologist. That being said, then why do they refer to themselves as a church? Is it for the tax breaks? And why also is Katie no longer Catholic if she is 'technically' allowed to be both? I just wish there was some consistency. I think they fit the technical definition of a church/religion, but I've never seen one that's so secretive about their beliefs and recruitments. Aren't churches supposed to draw people in so they can in turn share their beliefs with others? Yet is seems almost impossible to get a straight answer from any of their officials. Just saying...

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Why is that child dressed like a 80 yr old grandma? and why is RoboMom wearing a sweater in 90 degree heat?

Suri sweetie, please please please give mommy Mr Blankie that you've been carrying around since birth, the paparazzi are taking photographs sweetie. You can keep the bottle sweetie darling, just give mommy the blankie, please, c'mon...

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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4

I agree that Tom Cruise is free to believe in whatever he wants. However, he gives great amounts of money to CO$, which is in turn used to harm people. So it's not as simple as him believing in something silly which isn't hurting anyone else.

The cutest pic of Suri was the one awhile back in which she walks up to a puppy on the street, and she looks so excited !

"Right here, right NOW, I'm angry, REAL angry!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE3Y4JwJ0jM

ROFL

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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4

On topic: I dunno if any of y'all have seen the BBC documentary "Scientology & Me" so here's a link showing the scientology spokesdude losing it. He seriously thinks he's Tom Cruise, yeah?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE3Y4JwJ0jM

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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4

Submitted by Sandbitch on August 6, 2008 - 3:19pm.

Sandy, I'll take a nose miner any day over an ankle biter. lol

Katie bot. Phone home!

Breakdown, the answer to that is elementary Watson. They aint got no use for nobody who don't got 350,000.00 to move up the damn Bridge!!
They aren't interested in helping anyone. Their idea of help is to bring a tent, some chairs and lots of pamphlets on their cult to disaster sites, NOT food, water, clothing medical supplies, etc

My question is how the fuck can an organization be considered a church, and yet if you're married by one of their ministers it isn't legal
WTF!!!

'One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.''

LOL - Kev is a face licker, nose DRILLER! You do have to guard your nostrils...

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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4

Katie should leave those jeans where they belong, the trash can!
Suri though, she's precious...

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Submitted by Ellie May on August 6, 2008 - 9:08am.

$5 says those are Tom's jeans that are making their 40th public appearance.

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No way those are Tom's jeans... they're rolled UP. If they were his, she'd have to add lace to the bottom to make them long enough. :)

Submitted by Sandbitch on August 6, 2008 - 2:51pm.

Hey there (.) that's Kev's "damn dlisted" face. He's such a guilt tripper...

lmao! Oh I know all about being guilt tripped by my critters too. Kev is meltin' muh heart...awwwwwwww. I want to cuddle his furry face and let him lick my nose (dogs always lick my nose for some reason...I don't know if it's because my boogers taste good or what?)!

Katie needs to flip. She has let Tommy control her to the point where she's lost her own identity. She needs to give Tommy a good swift reality check and stand her own ground (especially regarding her own child for fuck's sake)!

Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 6, 2008 - 2:49pm.

Yeah but with SciFientology you get free Kool-Aid and crazy glue!!!!!!!!

Hey there (.) that's Kev's "damn dlisted" face. He's such a guilt tripper...

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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4

I would be fine if Scientology was actually a religion instead of a glossed over (or is that under?) pyramid scheme that traps thousands of people against their will should they ever want to break free from it.

And what religion do you know of is only available in tony neighborhoods?

You don't see no Scientology centers in 5th Ward, Compton, for example.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on August 6, 2008 - 2:42pm.

Apologies for sharing this folks, but those things in Suri's bottle look like, er, used condoms.

SB, Off topic but fuck your fox faced fur baby is a LOOKER. I'm smitten!

-And, gawwwwwwwwww. Condom juice? ACK! You guys are making my starvation diet easier every day. lmao

Apologies for sharing this folks, but those things in Suri's bottle look like, er, used condoms.

Everyone on Dlisted ... *GAG*HEAVE*HOIK*

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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4

Why is Slurry wearing a hospital gown??? There's something so....wrong with a kid who is half the size of her 5'9 mother, sucking on a bottle and dragging a blanket
Heartwarming mommy, kid, phone time

''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.''

She's smiling in that thumbnail because she's on the phone with the paps and they are telling her step by step how to get out of there with Suri.

"O.K. now Katie, smile so it looks like you are enjoying yourself and nothing is up. We'll take a few pictures, and then we'll put them on a loop so TG doesn't figure it out."

But then she panicked and went back to the apartment.

I TOTALLY see Josh H. in that little girl's eyes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU

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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

I dunno - Katie's looking like she's holding back a Mommy moment over there.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!

Katie got the new haircut so she and Suri can look alike. Suri probably picks out her own outfits. The reason she is never crying or yelling is that she always gets her own way.

if Katbot and Suribot don't keep drinking that stuff, they will shutdown.

oh who lets their kid play on the playground in a dress??? selfinvolved wannabes thats who.put the cell down Katbot!

(k,s)

Katie looks like Michael Jackson.

I'm glad they can afford to get that kid braces once she ruins her teeth from sucking on a bottle that she's TOO OLD FOR.

WOW! Was that a rare REAL smile from Katie in thumbnail #2?????
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Why does IN TOUCH keep saying that TomKat is on the split?

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!

That's why she's looking at Stepford Katie like, "Youuuu knoww what your problemmmm isssss...."
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O THAT's WHY!

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Happy X-mas, One and All!

scientology is a dangerous cult.

Please read this interview with L. Ron Hubbards son:

http://www.lermanet.com/scientologynews/penthouse-LRonHubbardJr-intervie...

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Submitted by luckycharms on August 6, 2008 - 10:17am.

OK, I am going to take a very unpopular approach to this. Tom Cruise is free to worship as he feels fit and beleive in what he wants. If he wants to beleive in Xenu, Scientology clears, and flying space monkeys, great! If that fulfills him, wonderful! I have lived my whole life on Clearwater Beach and watched the Scientologist roam around like robots. It definitely doesn't appeal to me. But who are we to judge? We live in a great nation of complete tolerance towards others religous/spiritual beleifs. I personally don't like Scientology, but I am completely dumbfounded on how people can continually tear this guy down for following what fulfills him personally and obviously makes him very happy.

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I totally agree !!! And Suri shouldn't be dragged into this hating... that's way too harsh !!!

Cant hate on Suri... she's a precious little girl IMO

Suri looks like a demon child who will throw me off the balcony when I am not looking.

Katebot looks suicidal, so Suri won't have to bother with her.

Her only friend.

In some of those pics, Katie looks like a Tommy Girl stand in.

I'm officially creeped out. Tommy Girl made his robot wife into a clone of himself.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I've heard of self love, but, uhm, that is SICK!

Submitted by Shady.Carli on August 6, 2008 - 7:16am.
"Barley Water-
L. Ron Hubbard - founder of Scientology & Dianetics- (and pathological liar) gave a remarkable explanation as to how he came up with this potentialy dangerous formula. He had, so he told his faithful following, "picked it up in Roman days and have used it since". That's right, Hubbard told his followers he was in Rome in ancient times.But then again he also told them he had been to heaven more than once.

When you hear in the media that John Travolta and Kelly Preston are suggesting Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise to have a silent birth, then this is such an Hubbard writing they refer to.

Here is Scientology's Scriptural Bulletin Processing a new mother

The most to know about the baby is not to tire him or her unduly for a week or so, feed a protein formula if mother not breast feeding. This formula is most like human milk. I picked it up in Roman days and have used it since -- 15 ounces of barley water, 10 ounces of homogenized milk, 3 ounces Karo syrup (this can be multiplied by any number according to the number of bottles desired but the ratio remains the same). Evaporated or condensed milk and heavy sugar make fat not bone. *Protein* is the thing that heals and makes strong growth. Modern hospital formulas and patent mixes for babies are not just bad, they are criminal."
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ROFLMFAO! Scientology loons! Crazy bitches!
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Oh yes, because giving an infant/toddler high amounts of SUGAR is good for them..

FUCKTARDS!

She looks like my aunt who never married and always insists that I'm a girl.

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Whoaaaaa backup... LRon thinks he's from Roman times??

"Barley Water-
L. Ron Hubbard - founder of Scientology & Dianetics- (and pathological liar) gave a remarkable explanation as to how he came up with this potentialy dangerous formula. He had, so he told his faithful following, "picked it up in Roman days and have used it since". That's right, Hubbard told his followers he was in Rome in ancient times.But then again he also told them he had been to heaven more than once.

When you hear in the media that John Travolta and Kelly Preston are suggesting Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise to have a silent birth, then this is such an Hubbard writing they refer to.

Here is Scientology's Scriptural Bulletin Processing a new mother

The most to know about the baby is not to tire him or her unduly for a week or so, feed a protein formula if mother not breast feeding. This formula is most like human milk. I picked it up in Roman days and have used it since -- 15 ounces of barley water, 10 ounces of homogenized milk, 3 ounces Karo syrup (this can be multiplied by any number according to the number of bottles desired but the ratio remains the same). Evaporated or condensed milk and heavy sugar make fat not bone. *Protein* is the thing that heals and makes strong growth. Modern hospital formulas and patent mixes for babies are not just bad, they are criminal."
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ROFLMFAO! Scientology loons! Crazy bitches!

Wait, sooooo, now that Katie is dressing like an '80s reject, Suri has to wear recycled threads too?

get that fucking bottle out of her mouth Katie.

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If barley water is supposed to be a replacement for breast milk and formula, it shouldn't even be a factor in this equation aas of now. Suri is almost 3, she shouldn't even be ON formula.

they keep babybot on the bottle so that she "appears" younger than she is...idiots

Aww. Suri is such a doll.

Submitted by BangoSkank on August 6, 2008 - 9:21am.

When I looked at that top pic, all I could think of was two fax machines talking to each other....
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Hahahahaha! I picture that when they open their mouths, that modem sound comes out, like from when you used to connect to the internet via dial-up back in the day (or if you're my mother, today).

there is only one conceivable reason why she is wearing those jeans - tom demanded that her stylist give her jeans that would shorten her legs as much as possible so people forget his wife is twice his height.

My niece Daphne has that Suri Cruise look, but much cuter and with no bottle usage

"My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession."

Suri's very cute :)

@ lara - the american police force and higher government organizations have been controlled by the mafia at times too. America is for the most part the least affected by corruption... I mean, were not Brazil, but were not immune. Scientology is a very wealthy and powerful organization.

Money is king, no matter where you are in the world.

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