Wednesday, August 6th 2008
Robot Talk
DOES NOT COMPUTE. Stepford Katie and the cutest little robot since Vicki visited a park in NYC yesterday while Tommy Girl was getting his daily prosty tickle back at their apartment.
Yes, Suri is still on the bottle. Leave Suri alooooooone! It's the only way she can deal with all the crazy aliens she's always around. When Tommy fills her bottle with barley water, she sneaks in a little miracle water aka vodka. That's why she's always drinking from that shit! That's why she's looking at Stepford Katie like, "Youuuu knoww what your problemmmm isssss...."
Katie really, really needs to learn how to tight-roll properly. That shit is a joke. If you're going to bring it back, do it right.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 6, 2008 - 8:27am.
Suri is an adorable kid...
who's the Daddy?
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A test tube in a mad Scientist's laboratory.
In the first pic it looks like Suri is rolling her eyes at her Mom. Looks like Katie is bargining (sp) w/ Suri.
@ lara:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8eTe_Ank8
CO$ has been paying members of the Clearwater Police force to "protect" them when the officers are off the clock... however, "protecting" them also means knowingly letting church members get away with assault and other illegal activities, in addition to bending to their will to make anyone against CO$ appear to be at fault.
I think it is hard for someone outside of the US to understand the bizarreness of the the cult, because we give it a lot more attention to it than a lot of places do (which is probably why it is such a problem).
Anyways, those are just my thoughts. Can't make anyone agree with me. *shrug*
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Hi5.
When I looked at that top pic, all I could think of was two fax machines talking to each other....
Submitted by boomsy on August 6, 2008 - 9:16am.
Ok, I did a little reading on barley water; doesn't sound like bad stuff except for the fact that it's supposed to CURE ailments, not prevent them. To me it seems like essentially pumping your system full of drugs if you drink it all the time; how can you build an immunity to anything? Just curious....
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Yeah in small doses I'm sure it's fine, but it is supposed to act as a replacement for breast milk or formula. Except it has no nutritional value like breast milk or formula and won't build up a kid's immunities like breast milk. This kid has been drinking that since birth.
Submitted by lara on August 6, 2008 - 10:11am.
wow i can't believe what i am reading. i think you people start to believe your own conspiracy theories. i am not american, but i only heard good things about the justice system in your country(well maybe except these drunk celebrities). i can't believe the police or the justice system will let an organization harm people. am i wrong? are the police really that corrupt to close their eyes if something wrong was
happening to people( i am reading about serious crimes here on dlisted). i think not...
so quit the sherlock holmes stories. it doesn't make you look good.
ps: Suri is a doll and she's my favorite...he he
Nobody has said it's definate but if you read up on the lengths the Scio's have gone to to keep people from talking against their cult it does make you wonder just how far they will go.
Ok, I did a little reading on barley water; doesn't sound like bad stuff except for the fact that it's supposed to CURE ailments, not prevent them. To me it seems like essentially pumping your system full of drugs if you drink it all the time; how can you build an immunity to anything? Just curious....
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lara on August 6, 2008 - 10:11am
They are in your country too.
They are everywhere except Germany.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Sigh. It's a sad day. In that picture of her in the swing where she's looking to her left, I see a bit of Tom in there.
There go my dreams of a Maury episode involving Chris and Josh.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 10:37am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 6, 2008 - 8:55am.
Also worth mentioning is the fact the L. Ron Hubbard's own son was homosexual, wanted to be a pilot, and wanted nothing to do with Scientology. Guess what happened to him? They found him dead from an ALLEGED suicide inside a car in a field with an empty bottle of booze nearby. You know what's strange, though? L. Ron's son was NOT an alcohol drinker. Never touched the stuff. And he was only in his early twenties.
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And that has happened to one too many anti- or ex-Scientologists to make me feel comfortable about their cult.
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Hi5.
Does anyone know the purpose of barley water?
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Submitted by miffed_33 on August 6, 2008 - 9:52am
Because it's NOT a religion it is a CULT and if you read about their beliefs you would agree that they are terrible people. Just read some ex-members memoirs and I think you would agree with everyone who dislike what they stand for.
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Oh, I definitely agree with you there. Scientology is a bad cult. I feel very sorry for the poor, lost souls who wonder in there looking for help. Especially if they are substance dependant, or mentally ill, or and have a lot of money. Nevertheless, I still feel Tom is getting too harsh of a rap. He seems like an OK guy to me, even thought his extra-curricular activities are questionable.
Submitted by boomsy on August 6, 2008 - 10:04am.
Submitted by miffed_33 on August 6, 2008 - 8:46am
I don't have kids, but I think the bottles are bigger so the kids can hold on to them. The liner inside, however, is designed to 'collapse' as the baby drinks, which helps minimize the amount of air bubbles they get while they drink meaning less gas later. Apparently when you breastfeed it's essentially the same concept, or so I've read...
Thanks for the info I am thinking it may be we just don't have them in Oz or I've had my eyes closed for the last 18 years lol.
Submitted by KD on August 6, 2008 - 9:04am.
Silvara- Yah, I didn't notice that about Suri. The swings don't seem to amuse her at all. Poor kid. It's like those scientologists are taking away her childlike inocense(sp) and now she is so serious. She looks like a torchured soul and needs a bottle and blankie to cope. That is not right!
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That's because Scientologists believe in treating children like smaller adults. Parents are encouraged to talk to them like adults, be given whatever they want, and make decisions for themselves. Kids shouldn't be treated like adults. I think Mr. Rogers said it best: "Play is a child's work."
Hence why Leah Remini has a porker pre-diabetic daughter who refuses to get off bottles, because her daughter demands that her parents *cough* nanny *cough* give her 7-8 bottles a day, including the nighttime.
$5 says those are Tom's jeans that are making their 40th public appearance. I'll throw in an extra $10 on the belt and white T-shirts as they come back for their 23rd time. Since you know the Scientologists monitor every photo op or rather trip outdoors, somthing has to be up with this outfit. What happened to the fashionista Katie?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 6, 2008 - 8:55am.
luckycharms, Scientology is a dangerous mind-controlling cult whose methods have been called into question on numerous occasions. They use celebrities to further their cause and pour money into their coffers. They are hardly a relgion in the sense of truly helping others and show NO toleration towards those who oppose it. Family members who don't want to join are ostracized and kept from seeing their remaining family again. Tom's vocal blatherings of the Scientology line and his support of such brings him under fire, with his vitamin and exercise rant to cure postpartum depression and rejection of psychiatry, he could well have caused sick people to go off medicine and tragedy ensue. It isn't just a case of us dissing on somebody believing in something that makes him happy: Scientology makes many people miserable behind the scenes, and this deluded control freak either doesn't know or doesn't care, and apparently loves to hear himself pontificate. He's a lunatic, and we're gonna call him on it.
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Also worth mentioning is the fact the L. Ron Hubbard's own son was homosexual, wanted to be a pilot, and wanted nothing to do with Scientology. Guess what happened to him? They found him dead from an ALLEGED suicide inside a car in a field with an empty bottle of booze nearby. You know what's strange, though? L. Ron's son was NOT an alcohol drinker. Never touched the stuff. And he was only in his early twenties.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Since it's out there so early in the day, sure Tommy Fuck can do what he wants, damn, most celebs do anyway and get away with EVERYTHING but fact is Scientology hurts and damages other wise good people. It separates families, bleeds people's money dry and there is no way out.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
@ Boomsy
This is awful!!!! She reminds me of a perfect little doll. Sad eyes and all.
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
@ Boomsy
This is awful!!!! She reminds me of a perfect little doll. Sad eyes and all.
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
I may not want to admit it, but she is one really fuckin' cute kid.
Major props go to the Japanese scientists that designed her.
Oh that little Suri rocking here pajammy jams with those fierce gold shoes just warms my heart.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Silvara- Yah, I didn't notice that about Suri. The swings don't seem to amuse her at all. Poor kid. It's like those scientologists are taking away her childlike inocense(sp) and now she is so serious. She looks like a torchured soul and needs a bottle and blankie to cope. That is not right!
I feel the same disgust and paranoia surrounding Tom Cruise as a I do toward any other fanatical religious person who tries to push their beliefs on other people. I don't care WHAT he does, as long as I don't have to hear about it incessantly and have him pretend that he's better than anybody else for it. Can't he just be happy to have more money than the rest of us combined and hold THAT over our heads like a good little actor?
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Submitted by miffed_33 on August 6, 2008 - 8:46am
I don't have kids, but I think the bottles are bigger so the kids can hold on to them. The liner inside, however, is designed to 'collapse' as the baby drinks, which helps minimize the amount of air bubbles they get while they drink meaning less gas later. Apparently when you breastfeed it's essentially the same concept, or so I've read...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
I love Suri. I can't quit her.
In the first picture, Suri seems to be completely ignoring Stepford, and Stepford looks very tense, maybe mad. Look at that mouth, jaw, and neck. Yikes.
Submitted by luckycharms on August 6, 2008 - 10:17am.
OK, I am going to take a very unpopular approach to this. Tom Cruise is free to worship as he feels fit and beleive in what he wants. If he wants to beleive in Xenu, Scientology clears, and flying space monkeys, great! If that fulfills him, wonderful! I have lived my whole life on Clearwater Beach and watched the Scientologist roam around like robots. It definitely doesn't appeal to me. But who are we to judge? We live in a great nation of complete tolerance towards others religous/spiritual beleifs. I personally don't like Scientology, but I am completely dumbfounded on how people can continually tear this guy down for following what fulfills him personally and obviously makes him very happy.
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I know I personally deal with my fear (yes, fear) of this religion by poking fun at it. I've read lots of things about the CO$ (infiltrating the CIA, essentially taking over the Clearwater police, etc.) and it worries me. And I believe it worries others when they can literally SEE the effect that said religion has had on people (turning Tom nutzoid, causing Katie to waste away to nothing, emotionless robot baby Suri...). Who better to use as an example than people who have become household names in America?
I dunno. That's just my viewpoint. I probably sound like I'm full of shit (which is true) but oh well.
**edited for a typo and to say this**: Watch this video and you will see how it effects people: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCGP-0545EU
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Hi5.
Submitted by boomsy on August 6, 2008 - 9:56am.
Ok, I just looked at like 100 pictures of Suri and was only able to find 3 where she's smiling, and I think she's under the age of one in all of them. Poor baby; something's not right with her.
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Happy parents have happy children. She's obviously feeding off of her mothers misery.
I agree with those who said the bottle is going to screw up her teeth. It will make the front teeth buck outward. Also, if Katie is putting her to bed with a bottle of barley water, it is definitely rotting her teeth as well.
If the kid is old enough to eat solid food and walk without assistance, they should be drinking from a sippy cup.
Looks like I was a little late on the draw, but glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's odd...
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Looking at his person is like having to look at my moms friends Pam the Dental Assistant and your only distraction is a Red Book magazine from 1993 with Cindy Crawford up on the cover talking about love and lemon bars.
I imagine Katie would live in a home that always smelled like beef stew but the bitch hasnt had beef stew in her house for years. And a faint wiff if cat but she dont own no animals.
Always has life avers in her packet book that taste like pennies. Like a nanna and shit
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
luckycharms - what you are saying is not unpopular at all. I agree that Tom Cruise is free to worship as he pleases...but we are free to criticize any religion we choose as well. I don't get hacked off when I crack open the Catholic Encyclopedia and see all the hate for Martin Luther. Hey, everyone is entitled to their opinions.
When to really get worried? When we stop having the right to judge and express our judgements freely.
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Ok, I just looked at like 100 pictures of Suri and was only able to find 3 where she's smiling, and I think she's under the age of one in all of them. Poor baby; something's not right with her.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=01&evt=suri-...
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=09&evt=suri-...
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/08/15/suri-cruise-baby-gap/
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
luckycharms, Scientology is a dangerous mind-controlling cult whose methods have been called into question on numerous occasions. They use celebrities to further their cause and pour money into their coffers. They are hardly a relgion in the sense of truly helping others and show NO toleration towards those who oppose it. Family members who don't want to join are ostracized and kept from seeing their remaining family again. Tom's vocal blatherings of the Scientology line and his support of such brings him under fire, with his vitamin and exercise rant to cure postpartum depression and rejection of psychiatry, he could well have caused sick people to go off medicine and tragedy ensue. It isn't just a case of us dissing on somebody believing in something that makes him happy: Scientology makes many people miserable behind the scenes, and this deluded control freak either doesn't know or doesn't care, and apparently loves to hear himself pontificate. He's a lunatic, and we're gonna call him on it.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
They only smile when Tommy Girl is around, he has the remote control for that but sometimes it opens the garage and changes cable channels.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
katie used to be so feminine...longer hair, make up, girly fashion...did she break up with her fashion idol posh? there is no reason(except for her abundant wealth) for her to be smiling 24/7 but she has an overall sense of depression to her lately, even when she cracks a smile.
a security blanket, a security baba...jeesh,insecure much?
Submitted by luckycharms on August 6, 2008 - 9:47am.
OK, I am going to take a very unpopular approach to this. Tom Cruise is free to worship as he feels fit and beleive in what he wants. If he wants to beleive in Xenu, Scientology clears, and flying space monkeys, great! If that fulfills him, wonderful! I have lived my whole life on Clearwater Beach and watched the Scientologist roam around like robots. It definitely doesn't appeal to me. But who are we to judge? We live in a great nation of complete tolerance towards others religous/spiritual beleifs. I personally don't like Scientology, but I am completely dumbfounded on how people can continually tear this guy down for following what fulfills him personally and obviously makes him very happy.
Because it's NOT a religion it is a CULT and if you read about their beliefs you would agree that they are terrible people. Just read some ex-members memoirs and I think you would agree with everyone who dislike what they stand for.
Submitted by KD on August 6, 2008 - 9:48am.
Is Suri wearing a hospital gown? Or did katie learn to make Amish dresses while Tom had her on lockdown?
Shoot, Suris feet are HUGE. Her and Paris are going to be fighting over shoes before you know it.
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nah, she probably bought them from the crazy dress making polygamists.
"The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance."
Aristotle
Out of all of those pictures Suri never smiled.
Not even on the swings.
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by miffed_33 on August 6, 2008 - 8:42am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 9:39am
That's a formula bottle. The formula goes inside the plastic that's inside the actual bottle.
Oh ok I have never seen one before they must have come out after I had my 3.
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Actually, I remember them being around for a long time. I mean, I dunno when you had your kids, but I'm 30 and I remember them as far back as when I was a little girl. In any case, I think it's time for Suri to give up the ghost. I probably shouldn't talk, though--I was carrying my security blanket around so much until I was about 8 or 9 that people started calling me Linus.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
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MK, hilarious post :)
wtf is katie wearing these days?? she looks like shit
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plus i believe they said that sucking on the bottle can cause problems when your teeth start to grow. it makes them buck. that'll add to the mounting trauma she'll face as a celebutard's spawn. poor child.
"The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance."
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Submitted by miffed_33 on August 6, 2008 - 10:10am.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 6, 2008 - 9:37am.
That is a good point. She does look like just a blank canvas. You know that if this kid threw a temper tantrum in public (like any NORMAL three year old) the paps would be all over that shit and say "Look what Scientology has done to lil Suri!" But to our knowledge, she has never thrown one. Never.
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She did crack a wobbly one night when the GMD was holding her when they had her out late one night but that has been the only time that I can recall.
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Ah. Well then I stand corrected. But still, you'd think that a child surrounded by a bunch of screaming old men with cameras would be much more upset. Poor kid looks deader than Katie.
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Hi5.
Is Suri wearing a hospital gown? Or did katie learn to make Amish dresses while Tom had her on lockdown?
Shoot, Suris feet are HUGE. Her and Paris are going to be fighting over shoes before you know it.
OK, I am going to take a very unpopular approach to this. Tom Cruise is free to worship as he feels fit and beleive in what he wants. If he wants to beleive in Xenu, Scientology clears, and flying space monkeys, great! If that fulfills him, wonderful! I have lived my whole life on Clearwater Beach and watched the Scientologist roam around like robots. It definitely doesn't appeal to me. But who are we to judge? We live in a great nation of complete tolerance towards others religous/spiritual beleifs. I personally don't like Scientology, but I am completely dumbfounded on how people can continually tear this guy down for following what fulfills him personally and obviously makes him very happy.
I think it's the bottle constantly in her mouth that makes her look emotionless. Hard to read expressions with that thing growing out her head.
She actually looks exactly like my daughter at that age....same features, same dark bob. But my kid threw her last bottle across the room at about 8 months and never looked back. I know Scientologists believe in 'even keel at all costs'....but, sheeeesh, need to get rid of that bottle if they want that kid to develop language and coping skills.
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"Africa is sexy and people need to know that." Bono
Can I just ask anyone who has used a bottle like this why waste the extra space? Just seems a bit useless.
why oh why is she still on the bottle? she could sneak her vodka in a sippy cup for crying out loud. it just looks ridiculous. katie said she is an amazing woman so why do they let her walk around sucking on a bottle like an infant? the whole thing is infuriating. hell, when my son was one year old the food and nutrition woman at his pediatrician told me it was time to switch to sippy cups and she said it in a why that scared me. i.e. that she would call child wellfare if i didn't.
"The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance."
Aristotle
That baby always looks so fucking old.
I bet she carries peppermints and tissues in her pocket and smells like mothballs.
She probably has arthritis in her hand too.
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