Wednesday, August 6th 2008
Robot Talk
DOES NOT COMPUTE. Stepford Katie and the cutest little robot since Vicki visited a park in NYC yesterday while Tommy Girl was getting his daily prosty tickle back at their apartment.
Yes, Suri is still on the bottle. Leave Suri alooooooone! It's the only way she can deal with all the crazy aliens she's always around. When Tommy fills her bottle with barley water, she sneaks in a little miracle water aka vodka. That's why she's always drinking from that shit! That's why she's looking at Stepford Katie like, "Youuuu knoww what your problemmmm isssss...."
Katie really, really needs to learn how to tight-roll properly. That shit is a joke. If you're going to bring it back, do it right.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 6:39am.
The bottle raises an interesting point: I thought they were opposed to formula? (Not to mention the fact that Suri is almost 12 and still using a bottle.)
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 9:39am
That's a formula bottle. The formula goes inside the plastic that's inside the actual bottle.
Oh ok I have never seen one before they must have come out after I had my 3.
Not sticking up for anyone but can you imagine seeing your child's picture posted online being called a robot? I don't think I could deal....
Submitted by FatMartha on August 6, 2008 - 9:37am.
That is a good point. She does look like just a blank canvas. You know that if this kid threw a temper tantrum in public (like any NORMAL three year old) the paps would be all over that shit and say "Look what Scientology has done to lil Suri!" But to our knowledge, she has never thrown one. Never.
Yikes. I'd rather see her throw a shit fit daily than never see any emotion whatsoever. ************
She did crack a wobbly one night when the GMD was holding her when they had her out late one night but that has been the only time that I can recall.
Submitted by miffed_33 on August 6, 2008 - 8:37am.
If you look really closely at that bottle there is no liquid in it. I noticed it a while ago it looks like rolled up paper or something?
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That's a formula bottle. The formula goes inside the plastic that's inside the actual bottle.
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Submitted by madam s. on August 6, 2008 - 10:03am.
Suri always looks not so much depressed as completely emotionless and void. Not even remotely normal for a kid that age. Even on the swing or when looking at her mother. I mean she just LOOKS anyway blatantly emotionally damaged.
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That is a good point. She does look like just a blank canvas. You know that if this kid threw a temper tantrum in public (like any NORMAL three year old) the paps would be all over that shit and say "Look what Scientology has done to lil Suri!" But to our knowledge, she has never thrown one. Never.
Yikes. I'd rather see her throw a shit fit daily than never see any emotion whatsoever. ************
Hi5.
If you look really closely at that bottle there is no liquid in it. I noticed it a while ago it looks like rolled up paper or something?
I think MK may be right, Suri's got a nanny in her pocket keeping those bottles filled with the happy juice. Good practice for the teenage years....from baby bottles to water bottles filled with vodka.
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Why is Suri wearing a hospital gown?
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The dress suri is wearing is so cute!!!!!!!!!!
PS: Even if it does look like a hopital gown a bit but suri can pull it off.
Suri always looks not so much depressed as completely emotionless and void. Not even remotely normal for a kid that age. Even on the swing or when looking at her mother. I mean she just LOOKS anyway blatantly emotionally damaged.
I can't remember ever seeing a picture of Suri where she's smiling. I know she's an "amazing woman", but three is a bit too young to be enigmatic.
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Suri is so cute...
KatE's fake GMD smile is creeping me out.
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Christ, somebody needs to call child welfare on these scientologist freaks... that kid is going to be sooo messed up by the time she's a teen.... I fear the 70 year old woman standing beside her (formerly know as the much younger Katie Holmes...)is too far gone to save but please won't someone please think of the children!!!! Scientology needs to be banned.
That's one beautiful kid....but she dresses like my granny. I say switch the outfits. I want to see Suri in the tight-rolled jeans (you know she wouldn't screw the roll up)and the $1000 sunglasses. Let Katie run around in the K-mart housecoat and see what that feels like.
When Suri is a teenager, she is going to look back at these pictures and totally go off on her parents. It won't be pretty.
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Suri is an adorable kid...
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Suriiiiiiiiiii...yesssss....i love this kid. she is precious.
Someone call child services STAT. When you send your older kids to $cientology camp for mandatory brainwashing and your 3(?) year old is still on the bottle, something is up.
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Hi5.
Are these the same jeans she was wearing in the last thread? Did she change the outfit or just the sweater? And why is she even wearing a sweater, it's been in the 80's and humid in NY? I think she needs to retire "the look". It's not working for her and she just looks sloppy.
Oh, and by the way, if you're pushing your kid on the swing at the park, put the fucking cell phone AWAY! I hate that annoying multitasking bullshit! Especially the idiots on the Bluetooth who look like they're having a loud conversation with themselves.
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My gosh..........how not to dress a kid.......
Yeah, leave her alone. She's a strong, independent woman. With a bubby.
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