Cindy McCain For Miss Buffalo Chip!
Speaking of creepy robot ladies... Cindy McCain joined her husband at the Sturgis bike really in South Dakota yesterday. During his speech, John McCain pimped out his wife by encouraging her to take part in the rally's beauty pageant. It's not so much as a beauty pageant as it is a group of biker chicks dancing on bars and taking off their tops and bottoms. I'm surprised he didn't turn to Cindy and say, "Take off your top, woman! And when you're done with that. Go make my supper and iron my clothes!"
John told the crowd, "I was looking at the Sturgis schedule, and noticed that you had a beauty pageant, so I encouraged Cindy to compete. I told her that with a little luck, she could be the only woman to serve as both the First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip!" Miss Buffalo Chip sounds like Miss Buffalo Shit. Classy.
The bikers probably shouted, "Hell yes! SHOW US YOUR PILLS!"
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Yeah my problem is that I'm socially liberal, but I'm fiscally conservative and like smaller government. It's like where the fuck is the viable candidate for me?
If any Republican can tell me some good points about McCain, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
But, you won't be able to.
Guys, we are fucked no matter who gets elected.
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Submitted by Fred Flintstone on August 6, 2008 - 9:43am.
Hey I am voting for McCain - I heard it from a good source that Cindy is offering a free case of beer for every vote!!!! What am I hearing from Michelle --nothing!!
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That shit had better be Samuel Adams and not Budweiser.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Goose55 wasn't attacking anyone personally, so what's the harm??
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Well, when you make generalizations that anyone who supports Obama "needs to get off the bandwagon", you're going to piss people off.
I would imagine that most of the people on here have done their "homework" on the candidates, not simply glommed on to popular opinion.
((free beer & i'm in!!))
Why do Repubs always seem to write in CAPS? Such rage. Sheesh.
Anyho, who cares if his plane doesn't have a *flag* on it? Seriously! Is that really the best you can come up w.? Besides, there is still a flag on it...just not the giant one that was part of the North American Airlines insignia. MOST candidates (including McCain) have their planes overhauled to show whose campaign the plane belongs to. The flag in question was on the tail, where most candidates put their *own* insignia.
Why in the would would someone run for president and put up w. the stress involved if he/she didn't love his/her country? It's ridiculous to question the "patriotism" of someone running for office.
And I frankly don't see why a president has to have military experience if he has half a brain and some excellent advisors. W. has less than half a brain, questionable military service, & look at the mess he got us into! I mean, "Hey, look at me! I can shoot people w. a gun! I *totally* know how to stratergize and run an entire military operation!" Really?
Also, the Michelle Obama comment has gotten *seriously* blown out of proportion. I've *never* been proud of my country, so sue me!
Oh, OT, this Cindy Candycanes chick creeps me out. She always looks like she's been drinking the Barley Water.
Btw, apparently there was someone named "Mouse" or some derivation of that on here at some point & I gather that this person was causing trouble. I didn't know that when I made up this name last year & I'm too lazy to change it, so please don't think I am that person!
Submitted by I Love Burgers on August 6, 2008 - 9:34am.
Jews and whites cause a lot of problems in this world.
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It's good to know you don't point the finger at one or two particular groups of people since there are many races and religions that exist on this planet.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
wow, these two at Sturgis? talk about cherry on top of a vanilla freak show. and didn't cindy mcain used to be smokin' hott? she looks like a disney villin now...
Hey I am voting for McCain - I heard it from a good source that Cindy is offering a free case of beer for every vote!!!! What am I hearing from Michelle --nothing!!
Holy Crap! Is it wrong that I thought that was Katherine Heigl in that picture? Who do you think would be more insulted by that confusion: Heigl or McCain? Oh, who gives a shit... they're both ciggy-smelling cunts.
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Last time I checked, people were aloud to voice their opinion REGARDLESS if it's the popular opinion or not. Goose55 wasn't attacking anyone personally, so what's the harm??
As for caps, there are a couple of people that post regularly in all caps that don't get crap for it.
Goose, there are two sides to every argument and your side is just ignorant.
We have the biggest government ever, courtesy of Bush. Look at the budget deficit, record high. Look at the White House hiring records, the number of departments created, all record highs under Bush. You idiot.
Do some research yourself.
Bush is an admitted alcoholic and coke abuser. Apparently millions of Republicans saw no problem with that.
Jews and whites cause a lot of problems in this world. Iraq War. Bombing of Lebanon. Killing civilians in Palestine. Slavery, followed by Jim Crow laws and lynchings. Genocide of the Native American Indians. The Crusades. Don't have a cow just because you're White or a Jew and can't handle the truth. Do your research, Tuskegee Experiment. White people at their worst.
And your bullshit about equating flags with patriotism is ignorant and specious. The worst in this world, the worst politicians, the most manipulative politicians will hide behind the flag, claiming love of God and country and meaning power and wealth. I'm actually disappointed that Obama started wearing a flag pin. It's pandering to ignorant people who would rather someone wear a flag and ship their jobs off to Mexico and China under the pretense of family values, while their homes are being foreclosed by a deregulated banking industry. You got what you voted for.
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So it's OK for Obama to admit that he has snorted lines of coke, but if Cindy McCain took a few pain pills it's not ok?.?.? I would just like for one person to tell me what Obama has accomplished as a Senator that people think he is ready to become president of the most powerful nation in the world.
HE HAS VOTED CONSISTENTLY FOR BIGGER GOVERNMENT AND HIGHER TAXES. HE HAS VOTED FOR BIG ENTITLEMENTS AND LEGISLATION THAT WOULD SEVERELY CURTAIL AMERICA'S ABILITY TO FIGHT TERRORISM AND TO PROTECT OUR BORDERS AND OUR NATIONAL INTERESTS AROUND THE WORLD. *******I URGE YOU TO DO YOUR RESEARCH AND CONFIRM THESE FACTS FOR YOURSELF.******
HE BELONGS, AND HAS BELONGED FOR OVER 20 YEARS, TO AN 'AFRO-CENTRIC' CHURCH IN CHICAGO THAT HATES WHITES, HATES JEWS, AND BLAMES AMERICA FOR ALL THE WORLD'S PERCEIVED FAULTS. (INCLUDING CREATING THE AIDs VIRUS IN ORDER TO INFLICT IT ON AFRICANS).
Do your homework people. This is the same man that just took the AMERICAN FLAG off of his plane. His wife said the first time she was EVER proud to be an American was when he received the bid as the candidate for the White House. He has ABSOLUTELY NO military experience at all, but wants to be our commander in chief. That would be similar to me walking into Microsoft and applying for the CEO position with NO experience in computer software. Get off the bandwagon people just because he is a good orator DOES NOT mean he can lead our country.
Goose55, if you are so secure in your opinion about McSame, why do you feel the need to scream about Obama's lack of military experience (read= not required of a presidential candidate), amongst other exaggerations, IN ALL CAPS?????
McSame and Mrs. Stretch-Face here are tired. So is the same old explosive confrontational bullshit you are apparently touting.
Save that for Perez, please.
Older than dirt, dumber than dogshit AND a misogynist asshole. Wow. That mcstain is the whole package isn't he?
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It will be a very interesting race. Obama said one of the most stupid things I think I have ever heard a president/potential presidant say. He was responding to McCain's add depicting him as celebrity. His self mocking comeback was, "He sure don't look like all those other presidents on those dollar bills!" Well......As far as I know there is only one president on a dollar bill. But I think at this point, anyone would be better than Bush.
Submitted by GazingBeauty on August 6, 2008 - 10:21am.
Why is Cindy EVERYWHERE with him? If Michelle was around Barack that much we'd sure be hearing some comments.
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true!
Just what this country needs: another oil company ass-wipe's Stepford Wife with a Mary Kay addiction.
Why is Cindy EVERYWHERE with him? If Michelle was around Barack that much we'd sure be hearing some comments.
Submitted by Callan on August 6, 2008 - 9:15am.
I am an independent and haven't made up my mind about the election yet.
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I hear that--I haven't made up my mind yet, either. I think I might just say "fuck it" and move to Iceland.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Goose55 on August 6, 2008 - 9:09am.
I have no problem with anyone who has conquered a drug problem. I'm definitely not playing the holier than thou card, but look it up: Cindy McCain had doctors from her OWN medical charity write illegal prescriptions for her. The guy who wrote them got fired, but no actions were ever taken against her.
I have a problem with abusing your own charity to get your fix. That's fucked up. And just may I add so I don't get any accusations from you: I am an independent and haven't made up my mind about the election yet.
What an honor to be able to say you were once crowned "Miss Male-Cow Poo."
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Oh, honey I know what DLISTED is.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 6, 2008 - 7:12am.
Mine would be Jane Route 352.
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I don't know if I give a crap who gets elected (at my advanced age and all) but I am pretty impressed with Cindy McCain. Read more about her. She has done so much charity work (without any fanfare) and chose to raise her kids out of the public eye and out of Washington. I used to think she was Plastic Surgery Barbie, until I learned more about her.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 6, 2008 - 10:08am.
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I know, right? And by using the first pet name/first street you lived on thing, my porn name would be Winky Hamilton.
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Goose55 on August 6, 2008 - 10:09am
In the future, please do your homework and educate yourself on what DLISTED is.
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So it's OK for Obama to admit that he has snorted lines of coke, but if Cindy McCain took a few pain pills it's not ok?.?.? I would just like for one person to tell me what Obama has accomplished as a Senator that people think he is ready to become president of the most powerful nation in the world.
HE HAS VOTED CONSISTENTLY FOR BIGGER GOVERNMENT AND HIGHER TAXES. HE HAS VOTED FOR BIG ENTITLEMENTS AND LEGISLATION THAT WOULD SEVERELY CURTAIL AMERICA'S ABILITY TO FIGHT TERRORISM AND TO PROTECT OUR BORDERS AND OUR NATIONAL INTERESTS AROUND THE WORLD. *******I URGE YOU TO DO YOUR RESEARCH AND CONFIRM THESE FACTS FOR YOURSELF.******
HE BELONGS, AND HAS BELONGED FOR OVER 20 YEARS, TO AN 'AFRO-CENTRIC' CHURCH IN CHICAGO THAT HATES WHITES, HATES JEWS, AND BLAMES AMERICA FOR ALL THE WORLD'S PERCEIVED FAULTS. (INCLUDING CREATING THE AIDs VIRUS IN ORDER TO INFLICT IT ON AFRICANS).
Do your homework people. This is the same man that just took the AMERICAN FLAG off of his plane. His wife said the first time she was EVER proud to be an American was when he received the bid as the candidate for the White House. He has ABSOLUTELY NO military experience at all, but wants to be our commander in chief. That would be similar to me walking into Microsoft and applying for the CEO position with NO experience in computer software. Get off the bandwagon people just because he is a good orator DOES NOT mean he can lead our country.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 6, 2008 - 10:07am.
Ahhh, all politicians pander a lot to whomever they're in front of.
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Exactly. It's a total dog and pony show.
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MK- A buffalo Chip IS shit. Some rednecks have Buffalo Chip shooting contests, where they collect the crap and someone throws it up while the other shoots it. I saw it on TV once. Though if you would accuse me of being redneck, it would probably be partly true, because I can so see certain people in my family doing that.
this guy is such an idiot... i'm no repub, but i'm really REALLY hoping that he didn't know that it was a nudie contest. but he did call his wife a cunt before (in public), so it wouldn't surprise me if he did know...
she is one of the most stepford looking politican wife i've ever seen before.. just looking at her makes my spine want to freeze.........
Submitted by islandgirl on August 6, 2008 - 6:51am.
BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 9:48am.
Anyone else read Candy McCain instead of Cindy?
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That would be an awesome porno name.
hahahahaha. (Funny how your mind runs to that.)
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Ahhh, all politicians pander a lot to whomever they're in front of.
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He also called his wife a c--t in public once. Not surprised he'd try to whore his wife out in a beauty pageant or whatever this shit was.
He left his first wife after he returned home from Vietnam. His first wife was disabled and kind of disfigured from a car accident she was in, plus she raised their kids alone for years. He left her to marry Cindy, a much younger woman who had the kind of money he needed to finance a political career. I don't respect the choices he's made in his personal life.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 6, 2008 - 10:30am.
Cindy McCain looks like one of those broads that claims not to drink but for lunch, she and her other socialite friends will knock back three martinis because 'those don't count".
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lol... So true.
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Cindy McCain looks like one of those broads that claims not to drink but for lunch, she and her other socialite friends will knock back three martinis because 'those don't count".
'Heaux Confessionals'
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islandgirl on August 6, 2008 - 9:51am
PeePaw porn.
Political wives creep me out, so, you know, Stepfordish....
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Submitted by TFBuckFutter on August 6, 2008 - 7:54am.
Miss Buffalo Chip sounds like Miss Buffalo Shit for a reason.....a Buffalo Chip is Buffalo Shit.
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What he/she said.
islandgirl - totally. Candy! Hey, if she's got some good pills she has to be rallying for the healthcare thing. I love pills...just can't get em.
Miss Buffalo Chip sounds like Miss Buffalo Shit for a reason.....a Buffalo Chip is Buffalo Shit.
He sure shows a lot of respect for women. Did he call her the c word this time too?
BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 9:48am.
Anyone else read Candy McCain instead of Cindy?
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That would be an awesome porno name.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
well how nice. maybe their friends with jenna and tiny dick.
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Anyone else read Candy McCain instead of Cindy?
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