Wednesday, August 6th 2008

Dylan, What The Hell Are You Doing There?!

Dylan McKay is on the wrong coast. He should really be in California trying to save that "90210" shit show. They already have Brenda, now they need Dylan. The new "90210" trailer makes it look like 2-hours of watching oatmeal dry. Click here to see it, but bring some NoDoz.

Luke Perry was on the NYC set of "Law & Order: SVU" with Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay yesterday.

I know Christopher is just trying to keep the pits cool, but he looks like a retired Chippendale's dancer getting ready to make his big comeback. I wonder if those pants come off with one tug?

Wenn



DaddysJoy's picture

Christopher Meloni is hot!!!!
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xoxhannah-katexox's picture

God he is HOTT! Mariska looks good, she is a fantastic actress. That shirt looks really weird but GOD he can lock me up any day.

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Submitted by letinstar on August 6, 2008 - 3:44pm.

and while i'm still oogling chris meloni, i want to know is really luke perry or is this dougie howser because i can no longer tell them apart...
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letinstar's picture

and while i'm still oogling chris meloni, i want to know is really luke perry or is this dougie howser because i can no longer tell them apart...
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letinstar's picture

"Christopher is just trying to keep the pits cool, but he looks like a retired Chippendale's dancer getting ready to make his big comeback. I wonder if those pants come off with one tug?'

i volunteer to tug...and tug...

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

I can't stop drooling over Christopher Meloni's "guns." Now I must leave my job and watch his guest starring appearance on "Scrubs".... my life will then be complete.

SweetPollyPurebred's picture

I concur with the Meloni-worship. He's one of the few truly masculine men on TV (Jon Hamm is the other one). I think Mariska looks terrific. She's a strong, beautiful, mature woman, not a size 2 blonde who can't spell her own name.

angel_i's picture

Truth: I wish Mariska and Christopher were my Mommy and Daddy *sigh*.

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WildGuy's picture

the shirt is weird but Christopher is Hot, so he's excused.

StewieGriffin's picture

Chris makes my crotch twitch in good ways

If you shaved Luke hair, he and Chris would look alike I think. they have the same hairline, really

NYC is never, ever the *wrong* coast, babe.

Aw the Preacher and Keller together again, hopefully Perry won't end up in a wall again with 3rd degree burns. but you never know....I miss OZ!!!
Crazy Beecher for President...because that would be politics worth watching!!!

The last time we mix religion and politics people got burnt at the stake.

BillLay's picture

Can we see them kiss please?

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A little song.
A little dance.
A little seltzer down your pants.

ronnyk's picture

Christopher Meloni can keep his pits cool with my ANYTIME!

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theboy's picture

Christopher Meloni is THE HOTNESS. He is my idea of a masculine man.
I want him to make me a baby.

Sugaroo's picture

Poor Luke. Having a wide-screen TV for a forehead must suck out loud. Christ, what does he look like in HD?!

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chin chin's picture

illll nice handicapped shoes, dylan mckay

-=meow hiss purr=-

TheBreakdown's picture

If cops were this hot, people would 'fall' into assault in the most random of places just so these two could cop a feel!

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Gry's picture

I wanna be date raped by Meloni. I could never bring myself to press charges because that would entail declaring I didn't enjoy it. I just can't lie to myself.

dreamhypnotique's picture

Luke is totally wearing my dad's shoes.

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thlayly5's picture

I love Christopher Meloni. Yum.

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Sugaroo's picture

Okay, okay! *put up hands* I give in to you guys! LOL!

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Submitted by SpoiledGlamGirl on August 6, 2008 - 11:05am.

WTF are on his feet?

SGG, I was wondering the same thing. They look like fancy prison issue slippers.

Clarisse's picture

Oh, Detective Stabler, i'm a very very naughty girl!

*puts wrists together, palm side up*

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TheBreakdown's picture

Sugaroo:

that's a risk we're willing to take!

Come next season's sweeps, they need to have the sex!

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Submitted by Sugaroo on August 6, 2008 - 11:02am.

No idea why he really left.

I do agree the show will be ruin if Elliot & Liv hook up but fans would be happy with one kiss LOL.

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SpoiledGlamGirl's picture

WTF are on his feet?

***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***

arrest me arrest me Mr. Meloni

i too miss OZ

Sugaroo's picture

IMO, it would ruin the show if Eliot and Liv hooked up.

Does anyone know why Adam Beach left the show after one season? Most people I know didn't like him but I did. Maybe the fans hated him so much, they kicked him off?

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jd.xy's picture

Christopher Meloni is hot. period.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 6, 2008 - 4:26pm.

1) Do people who whisper honestly think the person they're talking about can't hear them, or know they're talking about them?

they actually use that tactic to get to the person they're talking about is my theory. it would really kill them to know you don't give a shit what they think/say about you regardless of at which volume they say it
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I love SVU...it's one of the only good shows on TV anymore.

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reinvention's picture

you know what i would give to have christopher meloni arrest me? especially with

    that

look on his face - he could be the "bad cop"

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 6, 2008 - 10:53am.

Heck yeah.

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The Other Laurita's picture

What's all this Meloni talk? I want Luke "The Forehead" Perry.

TheBreakdown's picture

Mariska and Chris need to urge the producers to give the audience what they wanna see.

Specifically, those two whorizontal!

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moriah's picture

Mariska Hargitay everyone!

shy princess's picture

Re: Trousers

God, I hope so.

Sugaroo's picture

At the risk of getting creamed over here, is it me or is Mariska not aging well?

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Sugaroo's picture

I'd hit Meloni sideways, upside down, crooked, around a corner, and every which way including Sunday!

But WTF is up with that gay shirt and the red-assed face?

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blaqfury's picture

What is on Luke Perry's feet?

"...all that I can say..."

Sheeps's picture

I need some shirts like that for work. The shirt/tie combo might be a bit disconcerting. I guess I could add Chippendale cuffs.

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luscious_t's picture

I'd love to try to get those pants off. Oh the places my mouth longs to go...

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Silvara0428's picture

Holy hot hell in a handbasket!!!
No one asked and I don't care
I'd HIT it hard.

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Off topic alert! Off topic alert!

1) Do people who whisper honestly think the person they're talking about can't hear them, or know they're talking about them?

2) I really want a big old spoonful of peanut butter dipped in mini chocolate chips. Bad.

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"I wonder if those pants come off with one tug?" I like your thinkin' MK. *booking a flight to NYC*

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Leatherette's picture

I could live in those pants. I could.

Rocket's picture

Christopher Meloni - yummo (God I hate Rachel Ray)

No Words's picture

Christopher Meloni makes my ovaries spasm.

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