Princess Tiaamii Probably Has More Shoes Than You
Katie Price has admitted that she loves to waste her cash on buying tons outfits and shoes for her one-year-old daughter Princess Tiaammiiiaaa or whatever her name is. Princess has over 100 pairs of shoes even though she can't walk yet.
Katie told The Sun, “She’s got over a hundred pairs and her clothes are ridiculous — she’s got a wardrobe but I’ve had to order three more because all her clothes are on rails. She’ll never wear it all but I can’t help buying all this stuff.” She also can't help the fact that she's got silicone for brains.
I will bet you half of my Beanie Baby collection (it was the thing to do in the 90s) that 50 of those 100 pairs of shoes are Heelarious high heels. Katie probably has stock in that company.
Instead of wasting money on shit Princess Tiaamamaaii isn't going to wear, she should put that into the "Change Your Name Fund." Her daughter is going to need to access that fund when she's old enough to realize her name is Princess Tiaaamaiamaia.
Here's Greasy Chicken Bone and her big gay husband outside the plastic surgeon's office in Beverly Hills yesterday.
Wenn
Submitted by FruFru on August 6, 2008 - 11:20pm.
I can remember the day when you worshipped Jordan.. wanted to stalk her (ok, maybe in a sarcastic way). But what happened to your love affair with her ????
MK gave up on Jordan after she "transformed" back to being Katie Price.
Is Katie trying to cough up a hairball?
Okay, seriously, what is the unfortunate kid's name? It isn't be Princess Tiaaamaiamaia, is it? IS IT??
*schedules vasectomy
what? no fucking Harvey?
that sucks! MORE HARVEY! KTHXBAI!
In that pic, she looks like a normal mom whose been attacked by (haha!) The Vancome Lady.
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Oh, she spent money on the kid's clothes. I guess that makes sense now.
She's an Ali Lohan in training. She'll just be one of those emotionally negligent/abusive famewhore mothers who shower their children with possessions in anticipation of their mother of the year trophies.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
So do all of those clothes & shoes make Princess Whatever look cuter? Cause right now, she is fugly...oh and calling Jordan "Greasy Chickenbone" is high-fucking-larious.
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**Cake, or death?** Eddie Izzard
She spends so much money on clothes, then why the fuck is she waltzing around half naked most of the time?
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Jordan needs to add some hats to that kids wardrobe. She is in the early stages of fugg and we all know what's around the corner..*cough* rumer willis *cough*
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And I should give a shyt because....
Oooh that little girl looks just like her daddy. That is NOT good.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
Well, it better get used to enjoying accessories cause the poor girl will be beyond ugly, that's just a factual observation. Peter Andre is hideous, and this will just be Peter's head on a female's body.
strange looking family- all of 'em.
PAFUCKINGTHETIC.
Heelarious baby shoes are the most Frightenening things I have ever seen.
I think Princess Tiramisu is getting cuter. She wasn't looking her best when she was bald and had the chicken pox, so this pic is definitely an improvement.
And Star Jones, many visable genes are recessive. Not abnormal for couples to have kids that don't look like exactly like them. Example, Khloe Lardassian.
Modianos--LOL! I know--it's like a construction site.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
katie sure has a lot goin on in her neckly area
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
In that picture, her baby looks like one of those British angel type you see on painted plates.
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
The baby looks like she has down's syndrome. That's not out of disrespect for people who have down's syndrome either. I'm just calling it like it is. I'm sure she's going to change her name when she gets older, Bob Geldof's kids should have done that too when they were old enough to, especially Peaches, because girlfriend is fucked up! Princess Tiammiiiaaiaiaia will do that as soon as she realizes what her stupid name is and smack Katie in the face for that inane name.
Your face!
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 6, 2008 - 2:57pm.
@G.I.G. - Maybe one binge short of...LOL.
What I wanna know is, WHERE THE FUCK HARVEY AT??
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In the basement, until Katie/Jordan needs him for another photo shoot to show what fucking fantastic, selfless Mommy she is.
Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
@G.I.G. - Maybe one binge short of...LOL.
What I wanna know is, WHERE THE FUCK HARVEY AT??
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
God forgive me, but Princess Tiramisu has Daddy's gayface. And if her eyes were any farther apart, they would be on the back of her head.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I don't mean to sound like an ass but this is not a cute baby.
I'm sorry but damn that baby is...unfortunate...looking
The kid's head is too big for her body, plus she's pug ugly.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 6, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Princess has that "booze binge in the 1st trimester" look about her.
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Let's cut to chase: the kid looks like an FAS baby. Just like Unfitney's 2nd kid Jayden.
Submitted by Star Jonez on August 6, 2008 - 2:56pm.
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I'm with you. I think she's really cute, and I don't say that about all babies. Too bad she's going to be a spoiled monster.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
the baby looks a LOT better with hair, but she still has Peter's face. She'll never be pretty.
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I'm a sucker for chubby cheeks and curly hair on kids so I'll hide in he corner with the others who think she's cute.
She will have her mother's pre-suregery unfortunate nose though. Constantly looking like you got hit in the face with a football can't be fun.
I know genetics come together in all kinds of strange ways. I once read about a white couple who had a black baby (no cheating involved, proved by DNA). Just always curious why the blonde gene seems to pop up more frequently with white kids.
All of the redheads I know (black and white) were born with red hair, so I do wonder why certain hair shades don't change and others (mainly the blonde) do. Again, no offense intended, just wondering out loud.
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Submitted by sherrz like whoa on August 6, 2008 - 2:06pm.
good lord that baby has a huge nose. and not all white babies are blond in early life.... i'm the proud mother of a redhead and she has been since birth
Princess has that "booze binge in the 1st trimester" look about her.
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
holy shit breakdown you is hilarious!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on August 6, 2008 - 12:23pm.
*decides to still be your friend even though your taste in baby cuteness is..er..questionable*
=D
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 6, 2008 - 12:29pm.
"But no, that baby looks like it was tapped by the 'tard fairy!"
Damn. DAYUM!!!!!!
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
That baby could be the stunt double for LEMONHEADS.
And before two years of age, hair/eye color can change. Skin color too while we're at it.
But no, that baby looks like it was tapped by the 'tard fairy!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Man, I really don't care.
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by Suki on August 6, 2008 - 12:21pm.
I... I think she's actually kind of cute...
*runs away screaming*
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
YEESH...that baby is NOT getting any cuter. For fucks sake get a bag for her face STAT!
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
in honor of jordan (i refuse to call her katie), i am wearing my cream bcbg track suit today. unfortunately, it's not with her same glamour -- the claire's sunglasses, the stripper nails, the spackled-on makeup. i do have a pink top like that, though. it was $3 at the swap meet.
now if i can just get my bf to spray tan, buy some z cavaricci's, douche up his hair, and stick out his ass we would be the jordan and peter of northern california.
Why is the creature from the Black Lagoon holding an innocent baby?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
good lord that baby has a huge nose. and not all white babies are blond in early life.... i'm the proud mother of a redhead and she has been since birth
I disagree on the cute part, especially consider the gene pool she was spawned from - but it could just be after looking at her mom's face anything without war paint would be cute.
I do wonder about the blonde thing though. With no racism intended, why are 85% of white kids blond for their first few years? Even when both parents have brown hair, the kids are blonde.
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck's daughter for example. I always wondered about that
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ubmitted by stake_spike on August 6, 2008 - 1:55pm.
I'm sorry but that baby is not cute. And why does she have such blonde hair?
i could stare at jordan all day. same goes for coco and shauna sand. those three are the plastic trinity of the new milleneum. damn my evil black soul for loving them so.
Goddamn. Princess Tiiamui, (whatever it's name is), is the ugliest kid I've ever seen.
And I don't care if I'm going to Hell for saying it.
I'm sorry but that baby is not cute. And why does she have such blonde hair?
Princes Tiaammii, or whatever her name is, is just adorable. She looks like a child in the 1930s, Shirley Temple style. Mom should teach her to tap dance up some steps and sing On the Good Ship Lollipop.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
I can remember the day when you worshipped Jordan.. wanted to stalk her (ok, maybe in a sarcastic way). But what happened to your love affair with her ????
Her daughter does not need all those shoes but hey is her money and she can do whatever she wants whit it
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
JESUS CHRIST, I LOVE HER.
EHH! SIKE. ?
and that baby looks creepy as hell.
MANDO
OK.
MAACO went a bit far with the spackle on Katie this time!
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Dlisted is going to give me some serious nightmares, tonight.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Ummm, hotty driver closing trunk!! Kinda dorky cute with designer clothes
And Harvey remains locked in the basement and fed scraps on a daily basis. I hope one day he rises up and beats the silicone out of this bitch.
Harvey Rules!