The Silver Fox Strikes Again!
The Silver Fox has once again taken out his claws and sunk them into White Oprah. It's going to take weeeeks to get the grease out of his claws. As you know, Anderson Cooper basically called Ali Lohan an alleged 14-year-old who wants to be a striptease person on "Regis & Kelly" yesterday morning.
White Oprah responded with, "People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him." Seriously, that's all she said. I feel totally ripped off.
Well, Andy has kept the fun and games going. Last night, he responded to her response. He said that White Oprah probably didn't see his comment live "because she was out clubbing and it's on early in the morning. So she was probably just rollin' home." He went on to say that he "feels bad" for Ali Lohan, but that she shouldn't be in a shitty reality show.
I just want to be put on a rubber suit and go silver diving into Andy's pubic bush. I especially love it when he giggles like a Tickle Me Elmo doll.
This is White Oprah's second chance to really come back with the statement of all statements! Or they can settle it the way I always like to settle things: CAGE FIGHT! White Oprah already comes oiled up. And I'm sure Andy already has the outfit.
VIA ONTD
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TEAM ANDERSON!!
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
White Oprah better just quit while she's ahead! Face the facts dina, you can't win! I hope Anderson moves on bigger, more obnoxious celebrities! Andy, go after brangelina! Hell if he voices what we've all been saying, they'll have no choice but to face the music!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Andy must have thought he was having cosmos with the girls, because he said, “Ali Lohan is supposed to be 14 but really she’s more like 60."
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ummm... i have never seen this reality show, but i don't understand all of you who agree with his comments. he is a mature, intelligent man and he made fun of a poor 14 yo girl. i might understand his comments about the mother, but to make fun of a little girl is not right in my opinion.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 6, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Coop's his successor since the original Silver Fox, with the oh-so-velvety voice, passed on in 1995.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I love Anderson.
The original Silver Fox was Charlie Rich" "Cause when we git behiiiiind cloooosed dooooors..."
Yeah, just cause there's snow on the roof don't mean there's no fire in the stove...
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
oh this man turns me on and on and on.
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
Fight! Fight! OMG, I am so in love with Andy right now...
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I love twinks! ;)
Oh god, he's so hot to me now. Must have him. Now.
OMG!
Andy posted a blog yesterday:
http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2008/08/05/great-white-sharks-up-close/#comme...
I left a comment, still awaiting moderation.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 6, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Hey-o, the trolls are getting a sense of humor!
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Yeah, but they're still fucking annoying!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Hey-o, the trolls are getting a sense of humor!
"Submitted by strav on August 6, 2008 - 4:40pm.
SHE is my favorite. Someone told me SHE is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship SHE is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?"
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Hi5.
Momus the Sarcastic on August 6, 2008 - 4:55pm
Whatever swing brings him in my direction, purple, fur covered, porch swing, I'm game.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 12:56pm.
A purple velvet swing?
BTW: I think you'll have to cage-fight Tigerlilly for him.
However, I'm willing to share. I've even changed my avie for him.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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If he was commentating on 360, then yes, any White Oprah reference would be inappropriate, this is LIVE with Regis & Kelly though.
I ♥ U Andy.....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I've known and adored him since his channel one news dayz. Love him!
Submitted by Lala11_7 on August 6, 2008 - 1:47pm.
The consensus is that Coop is talking about Dina, the mom, and citing Ali, the kid, as an example. We don't believe that Coop is disparaging or attacking Ali ... he's disparaging and attacking Dina.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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He's so hot to me right now!
Off topic: The rumor mill is flowing about Shia going to rehab.
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Dick happens! - MK
OMG - I loooooove him so much. What's awesome about this is the fact that White Oprah is too stupid to know when to quit and AC is just going to keep on with the digs - getting snarkier each time. Well, until she has him killed, of course...
I'm trying to see where talking about a kid (I don't care if she does look like she's pushing 40) is a really cool thing...
I'm suprised that Anderson would let the "bitch" out about that...
I'm just saying...
Anderson has been my newsie boyfriend since he was on World News Now. God, I love this man.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
He swooned my heart by talking Lohan trash! <3
Hmmm, so this is how it feels to crush on a gay man.
Hey folks, haven't commented here for a while.
{{sigh}} Be still my foolish heart!
I've never been attracted to a gay man before. But I'd like to just squeeze his cheeks and lock him in my house for a week or two.
a voice of reason in a sea of mindless skanks. thank god. we coulod use a few more of these
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
White Oprah should.
Submitted by UKer on August 6, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Andy IS openly gay.
He is openly gay to the ppl that matter, ie: his friends and family.
To be fair, nobody's ever asked him outright if liked dick, I wish that someone would.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Oh Anderson, you're even sexier when you're being catty.
Andy IS openly gay.
He is openly gay to the ppl that matter, ie: his friends and family.
To be fair, nobody's ever asked him outright if liked dick, I wish that someone would.
Andy is PERFECT!!!! I wish I were a gay man now. He's just calling it like it is. Dina is a HORRIBLE person and mother and I feel bad for Ali as well. She's only 14 for chrissakes!
Your face!
Submitted by mike on August 6, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Should people in glass closets be throwing stones?
I beg to differ. He's not "outing" either of them, he's just pointing out the fact that this hag is pimping her 14 yr old daughter. Wether you are openly gay or not doesn't pertain to what he's saying...
Tell it like it is, Boy!
LOVE IT.
MANDO
Mk is in love methinks. I hear Andy loves him some latin dick.
just sayin....
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wow
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no stopping him now
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he should start his own gossipy blog
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why isn't he in Iraq? Not chic anymore?
Pathetic
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my GOD do I love Anderson Cooper. This man makes me care about the news, plus I LOVE that he's not afraid to tell it like it is
Also once I was reading about him and he said his guilty pleasure was Super Sweet 16!! Anderson, I would watch that with you ANY DAY!!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 6, 2008 - 1:00pm.
*spank gently* You are a ham sammie!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Spank me on the ass and call me a ham sammie. Anderson Cooper is fast rising to my Keith Olbermann Level of obsession.
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How many times do you have to get banned before you FINALLY figure out that NO ONE wants you here?
Andy is so fucking hot for this. I love how nervous Kelly gets and tries to sugar coat, but Andy wasn't having any of that!
If there were any justice in this world, M.K. would be a June bride.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 12:56pm.
A purple velvet one?
BTW: I think you'll have to cage-fight Tigerlilly for him.
However, I'm willing to share. I've even changed my avie for him.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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And she is the only one that believes that she doesnt crave for the spotlight. But she is sacrificing herself for her children, that is what only she believes.
She lives her own lie.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 2:45pm.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Momus the Sarcastic on August 6, 2008 - 3:50pm
I can erect a swing in my bedroom.
Dear Andy,
We know you read this site, I would like to officially nominate myself as your public beard.
XXO
BRADIFUL BITCH, I'll even change my DLISTED name for you.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
mah boo just keeps making me love him more and more
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
He rocks! Call that ugly cokewhore out, homo!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Keep your hopes up. He may swing both ways.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Until I see PROOF he is of the Gay, I will keep a light on for Andy.
*note to self, get prescription for Rose colored glasses renewed*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Ali Lohan looks like Maria Shriver who's 52.
Maria doesn't look bad for 52 but Ali shouldn't look 52 when she's only 14.
Obviously, living La Vida Loco-Lohan has aged Ali.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I like the fact that Anderson is calling out White Ho-prah on her bad parenting, but I think she and Ali get enough attention.
I WANT TO FUCK THE SILVER FOX!! I'LL FUCK A GAY IF IT'S ANDY 360!!
Submitted by Paquita on August 6, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Finally someone says what we all know. But Dina is in denial, she actually believes she's the best momager ever, and that her daughter Ali is as talented and worthy of fame and recognition.
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I wholeheartedly believe that White Oprah is living vicariously through her daughters by forcing them into the life that she wanted for herself but was never able to obtain. It's so unbelievably obvious, too. Pathetic.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Dina BLOWhan is digging her daughter's professional grave. Who would want to hire Alli for anything, other than a porno movie? They have to deal with her bitch Mom, too.
Silver Fox has actually clout in the Media.
WO is a loud, cheap piece of Long Island white trash. No offense to people who live on Long Island who DON'T exploit their children on shitty reality tv shows.
He gets hotter by the day. I love that he put a smack down on White Oprah and her slag kids.
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
I'll take responsibility for the "seedy".
Yay AC and crew!