There's No Place Like Home
Yes, this is my ten millionth Katie Holmes post of the week and it's only Wednesday. I can't help that I'm obsessed with her jeans. Blame her. Stepford Katie looks so sad-like today. She should click her ruby slippers and pray to be taken back to her "Dawson's Creek" days. I'll even settle for her "First Daughter" days.
I think she finally listened to all of you, because she didn't roll her jeans this afternoon. That doesn't bother me. What's bothering me is that she doesn't have any other jeans. Can't she ask Tommy Girl if she can borrow $20 from his lube fund to buy a new pair at the Goodwill. I hope she's at least sticking those jeans in the freezer when she gets home.
The title of this post should really be "There's no place like homo." I'm sure Katie is thinking of Tommy Girl. She's always thinkingof him. He's programmed her that way.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on August 6, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Poor Kate. If she EVER tries to leave, she'll never see Suri again. Tom and his Cult Leader/boyfriend David Miscavige will see to that.
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Every time I see David's name I think Miscarriage. How appropriate.
I liked her in "Disturbing Behavior".
And the video for "The Fly's" for it's theme song.
That is all.
Maybe Tommy is punishing her for some reason...
there is something so sick and twisted about her. She does look sad though but whatever that bitch is rich so how dare she dress that way.
Must share this classic aussie tv ad with y'all from 1990 - a then unknown Naomi Watts turning down a date with Tom Cruise...for a lamb roast with mum.
BTW, Nikky Kidman has also arrived back on Aussie soil with the Sunday Roast. Bout bloody time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u5JYzAT5t4
As others have pointed out... a sweater in August? WTF?
I predict a suicide attempt, or total suicide in within a year. Trust. :(
Then again there's likely been some attempts we know nothing about.
Everyone's been talking about how the boyfriend jean is back in for fall. Sorry mavens, Katie just killed that forecast.
Yes Dot....that would be the one! :)
In watching her style change from fun and young to whatever this is now, I cannot help but to think that this whole thing is orchestrated by Tom Cruise to deemphasize the age difference between them.
While I realize that she has made the bed she is sleeping in, I cannot help but to wonder...where are her parents thru all of this? Her dad is a lawyer. Does she have no protection in the prenup? Did no one learn anything from the divorce of N Kidman other than "you will lose your child"?
Small wonder she is so miserable. Under those clothes, she is just skin and bones, no soul.
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
Your Mom,
You are correct...thats a much better description! :)
Submitted by trixietrixalot on August 6, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Jesus!...Even Rosemary Woodhouse ate an occasional steak; albeit a rare one....
Trix? You mean Satan's baby mama? LMAO! that was some funny shit. rotfl
Submitted by trixietrixalot on August 6, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Jesus!...Even Rosemary Woodhouse ate an occasional steak; albeit a rare one....
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Rare? That slab of meat was still mooing! lol
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Jesus!...Even Rosemary Woodhouse ate an occasional steak; albeit a rare one....
Poor Kate. If she EVER tries to leave, she'll never see Suri again. Tom and his Cult Leader/boyfriend David Miscavige will see to that.
Submitted by Ella on August 6, 2008 - 4:26pm.
Why do I have a feeling that if she ever leaves Tommygirl, she'll turn into a lezzie?
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You're probably right. He's probably made her think that men are the DEVIL. XENU REINCARNATED!
Why do I have a feeling that if she ever leaves Tommygirl, she'll turn into a lezzie?
Submitted by angel_i on August 6, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 4:19pm.
I'm convinced she's dead inside.
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You know? Even her rolls are down.
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The sweater's not looking too happy, either. Of course, if I was magenta and being worn out in 90-degree weather, I'd be sad too.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Lindalou on August 6, 2008 - 3:19pm
That to me is the sign of someone who just doesn't give a crap anymore. They're probably the most comfy clothes she has; I know when I'm feeling down I just want to be cozy and damn the world if they think I look like garbage...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 4:19pm.
I'm convinced she's dead inside.
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You know? Even her rolls are down.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
She makes us all want to be Scientologist. NOTTT!
Seriously, though, does it look like she has a wig on to you? What if she is terminally ill with something and TommyGirl wouldn't let her get treated! ACK!
I'm convinced she's dead inside.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Thank you!! I thought I was the only one that noticed she keeps wearing the same thing over and over!
I wonder if they are the same jeans or if she has several similar ones. Why so big?
I kick my heels together and make wishes all the time, MK. Only...I usually end up with a loaded bowl of bong goodness and call it a day. Hell. Stress happens.
I don't want Katie's life EVER. Rich and famous is not selling me. Fuck. I'm so glad I'm not...no effing spank you.
WTF is wrong with this chick?
Gee Kaite, was signing a contract with Tommy Girl for the eventual $$ you'll get when your contract is up really worth years of misery?
Just ask Nicole. It's NOT!
Seriously folks.... there IS something wrong with THIS picture.
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PSL - She was probably so blinded by fulfilling her childhood dream of marrying TC and having his babies that she didn't realize she shithole she's gotten herself into.
She can't ever really leave, I mean, you don't make it out of the C0$ alive. Her career is in the toilet (he probably approves what she can and can't take for jobs) and it looks like she doesn't even have any friends anymore.
Those baggy Old Navy jeans have got to go. Unless you're a preop tranny trying to hide a penis there's no reason to wear such huge jeans.
The way she was shopping in Paris last year you'd think that she could of bought some jeans that fit.
Instead of TommyGirl jeans, she should get some Tommy Hilfiger jeans while she's in New York.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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All she needs to do is click those ruby slippers together and repeat, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home", and this will all have been a bad dream.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Scary walking manequin! With fake hair and all.
Honestly, I DO think this girl suffers from depression; no one is going to convince me otherwise. I feel miserable for her everytime I see her. She used to be so giggly and bubbly, and now it seems like life itself is a chore for her. Tom Cruise has bad joojoo.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
What the hell can she be thinking about that makes her expression so void of all emotion. I mean, dayum even if I'm all sad and shiot it shows a little....
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
wow. she depresses me by just looking at her. the whole wk with those jeans I mean...tom is rich so...wtf. buy the girl some clothes. I dress like that but hey they have the money I don't. she changed so fast. again...wow.
I think she's just anorexic and she thinks this shit makes her look skinny. That and she's trying to look like a boy for Tom.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
i think those red slippers are a call for help, like seriously
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"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere"
- Mae West
oops
LCT, I think she regrets what she got herself into....yeah, she's got a daughter, but Tommygirl will never let her have control of that situation, and if she leaves him when her contract is up, she'll probably never see Suri, just as Nic rarely sees Connor or Isabella
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and every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it- can you feel it?
- Alanis Morisette "You Oughta Know"
@PSL,
Exactly! Four years ago she looked like she could hardly wait for the sunrise.
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How many times do you have to get banned before you FINALLY figure out that NO ONE wants you here?
Those jeans do not FIT her! Maybe our telepathy will work and she'll start wearing normal boot cut jeans. So we won't obsess anymore about her wearing Tommy Girl's jeans. She didn't even roll them up like she's been doing lately. Maybe she thinks her legs are too thick and she wants to hide them. She is sad.
Your face!
Wait WHY is she wearing a FUCKING SWEATER in August in NYC its not THAT cold out.
Capitanne, PSL, I totally agree.
Just a few months ago she was smiling and happy and fashion-conscious and had friends, now she sulks around all the time and seemingly never talks to anyone.
I know she got herself into this mess but I feel a stir of pity in my gullet.
I dont understand why the jeans are so BIG on her. Why doesnt she wear jeans that have a little shape to them? Is she hiding something? Does she have magic wands/pot in there or something crazy?
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
Dr. Dick on August 6, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Jesus, she looks like shit.
- Katiebot: "what's a Jesus?. Is that like a snack?"
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
The least she could do is match her shoes with her shirt. She's clashing a little.
she always looks so fucking miserable.
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and every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it- can you feel it?
- Alanis Morisette "You Oughta Know"
What happened to her?
What is WITH these jeans? I really don't mind them, but she wears them every day. Okay, I do that too, but I'm not a megarich celebrity either.
Jesus, she looks like shit.