Wednesday, August 6th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Here's Josh Holloway from "Lost" with fakey tattoos on the set of some movie yesterday. No, it's not "The KFed Story." He's doing some shit called "Stay Cool" with Winona Ryder. He better get an extra-secure safe for his trailer.
I don't care if that ponytail was sticking out of his asshole, I'd still hit it. I'd hit it in the back, in the front, to the side, diagonal, upside down, topsy turvy, it doesn't matter! I'd let that bitch go balls deep, balls in, whatever it takes. He could call me "Peaches" if he wanted to. Fuck, he could call me "Tina" too. Anything.
He could even bend you over the dining table, hit it from the back, and dust off your chandelier with that little ponytail. Two birds....
OH I would hit it 'til the morning!
That ponytail though...that is awful!!! What did they DO to him??
I hate the troll ponytail, but he's so damn HOT that I could easily overlook it. I'd like to see him with a shaved head, though. Maybe not completely bald, but super, super short. Yum!
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
Ohhhh.....me love him long time.
Oh yeah, I would hit that from hell to breakfast!
mmmmm I would lick him til he screamed
Also, the silly pony looks like perfect pogo stick handles. mmmmmmm bouncy
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a tergo ad libitum
I don't care if that ponytail was sticking out of his asshole, I'd still hit it. I'd hit it in the back, in the front, to the side, diagonal, upside down, topsy turvy, it doesn't matter! I'd let that bitch go balls deep, balls in, whatever it takes. He could call me "Peaches" if he wanted to. Fuck, he could call me "Tina" too. Anything. ==> I peed myself from laughing when I read this. MK you are my god.lol.
He could even bend you over the dining table, hit it from the back, and dust off your chandelier with that little ponytail. Two birds....
LMAO!
Fuck yes I would hit it!
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
"He could even bend you over the dining table, hit it from the back, and dust off your chandelier with that little ponytail. Two birds...."
I think I just scared the cat laughing at that. OH, yes, I'd hit it at least twice.
he's wearing a troll 'do, just dye it pink green or blue
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where's my sauce, bitch?
Josh must have an asshole for an agent to send him working on a project like this.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
if he wasn't married, yes! Probably reverse a few times for good measure too :p
HAHAHA!!! I immediately recognised him and LOL :)
Yes, I would hit it. But I am a slut. I didn't even know it was the it was the guy from Lost when I saw the picture, I immediately thought it was some random fugitive story.
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"Pick up the casings." - Paul Kellerman
What the hell?? He looks like shit! It took me a minute to figure out who the hell it was!
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Holy crap! Two birds...that is too funny. You're going to get me fired.
Every time I see a guy in a ponytail, it takes me back to 11th grade and memories of some creeper who wanted to dip his balls in me.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Oh hell yeah...I'd hit it seven ways from Sunday all day every day.
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**Cake, or death?** Eddie Izzard
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Not to be contrary, but NO!
The belt is entirely wrong.
Yabba Dabba Doozee!
I'd hit it...with a wiffle ball bat.
That is the stupidest question I have ever heard.
Of course I would hit it!! I'm willing to bet there are a few gayelles that would hit it too.
I mean, who wouldn't hit it?
You crack me up xD
And no, I wouldn't hit it, he was never really my stile.
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"There's only one thing worse than being talked about, and that, is not being talked about..."
Comment about "two birds" - DR table and dusting the chandelier at the same time - is pricless. Michael K, or whoever you are writing this blog, you are freaking hilarious. I laugh out loud at my computer every day. You are the best medicine, man. Thanks so much for the entertainment!
Yes I'd hit it especially because of the handle on his head that allows me to push his head into the pillow when he attempts to formulate sentences.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
I love Josh Holloway, so yes I would, even looking like a mess in these pics.
Would I hit this?? Not even with your dick MK xoxox.
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You know you're stressed out when you can hear the mimes.
So MK, you like him?
Yeah, I'd hit it until it couldn't hit back no mo', then I'd dismember it and eat it, but that's just me. I'm a tiger and that's how I roll...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Did she shoplift his ass? wtf? It's missing!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
with my eyes closed, taped shut I mean.
I don't know about all the fuckin. Pony tails on a man are a deal breaker for me. I gotta see what he's packin and then we can renegotiate.
Nooooooo...... MUST.NOT.LOOK. It will destroy my Sawyer love, I want to fuck the hell out of Sawyer, Josh Holloway not so much.
I'd hit it with a weed whacker
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where's my sauce, bitch?
Submitted by Gry on August 6, 2008 - 5:56pm.
There would be haunch-banging, yes.
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HAHAHA!! Haunch-banging? I LOVE it! The expression, that is. I'd need to know exactly what it is before I admit to having participated. And I fully intend to use it in a sentence before sundown.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Josh Holloway was always the best part of "Lost". too bad the show turned into a jumbled mess. beyond a doubt I'd lick his.......
I couldn't agree more with your every word.
He is the hottest motherfucka from here to Gardena.
"He could even bend you over the dining table, hit it from the back, and dust off your chandelier with that little ponytail"
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MK you actually think about housework? I think I love you.
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Uluru
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
The only person that can rock that hair is Pebbles. End of discussion.
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Uluru
It's Josh Holloway. Anyday!
Oh hell yeah. Anytime anyplace.
Hell yes! I'd hit it any freakin' way he wants!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
The Moleculo Man
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Okay, I just found out he's married? And his wife's name is "Yessica"...
Hell yes...hell fucking yes...any way he wants.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 6, 2008 - 4:47pm.
..any man who pays that much attention to his looks is kinda douchey. So I would have to proceed with caution.
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You are *so* right.
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Uluru
I think he saw Phoebe Price's baby picture the other day and it made quite an impression on him. Same doo.
There would be haunch-banging, yes. They only make him look trashy for TV anyway. In reality he's quite well-scrubbed and debonair.
This look was once sorta hot, but since KFED, this look has been increasingly unattractive to me. I think too many douchebag guys were doing this tattoo/wifebeater look that it ruined it for me.
At first glance I thought Kid Rock put on weight