Wednesday, August 6th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Here's Josh Holloway from "Lost" with fakey tattoos on the set of some movie yesterday. No, it's not "The KFed Story." He's doing some shit called "Stay Cool" with Winona Ryder. He better get an extra-secure safe for his trailer.
I don't care if that ponytail was sticking out of his asshole, I'd still hit it. I'd hit it in the back, in the front, to the side, diagonal, upside down, topsy turvy, it doesn't matter! I'd let that bitch go balls deep, balls in, whatever it takes. He could call me "Peaches" if he wanted to. Fuck, he could call me "Tina" too. Anything.
He could even bend you over the dining table, hit it from the back, and dust off your chandelier with that little ponytail. Two birds....
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LMAO omg. I would totally risk getting beat up by laughing my ass off right in his face. I just couldnt help it.
man what is with that britney hair?! I've got visions of SP being like this aged 30. inherited his dads douchey tat's and style & brits hair!
How funny mk used peaches in a post about Josh holloway, because I, peaches share the same birthday with Josh!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
i know you say this isn't kfed, but i'm not convinced...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Oh, hell yes. Josh is a sexy mofo. Any time, any way, any day.
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"Everyone turned rather nasty at this point, especially when Chick suggested that Terri might like to fuck off to Forfar and do something illegal with a ferret."
Submitted by Clarisse on August 6, 2008 - 5:29pm.
LCT!!
OH! You can flick my bunnies ears!!!! They are very flickable!
*flick*blllllllllllloooood*Max flips us off*
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Screw this flicking business, I'm going to *bloop* you.
LCT!!
OH! You can flick my bunnies ears!!!! They are very flickable!
*flick*blllllllllllloooood*Max flips us off*
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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 6, 2008 - 5:25pm.
LCT,
I thought about putting my hair in a ponytail to flick it, but alas, mine is curly and about 20xs longer...not so "Flick-friendly"
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I'm bored. I'll come straighten it and put some sort of volume product in it and then it'll be flick-y.
LCT,
I thought about putting my hair in a ponytail to flick it, but alas, mine is curly and about 20xs longer...not so "Flick-friendly"
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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
it a biscuit!
Hell yeah I'd hit it! I met him in the Airport on the way to Hawaii and he is so freaking hot in person! Yummmm!
Absolutely, I would.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 6, 2008 - 4:54pm.
LCT,
Oh god! I just bellowed! Good thing it's after 5! I am absolutely obsessed with flicking that now!!!!
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Hahahahah 'bellowed' hahahahah that's the word I think of when a horse coughs.
It's like a baby ponytail. Straight and soft as butter.
MK, sweetums, you must be getting desperate since Coop hasn't returned any of your offers.
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Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. --------------------------------
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 4:51pm.
I have a cat toy that looks like that.
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THAT'S what it's missing. Catnip flakes.
Nope. He has never done it for me.
wait MK! you're going to fast (or slow if you want) ;P
so many ideas....need to pen them down lol
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I believe the answer is a resounding "FUCK YES" to the Would You Hit It question.
*waves back at Reading Tutor Something-or-Other* Howdy!
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Hi5.
We are sluts,MK! Of course we would hit it!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
The worse 'fake' cholo i've seen
Winona would totally hit it, then steal his jewelry.
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Nope, he's always looked disturbingly out of proportion to me, like his torso has been stretched on a torture rack...
Mk got me all hot with that description JeeeZUS!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
YES! But for some wierd reason he reminds me of a low low low rent Viggo Mortensen.
MK- you sick horney bastard! LMFAO!!!!!!!!
LCT,
Oh god! I just bellowed! Good thing it's after 5! I am absolutely obsessed with flicking that now!!!!
*flick*flick*
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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
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Oh I almost forgot...
*Waves @dlisters*
You guys rock crack me the hell up!!!
Naw. He just acts and looks too stupid... It would probably take too much work to show him how to hit it.
What IS that?
I'd hit that with Bam Bam's club right up side the head.
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Dick happens! - MK
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 6, 2008 - 4:50pm
I have a cat toy that looks like that.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
"He could even bend you over the dining table, hit it from the back, and dust off your chandelier with that little ponytail. Two birds...."
MK, there is something wrong with you! You either clean the chandeliers or run the train... you can't do both, it's just not on. :D
--thanks awfully--
No, I don't think I would.
I'd sure love to flick his ponytail though. Doesn't it look so bouncy?
*flick* *flick*
Ok - I clicked in and the page slid a bit and then I *gasp*ed! because I was SURE that was some new breed of circus trannie I hadn't seen yet.
Upon closer inspection he is hot. BUT in my personal experience, any man who pays that much attention to his looks is kinda douchey. So I would have to proceed with caution.
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
that dude is doing nothing for me...he looks like one of the freak motorcycle hillbilly gang dudes that muck up traffic near my house whilst getting drunk at the local tavern, so no in short.
This dude looks too much like my douchey bro-in-law who is 8 years older than me and still tries to rock the "Fabio" hair. It's pathetic.
Nah...doesn't do it for me at all...
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and every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it- can you feel it?
- Alanis Morisette "You Oughta Know"
Wow - he sure is channeling the king of trash, K-Fed. Even with the douche overload, yeah, I'd hit it.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Nope.
The beard looks like glue-on doll hair from Michael's.
Dude is gonna have a hair-headache when he takes out that ponytail.
Fuck yeah!
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
No.
He has that wishy washy goomy guy vibe to me.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
LOL, I love that belt buckle! And yeah I'd hit it. Is he divorced yet?
Winona Ryder hasn't been cool since 1987.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Hellz yeah i would!
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Definitely. I would hit it.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Yes I would.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Pebbly Poo does nada for me. Nope. Wouldn't hit it, spank it or abort it. lol
Psst...Clarisse...
I think it's a carrot.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Hit it???? I don't even know what IT is!!!
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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
it a biscuit!