Wednesday, August 6th 2008

One Less Pinky For LaDouche?

Shia LaDouche may lose his pinky! The pinky is my favorite finger, so I'm sad to hear about this. His pinky looks fine in the picture, but maybe it's sad on the inside. Weepy pinky.

A source on the set of the next "Transformers" movie told Star Magazine that Shia told the producers his doctors may have to cut off his left pinky due to the injuries he suffered from his drunken car accident last month.

The source also said, "It's really thrown the movie into turmoil." Why? Did they plan up-close shots of his left pinky?

That totally sucks for him. The pinky is a wonderful finger. It's also the gayest finger, which makes it the fanciest finger, which makes it the best. He'll have to drink tea with his right hand. He'll have to pinky swear with his right hand too. And it's one of the skinniest things on our body. Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies.

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Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Paquita on August 6, 2008 - 4:45pm.

Oooh Paquita, you're writing a thesis? What are you studying?

P.S. Good for you, good luck!

My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.

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Neither of his pinkies are in a cast/spint/bandage. What's wrong? Does he have a booger or turd stuck under the nail?

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fuzzyslippers's picture

Wow... It's headlines like this that make me realize how blessed I am.

I luuurrrrrrrve you pinky winky!!!! *muah*

My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.

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MK is right. The pinky finger is the gayest finger on the hand I love my pinky finger sooooooooooooo much!

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Wait ILovePapa, are you referring to the movie with Sylvester Stallone? If so, OH MY GOODNESS. That was one of the cheesiest movies ever.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Paquita's picture

Ilovepapasmurf that is so cute!!!

How do you use that's quakers in school essays??

Cause I am writing my thesis now ....and would like to use it, but don't know in which context should it be used.

And I still LOVE ducktales!
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.... I was an avid DuckTales viewer and I own the Mighty Ducks trilogy... oh, and I would try to incorporate "that's quackers" in many of my school essays"

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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 6, 2008 - 6:36pm.

By the way, what are your thoughts on "Over the Top?"
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I am sorry, but I am not familiar with "Over the Top?". What is that?

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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"Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 2:34pm.

The single most disappointing thing that he has ever done was the horrible stomach churning "Howard the Duck". He must have written that movie for his children. That movie sucked! Poor Holly Robinson had to be a part of that monstrosity."

Hahaha. I kind of like "Howard the Duck." Mostly because I was REALLY into ducks as a kid. I mean, I'll break it down for you.... I was an avid DuckTales viewer and I own the Mighty Ducks trilogy... oh, and I would try to incorporate "that's quackers" in many of my school essays.

We can still remain friends. :)

By the way, what are your thoughts on "Over the Top?"

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I am hoping that Shia don't take on the "I'm a Hollywood Bad As*" type of attitude.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 6, 2008 - 6:27pm.

Lucas has been an utter disappointment in my book for a while - even if Episode 1 made me cry. (God, I love you, Ewan.)
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The single most disappointing thing that he has ever done was the horrible stomach churning "Howard the Duck". He must have written that movie for his children. That movie sucked! Poor Holly Robinson had to be a part of that monstrosity.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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is he sure they said pinky and not winky?
finger looks perfectly fine OUT of the bandage...

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I know a couple of people with severed finger-tips... from cooking accidents as opposed to truck roll overs.

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Submitted by Sheeps on August 6, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Sitting down staring at both pinkies. Ooooh

Wanna pinky-wrestle?
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Sheeps it looks as if I won by default because you failed to show up for the match.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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"Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 2:20pm.

I was ready to jump up and kick Anakin's arse myself. It was so bizarre because SLJ was giving Darth Sideous (sp?) a serious run for his money. Personally, I think he could have taken him down, but nope that was not going to happen."

The thing is, Lucas promised Jackson a kick-ass death and didn't deliver. Getting tossed out of a window (or whatever) did not serve The Man justice. I would have rather seen him get taken out like Darth Maul or in front of the younglings. Something more exciting and better than what happened.

Lucas has been an utter disappointment in my book for a while - even if Episode 1 made me cry. (God, I love you, Ewan.)

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boomsy on August 6, 2008 - 6:19pm

Your avi is smooshy mooshy cuteness.
wittle fwends, mew.

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Did the truck roll over on his left hand? I have never been clear on that.

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 6, 2008 - 6:11pm.

SLJ has had some pretty shitty deaths in movies, I might say. You don't want to get me started on his death in "Episode III."
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I was ready to jump up and kick Anakin's arse myself. It was so bizarre because SLJ was giving Darth Sideous (sp?) a serious run for his money. Personally, I think he could have taken him down, but nope that was not going to happen.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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If that's true I bet he's just been cured of his alcohol problem...

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Aw, what a delicate little girly douche.

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"Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 2:08pm.

Let me tell you... When we went to see "Deep Blue Sea" & "Halloween H20" I just knew that LL Cool J was roadkill. We couldn't believe that he survived both films. But did you notice that poor Samuel L. Jackson got eaten up by the shark. I guess you can't be too greedy right."

It's a crime LL's character survived over SLJ's character in "Deep Blue Sea" because he was trying to be a bad ass the entire movie and towards the end I was like, "DAF, son. This shark needs to eat LL now."

SLJ has had some pretty shitty deaths in movies, I might say. You don't want to get me started on his death in "Episode III."

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Yes Sheeps we can wrestle.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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Ok papasmurf you are right, but its just a movie

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 6, 2008 - 6:03pm.

Let me tell you... When we went to see "Deep Blue Sea" & "Halloween H20" I just knew that LL Cool J was roadkill. We couldn't believe that he survived both films. But did you notice that poor Samuel L. Jackson got eaten up by the shark. I guess you can't be too greedy right.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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Thanks, Ella! lol!

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"Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 2:04pm.

I Love Optimus was doing his thing in the movie."

It's not the same... *cries*

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"Folks! We're talking about pinkies, not racism.
Now sit down and stare at your pinks!"

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 7, 2008.
Michael Bay's pinky is racist.
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alright, you're on topic. that'll do, haha!

Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Sitting down staring at both pinkies. Ooooh

Wanna pinky-wrestle?

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"Submitted by Ella on August 6, 2008 - 1:58pm.

Folks! We're talking about pinkies, not racism.
Now sit down and stare at your pinks!"

Michael Bay's pinky is racist.

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 6, 2008 - 5:59pm.
"Submitted by mike on August 6, 2008 - 1:56pm.

Thanks, but that was a guess. I've never seen that piece of shit movie."

Just be glad you didn't. I was a huge fan of the 80s cartoon and watching that piece of dribbled took away some of those childhood joys of watching Optimus Prime in his well, prime.
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I Love Optimus was doing his thing in the movie.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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"Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 2:00pm.

ILovePapaSmurf are you referring to Jazz?! If so, ding ding ding you get the top prize. Darius Mc Cray from "Family Matters" provided the voice of Jazz. By the way, why did he have to be the one break dancing on the car and saying "What's cracking little b*tches?" At least Tyrese survived! LOL"

Yes, Jazz. Thank you. That's EXACTLY who I'm referring to. I tried to forget much of that movie, but every so often that scene where Megatron rips him to shreds still haunts me 'till this day. It makes me weep.

And yeah, Tyrese survived.. but he better watch out for this flick (well, if he's in it this time around).

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So when i was in a bar fight once, I forgot my trusty roll of quarters for my left hand. i broke my pinkie on the beetches face. When i was at the ER, all I did was whine about the only skinny, perfect part of me was my pinkie...and it still looks like a little "L"... ***sniffling***

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I think douchebags who drive drunk should lose a pinky for a first offense. Re-offenders should lose something less skinny.

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Submitted by Ella on August 6, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Folks! We're talking about pinkies, not racism.
Now sit down and stare at your pinks!
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Sitting down staring at both pinkies. Ooooh

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 6, 2008 - 5:51pm.
"Submitted by Paquita on August 6, 2008 - 1:48pm.

Explain to me how Transfomers is racist???"

If killing off the only "black" sounding Transformer isn't racist, I don't know what is.
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ILovePapaSmurf are you referring to Jazz?! If so, ding ding ding you get the top prize. Darius Mc Cray from "Family Matters" provided the voice of Jazz. By the way, why did he have to be the one break dancing on the car and saying "What's cracking little b*tches?" At least Tyrese survived! LOL

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

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"Submitted by mike on August 6, 2008 - 1:56pm.

Thanks, but that was a guess. I've never seen that piece of shit movie."

Just be glad you didn't. I was a huge fan of the 80s cartoon and watching that piece of dribbled took away some of those childhood joys of watching Optimus Prime in his well, prime.

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I haven't posted in forever but I love you MK. You just fucking rock. I'd pinky swear on that.

Ella's picture

Folks! We're talking about pinkies, not racism.
Now sit down and stare at your pinks!

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 6, 2008 - 5:54pm.

Thanks, but that was a guess. I've never seen that piece of shit movie.

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He was driving drunk. No sympathy from this quarter.

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"Submitted by Paquita on August 6, 2008 - 1:54pm.

Mmmmh....its just a movie....and it only "sounded" black. Now killing jews like Hitler did in real life, that is racism, not a movie!!"

Please. It's a typical stereotype in any film nowadays. Example, in mostly every horror film, the black man/woman always dies first.

It's completely uncalled for.

Or it could be I'm a little upset with the fact that there wasn't a Mexican sounding transformer.... who knows.

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Hahaha whenever you feel fat just look at one of your pinkies. Oh that's just too funny, thanks MK.

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Harrassing people in Walgreens at 2am while drunk would've been a safer choice.
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"Submitted by mike on August 6, 2008 - 1:50pm.

All the good robots like Optimus Prime are a pale color, while all the evil Decepticons are dark!!!"

Yes, another great example.

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Mmmmh....its just a movie....and it only "sounded" black. Now killing jews like Hitler did in real life, that is racism, not a movie!!

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 6, 2008 - 4:51pm

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"Submitted by Paquita on August 6, 2008 - 1:48pm.

Explain to me how Transfomers is racist???"

If killing off the only "black" sounding Transformer isn't racist, I don't know what is.

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Submitted by Paquita on August 6, 2008 - 5:48pm.

Explain to me how Transfomers is racist???

All the good robots like Optimus Prime are a pale color, while all the evil Decepticons are dark!!!

I don't wish him to lose a finger, but it might be a nice ever-present reminder not to drive drunk.

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Submitted by mike on August 6, 2008 - 5:41pm.

Yes, it would be a tragedy of epic proportions if Transformers II were scrapped.
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