Wednesday, August 6th 2008

One Less Pinky For LaDouche?

Shia LaDouche may lose his pinky! The pinky is my favorite finger, so I'm sad to hear about this. His pinky looks fine in the picture, but maybe it's sad on the inside. Weepy pinky.

A source on the set of the next "Transformers" movie told Star Magazine that Shia told the producers his doctors may have to cut off his left pinky due to the injuries he suffered from his drunken car accident last month.

The source also said, "It's really thrown the movie into turmoil." Why? Did they plan up-close shots of his left pinky?

That totally sucks for him. The pinky is a wonderful finger. It's also the gayest finger, which makes it the fanciest finger, which makes it the best. He'll have to drink tea with his right hand. He'll have to pinky swear with his right hand too. And it's one of the skinniest things on our body. Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies.

Image: INFDaily.com

Posted by: Michael K


peaches's picture

Are they removing the whole damn thing? If not they can easily use a prosthesis. I think Daryl Hannah has a prosthetic pinky or one of her fingertips.

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Paquita's picture

Explain to me how Transfomers is racist???

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 6, 2008 - 4:37pm.

I wish I could build a time machine, go back to the time with Michael Bay was thinking of making "Transformers" and convince him it's a crappy idea... especially since the film is completely racist!

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 6, 2008 - 5:37pm.
I wish I could build a time machine, go back to the time with Michael Bay was thinking of making "Transformers" and convince him it's a crappy idea... especially since the film is completely racist!
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I will admit that there were some questionable moments in that movie. Anthony Anderson's character yelling @ his grandma to shut up. Pfft I know that would not happen without having to pick your teeth up from the floor when she finished jacking you up.

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dreamhypnotique's picture

He's a total poof, but I'd still pay him to bitch slap me.

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mike's picture

Yes, it would be a tragedy of epic proportions if Transformers II were scrapped.

DebFrmHell's picture

@Jbo
The other driver is the one that ran the red light.

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

I wish I could build a time machine, go back to the time with Michael Bay was thinking of making "Transformers" and convince him it's a crappy idea... especially since the film is completely racist!

soul's picture

prosthetic pinky? or take some skin from a cheek and make another pinky..:)
mrsoul is missing a finger..he's fine. +)

JenMessapotamia's picture

damnit MK, you had to make me look down at my short fat pinky. I may have just dropped 3 sizes, but my hands are still stubby

BangoSkank's picture

They can CGI that shit in, no problem. It's a friggin pinky.

Jbo's picture

I hope he has to go to JAIL like normal people who run red lights, CRASH into other cars and drive DRUNK!! Plus, he's a DOUCHE BAG! I'm not quite sure why he's considered hawt?????

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Submitted by Devore on August 6, 2008 - 4:19pm.
I know, right? These "sources" are dumb fucks.

milash's picture

I love my pinky, it fits in my nose perfectly!

Pinky looks fine - doesn't even look sad, maybe a little lonely. Doctors are crap - cutting it off would jack up their bill. This guy has alot cash. Save the pinky!!

Clarisse's picture

Bow down...bow down to the master!

"The pinky is a wonderful finger. It's also the gayest finger, which makes it the fanciest finger, which makes it the best. He'll have to drink tea with his right hand. He'll have to pinky swear with his right hand too. And it's one of the skinniest things on our body. Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies."

*sits in corner staring at ma pinkie*

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parissucksliterally's picture

yeah, wouldn't they try and fix it? It's not even in the cast!

I'm not buying this story.....

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Paquita's picture

Hope is not true!! How is he going to pinky bang me without his pinky!!!!

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

Paquita's picture

Hope is not true!! How is he going to pinky bang me without his pinky!!!!

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

Reeter's picture

True. A pinky does make you look dainty.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Four wrapped in cotton gauze in the pink, one in the stink!

Ella's picture

MK, you're too much! I'm crackin' up like an idiot here! >_<

Devore's picture

that finger is not bandaged in this photo.