They Sort Of Make Sense
Catherine Keener and Benicio Del Toro are licking each other's no-no holes on the down low, so says OK! Magazine (via SP). Some ho watched the two act all couple-like will eating at the Green Door in Los Angeles last week.
The witness said, "He whispered into her ear, and she listened with rapt attention. He brushed his hand on her back. They had nice chemistry." Rapt? Did Edgar Allan Poe rise from the dead to witness this shit?
I mean, if the word "rapt" is involved, they are obviously fucking. The last person I listened to "with rapt attention" ended up giving me a sorry case of crabs.
These two may seem a bit odd together, but they make sense to me. Isn't Catherine best girlfriends with Brad Pitt? And Benicio sort of looks like Brad Pitt. If you take a shot of whiskey, squint your eyes, turn your head upside down, and play with yourself at the same time - he will look like Brad.
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i would like to know how strav, knows that Benicio D.T was on the 'celebcupid' and how he knew his personal id? if this is the case i want to know too, cos i want to chat with him. fill us in, dont keep that info to yourself!!!
+++ BDT is real hot, and i'd love me some playboy!!!!!!! ;)
MK you are hilarious. I thought the same thing when I read "rapt". That being said, BDT looks like he shares a crypt with Marc Anthony.
Submitted by Ima on August 6, 2008 - 9:44pm.
"Catherine Keener.. of Being John Malkovich? of Death to Smoochie? of Walking and Talking? of Into the Wild? of 40 Year Old Virgin?
How can some of you not know who she is?"
Ummm, because I've never seen any of those movies. I am too busy to see movies at all, but when I do get the time, those are not the movies I would want to watch.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
That picture of Catherine looks like Julia Roberts on crack. And Benicio has always looked dirty and smelly to me. This is a match made in fugstinky heaven.
Yeah.. the bitch was hot as JoJo the dog face boy in Pee Wee's big top.. I kid.. more like hot in swimming with sharks and usual suspects and excessive baggage (shhh don't tell anyone I watched that craptastic film)even way the gun but since then he has been in a perpetual state of anemia.. or scurvy or something..
take vitamins Benecio and some lightening cream under the eyes before bed.. a little dab'l do ya!
Bitch stole my man!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Upgrade for her. I could never stand Mulroney and his schtick. Benecio is awesome. She deserves him.
She's a lucky bitch. She gets dirty Benicio to whisper in her ear and make her all "rapty" and also she got to toucha-toucha-touch hot John Malcovich in that film. Grrr!
That is the worst picture of Catherine Keener ever. Where the hell did you find that?
I remember when Benicio was mad hot. What happened? He hit the wall like a ton of bricks! I would still hit that, though. Once after a few drinks, then again in the morning sober.
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" Rapt? Did Edgar Allan Poe rise from the dead to witness this shit?"
MK, that line is fucking priceless, LMAO.
One more post: benicio looked hot and was awesome in "the usual suspects"
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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ima: well said!
he's hot: check
she's hot *has anyone seen her in 'being john malkovich'?: check
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
There are not enough drugs in the world that could make this guy look good
Catherine Keener.. of Being John Malkovich? of Death to Smoochie? of Walking and Talking? of Into the Wild? of 40 Year Old Virgin?
How can some of you not know who she is? Albeit that is one shiteous picture of her.
Long time friend of Brad's..like 17 years and after that friends with Aniston.. did a movie with her. But Dermot, Catherine, Brad and Jen were best married buddies until their marriages fell apart..
Interesting choice with Del Toro.. If you merger Brad(friend) and Dermot Mulroney(ex) into one person the hybrid would be Benicio(best of both worlds..)
"And Benicio sort of looks like Brad Pitt. If you take a shot of whiskey, squint your eyes, turn your head upside down, and play with yourself at the same time - he will look like Brad."
Well, MK, I'm sorry to say...I tried and failed miserably...in the name of science I tried. I'd have to squint until my eyelids flew off and let those sad suckersI call my eyeballs pop out of my skull and even then...no go.
I think he's a really good actor and a talented man, but I do not see the hotness.
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and every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it- can you feel it?
- Alanis Morisette "You Oughta Know"
I liked him in Traffic
BDT is normally AWFUL looking, but he doesn't look half bad in that pic. I thought in looked kinda crazy in 'FALILV'...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Benecio was especially sexy in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."
He is a good actor, but why oh why does he insist on showing us his voluminous nose hair in every pic? I realize that he's naturally a hairy man, but would investing in a good pair of tweezers kill him? Or could he just look down a little more often?
Her, I don't care. Not much nose hair that I can see, so that's a plus.
They are both very squinty.....
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
she's Jen friend. She kinda seems like a bitch in real life. it's rumored she snub brad since leaving jen.
benico is not brad, but he sure is damn hot too.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 9:22pm.
hahahahahhaha...
*flick*
*bloop*
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*spank*
*bloop*
*swat*
*bloop*
*flick*
*bloop*
*blap*
*bloop*
"Rapt? Did Edgar Allan Poe rise from the dead to witness this shit?"
ROFLMMFAO
I LOVE YOU MK!!!!!!!
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
What Benecio was doing was like flirting right? Straight people are so interesting in their mating rituals.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
They look like Sara Jessica Parker and Brad Pit...without plastic surgery.
==Bad Vodka! BAD! You're not my friend anymore, I God to swear...==
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 6, 2008 - 9:14pm
hahahahahhaha...
*flick*
*bloop*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Rapt? Wow, that's a new word in my dictionary. **writing it down**
For a split second, I swear I thought that was a pic of Carrot Top (Catherine) - don't ask me why.
Keeeeenneerrrr. That's just fun to say. Keener. Keener neener. Neener nanner. Nooner.
and... they have the same eyes.
how odd.
I thought I was the only one who thought Benicio del Toro uncannily looked like a brunette Brad Pitt. In my mind, Brad's dad had an affair with a Latina, and poof, you have two brothers from different mothers.
She's not a dog, but she is one lucky bitch! woof!!
love me some benicio! He's like a young tommy lee jones.
He just oozes testosterone.
I think if I was ever in the same vicinity as him I'd just automatically start taking off my clothes.
sigh.
deep deep sigh.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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SHE is Steve Carrell's prospective girlfriend in the 40 Year Old Virgin - the E-Bay Store Lady -- and also was on Seinfeld - she was the artist who sold George one of her circles painting, or something like that. The only two things I can recall having seen her in.
Benicio needs no introduction.
Submitted by WTF on August 6, 2008 - 8:29pm.
Isn't Catherine actually buddies with Aniston?
Ugh, you had to bring one of the Unholy Triumvirate into this thread, didn't you?
A perfect pairing.
Isn't Catherine actually buddies with Aniston?
Benicio was great in "Things We Lost in the Fire" with Halle Berry. I use to get him and Joaquim Phoenix mixed up...don't know why??
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Keener gives me that Mimi Rodgers vibe.
But she does look good for her age.
I like her ex too, Dermot Mulroney.(sp?)
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by madam s. on August 6, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Yes. Said with an accent and a limp.
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Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad
I'm gonna come clean, I haven't a clue who these fucka's are. Beats me how the fuck you Yanks (and I mean that in the nicest possible way) keep up with all your celebrities and foodstuffs and pharmaceuticals.
I was going post a link to Jethro Tull 'thick as a brick' but it goes for 9 minutes. So here is living in the past instead. Love me some Jethro Tull.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VjPPuias1k
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Who is she?
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
mike are you serious!?!?!?
What do you know....just say one or two things!!
Mmmmh...really? Don't really think he is that hot, just cool, but still your comments intrigues me!!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
"Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 5:59pm."
Hi hunny! Yea we just got our power back last night. Fucking tornadoes (fucking midwest!) fucking tree on our roof =(
OT: He's a good actor but never got his sex appeal. And she's just a damn mess.
Didnt james franco bone blohan?
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
"Submitted by toni on August 6, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Since he likes the younger girlies I find this hard to believe of mi Boricua."
YES! I still have a chance. I don't know why, but I want his dirty hands all over me.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Submitted by Paquita on August 6, 2008 - 8:01pm.
Don't ask me why but I want go party with James Franco. Seems like a really cool guy to me. Weird, huh?
I've heard things that suggest James Franco would be more into hanging with you if you were Paquito.
lol. We should arrange for that to actually happen.
Submitted by shaolinfx on August 6, 2008 - 7:58pm.
I have a fantasy where, Benicio Del Toro, Brad Pitt, Renee Zellwegger, Gilbert Gottfried, Katherine Keener are all having a party and they're just standing there squinting at each other.
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