They Sort Of Make Sense
Catherine Keener and Benicio Del Toro are licking each other's no-no holes on the down low, so says OK! Magazine (via SP). Some ho watched the two act all couple-like will eating at the Green Door in Los Angeles last week.
The witness said, "He whispered into her ear, and she listened with rapt attention. He brushed his hand on her back. They had nice chemistry." Rapt? Did Edgar Allan Poe rise from the dead to witness this shit?
I mean, if the word "rapt" is involved, they are obviously fucking. The last person I listened to "with rapt attention" ended up giving me a sorry case of crabs.
These two may seem a bit odd together, but they make sense to me. Isn't Catherine best girlfriends with Brad Pitt? And Benicio sort of looks like Brad Pitt. If you take a shot of whiskey, squint your eyes, turn your head upside down, and play with yourself at the same time - he will look like Brad.
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Meh, Benicio needs a hotter bitch...like, say, me...What? What? I ain't got no A/C up in here and I'm a bitch, henceforth...Oh, just humor me you whores! Would it kill you?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Damn. Keener's almost 50... she looks great.
Who is this woman? I have never seen her or heard of her before.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Oh Ilovepapasmurf, I support you then, you are serious about it. then
I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
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I am Mexican so I support ILovePapaSmurf for saying "I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not Benicio. :(
I think Benicio is far, far better looking, more interesting, more intelligent, and sexier than Brad "vanilla all-American blockhead" Pitt. But I lost all respect for him when the ScarJo rumor surfaced. Nasty. And not in the good way.
Don't ask me why but I want go party with James Franco. Seems like a really cool guy to me. Weird, huh?
Submitted by mike on August 6, 2008 - 6:59pm.
She's one of a handful of celebrities with whom I'd actually like to party.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Since he likes the younger girlies I find this hard to believe of mi Boricua.
He cleans up well but he can look really rough. Good for him not dating a 20 year old though, I like Catherine.
Sheeps,
You mean like, "I was totally rapt when I bought those overpriced Lohan leggings because they ripped the first time I used the built-in kneepads".
That's a horrible pic of Keener. I find her quite attractive, and she seems smart (i.e., both intelligent and clever). She's one of a handful of celebrities with whom I'd actually like to party.
tonicbitch on August 6, 2008 - 7:57pm
omg, jurl, did you survive the hella storms????
At least you have power, I saw that mess on the Weather Channel.
On T: She's older than him.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Eveytime I see him I think of he and ScarJo fucking in the elevator. Bitch!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
I have a fantasy where, Benicio Del Toro, Brad Pitt, Renee Zellwegger, Gilbert Gottfried, Katherine Keener are all having a party and they're just standing there squinting at each other..
It's always nice to see celebs I actually like hook up. Doesn't happen often, because I don't like many.
Where are her eyes??!!
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I love, love, love Benicio Del Toro. Loved him in Traffic, which he won an acedemy award for. Very good actor.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
Et tu MK?
NO NO NO NO NO, he is NOT The Bradarita!!!
I do not like Ms. Keener though.
I'm not sure how buddy buddy she and The Brad are now. She was on the defend Jen bandwagon.
I loves Benicio though. He's extra tall irl for real.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 6, 2008 - 7:44pm.
I always thought he looked like the love child of the Brad and Leo
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Both of them strike me as bottoms. So do two bottoms make a top? A mathematical question for the ages.
He's a FILF: Fugly I'd Love to Fuck.
You are so right!!
Submitted by islandgirl on August 6, 2008 - 6:44pm.
I always thought he looked like the love child of the Brad and Leo.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I always thought he looked like the love child of the Brad and Leo.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I'm pretty sure "rapt" is the British past tense for "raped." I could be completely wrong, however.
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Damn it Benicio!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.