Michael Lohan Gets In On The Fun
And we're off! Michael Lohan, being the publicity hungry attention whore that he is, has issued his own statement to Access Hollywood regarding Anderson Cooper's comments about Ali Lohan looking like a 60-year-old. Click here to get the whole run down if you have no idea what's going on. Well, have a drink and an Oreo first.
Michael removed his head out of his loosey goosey ass (he was in prison) long enought to say, “I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself. He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues.” Don't worry his head went right back in after he issued this statement.
Let's see, White Oprah whores out her family on reality television and we're not allowed to have opinions about it? Michael needs to wipe the coke from the mirror and take a good look. He's probably creaming in his dad jeans at all the attention his family is getting over this shit.
Will Anderson Cooper please enlighten us with more of his bitchy words of wisdom? I await his guidance.
P.S. - Am I the only one that secretly wants to see Andy and Michael Lohan make out? Ugh. I feel so dirty and dark-sided. I need a cold shower.
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By Meltang:
Ali is always saying "I love singing. I love acting and I want to be famous." But I think what happened was that Ali was growing up right around the time Dina was pushing Lindsay to do all of this, so she was around for auditions, etc. Maybe she truly does want it, but she doesn't have talent, she's VERY average looking, and her voice could be used as a torture device. The mother keeps feeding all of these falsities to her, and she is a kid, so she's going to believe her.
The mother is a greedy, grubbing bitch. Plain and simple
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your right about that. and one day ally will wake up and realize that she's not talented and that she's not that great looking and the realization will destroy her while her mothers off on some carribean island blowing all her (ally's)money on booze young men, and drugs.
poor kid.
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she looks fucking old. tru that! but who gives a shit about her and her ass?! she's not a celebrity.
Hi, Frito!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 6, 2008 - 9:59pm.
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I agree with you. Dina wants fame so bad that she doesn't care how bad she has to hurt her children to get it.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
gucci, I seriously think it's a case of Dina missing the fame train, and living it through her kids.
Ali is always saying "I love singing. I love acting and I want to be famous." But I think what happened was that Ali was growing up right around the time Dina was pushing Lindsay to do all of this, so she was around for auditions, etc. Maybe she truly does want it, but she doesn't have talent, she's VERY average looking, and her voice could be used as a torture device. The mother keeps feeding all of these falsities to her, and she is a kid, so she's going to believe her.
The mother is a greedy, grubbing bitch. Plain and simple.
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 6, 2008 - 11:54pm.
-Night, Mel! ((Supportive HUG)) Sweet dreams. See you tomorrow or later this week/weekend! *smiles your way*
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 6, 2008 - 8:54pm.
Goodnight, Mel.
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Hi .dot! :) Your booby av is so freaking funny!
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Hi Momus! :)
I can't believe it's after 12 already. I gots ta go night night.
Night all! Have a great one!
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
Mel Tang:
your absolutely right. no one was saying ally is ugly. i just don't understand whats wrong with her mother. doe she love ruining her kids or is she that greedy and craving for attention? whats it going to take for her to realize what she's doing to her children? and yes sad to say and i know its a sin to look at children and say that they're ugly but ally is not pretty at all.
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 11:46pm.
Night, TigerLils. Sorry I missed your hotness this evening. *throws you a really good, properly trimmed steak* <-- Now don't squander that...chew it nice and slow and enjoy each bite like it might be your last because my moula is dwindling fast with this damned current economy and I'm so hungry right now I want to eat my own toenails!
Anything 'Lohan' is jokeworthy. -Only, the jokes are kind of sad...and pathetic because sometimes I'd rather read a Laffy Taffy joke rather than laugh at a Lohan...
Night Tigerlilly! Your cubs want to be tucked in. Awwww. :)
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
night tiger!
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 6, 2008 - 8:46pm.
ITA. I, too, believe that Coop is scolding Dina and using Ali as an example of her poor parenting.
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Goodnight, Tigerlilly. *purrrrrrrrr*
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by gucci on August 6, 2008 - 10:40pm.
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Thanks, you hot slut!
All right you whores, the tiger cub is nagging me to get my ass off the computer...(damn he a demanding lil' bitch), so I bid you farewell, and lots of Coop sexy times dreams...(wash those nasty sheets in the morning, cuz you had those dreams last night too, you filthy whores)...
nite, nite...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I didn't get the feeling at all that Andy was saying that Ali was ugly or anything like that. I think he was saying she looks waaay too old for her age with all of the make-up and push up bras (whorey moms fault), and that she is trying to be something she has no talent to be (actress, singer, etc.), but her insane, money grubbing bitch of a mother keeps pimping her out because SHE wants the fame and fortune.
If you ever watched the show, the mother and grandmother are always going on and on about how beautiful and talented Ali is, blah blah blah. I don't want to pick on a kid, but Ali is NOT beautiful. Sorry. And her voice is like Freddy Krueger nails on a chalkboard. UGH. Yet, the slutty stagemom from hell keeps telling her that she's so 'speshul.' I'm all for giving your kids props, but be real about it. She is making an asshole out of Ali. The poor kid is only 14 and has no one else to look up to (older sister is a fuck up). Of course she's going to believe her.
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 6, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 8:33pm.
And, in the center, "I'm very sorry that the Lohans are such pathetic publicity whores".
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Works for me. Consider Andy's DListed "apology speech" written...Okay, who wants some Purple Drank???
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With a double-Frapp chaser? I'm in!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 6, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 8:33pm.
And, in the center, "I'm very sorry that the Lohans are such pathetic publicity whores".
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Works for me. Consider Andy's DListed "apology speech" written...Okay, who wants some Purple Drank???
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
oh and tigerlilly:
your absolutely right about keeping family matters between you and your family and out of the public and thank god you where only joking about what you said earlier.
eventhough i get the feeling you would handle it all like a trooper! go tiger!
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 8:33pm.
And, in the center, "I'm very sorry that the Lohans are such pathetic publicity whores".
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Submitted by DebfromHell:
have never seen two people too dumb to realize that if they enter a war of words with Anderson Cooper, they will have to bring something to the battlefield other than a first grade primer.
The entertainment factor in this is going to be apocalypic!
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oooooh its getting hot in here and i am gettin turned on once again keep it comming!
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
The only way Andy apologizes for any of this shit is ONLY if the apology in question begins with "Um, excuse my beauty..." and ends with "bitch please..."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
As usual, MiLo Daddy-O has no idea what he's talking about. Gloria Vanderbilt's family squabbles over her custody were legendary. Jeezus, they even made the front page of The New York Times! Coop's brother's suicide is no secret, either. The big, huge, ginormous, humongous difference is that the Vanderbilt/Coopers simply let the press report and kept their mouths shut. Except for Gloria's mother who was an idiot.
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I hate the Lohans just as much as the next guy but Andy could have attacked the Mother, Linds or Daddy but left poor Granny Ali out of it. She is just a kid and she can't help it if she's ugly
hahahaha. Andy can just call him 'camel balls' like Chelsea Handler did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXW4P8D_u0U&feature=related
LMAO
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
I have never seen two people too dumb to realize that if they enter a war of words with Anderson Cooper, they will have to bring something to the battlefield other than a first grade primer.
The entertainment factor in this is going to be apocalypic!
((I never thought I would be setting the DVR to Regis and Kelly.))
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koo-koo-ka-choo! IG.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by yiooooooo on August 6, 2008 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 10:41pm
Exactly , people your private life is private
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Yes! Exactly! I mean, my point was I'm not famous, my family is not famous, but there's plenty of scandal. So, there's gonna be scandal in any family to some degree or another despite class, race, etc. The difference between how Coop handles his shit and how the Lohans handle their shit is like the difference between vintage champagne and piss water. That's the point I was tryna make...the Lohans just put their shit out there, even when they don't have to. And I'm sure people want Andy to spill some shit, but no, he ain't gonna do it.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 10:41pm
Exactly , people your private life is private
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by gucci on August 6, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Tigerlilly:
is this what your family is really like? i hope not. i would cry if it is.
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No, no, it's just an exaggeration of what my family is really like for comic effect...No tears necessary...You have to laugh...(and yes, some NOT ALL of that shit is true, but hey, what can you fucking do about your crazy ass family?)
That's why I like Andy's approach to his fam. It's like, "yeah, I'm a Vanderbilt, but I decided to do my own thing.." I think that's cool.
He doesn't dwell on his family's history, he makes his own life, you know. I think that's cool. Now am I blind enough to think he did that shit on his own? Hell fucking no. Family connections and money speak beyond what anyone realizes. Self made men are RARE, but what I like about the Coop is he doesn't claim anything, other than he decided to do his own thing and do it well.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Daddy Hohanny is trying to sniff his way into his own reality show. He's gotta pay child support somehow.
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
@EEG.... Here's to us, Mrs. Robinson!!
*clinks glass*
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Tigerlily.....really?
I hope Anderson ignores Michael...that would be really funny.
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and every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it- can you feel it?
- Alanis Morisette "You Oughta Know"
Snap IG, totally off topic (and don't give a rats ass) The Graduate is on telly. So classically delicious!
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
And yet both of your families are relatively modest and normal compared to the shitwreck that is the blohans.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Tigerlilly:
is this what your family is really like? i hope not. i would cry if it is.
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
lowhan's opinion counts? did white oprah give him permission to speak? he is such tail riding skank.
Submitted by yiooooooo on August 6, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Anderson family may have problems but he does not discuss them on public or call the media to talk about them like the Hohans , family problem should be kept private and not made a media circus out of them
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Eggzactly! I mean Anderson has what even his family's money can't buy, and that's class...Just like me, I have family issues, but I'm not gonna make a big deal out of them...'cept my brother is an asshole who won't return my calls, and my mom's no stranger to the bottle if ya know what I mean, then there's my whore of a sister and her inappropriate relationship with my cousin, oh, and my child touching uncle and his pill popping wife...oh, then there's the "emotionally disturbed" cousin who steals any and all women's underwear when you're not looking and...What? I'm not making a big deal....
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oh, EAT SHIT Michael Lohan. This guy is a pathetic attention whore, who only defended Dina so he could get press time.
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and every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it- can you feel it?
- Alanis Morisette "You Oughta Know"
DARK-SIDED!!!!!!
GOD WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!
EEG!! So true, right? I don't mean to come off holier than thou, and don't get me wrong, I have been known to bump the occasional uglies with a few cavemen. But at least they could make me laugh. If not with them, at least at them. :0)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
EROSBLOG?? Ahhahahaha I found my hump day entertainment.
OT: They sport matching sneers, how cute.
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To Karen Flats:
yeah i know they did. going back many, many many decades. no one is perfect. no one is. but these lohans are just so arrogant and nasty you know? and they want the world to know everything thats going on in their lives its just all so trashy.
and Gry your absolutely right. however something tells me the lohans are just too arrogant and stupid to look inward on anything.
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Submitted by islandgirl on August 6, 2008 - 7:28pm.
Haven't read a word of the thread, but IG you are speaking the truth for 95% of women.
The other 5% are the Paris Hiltons of the world...oh, look a penis..cooool...this will make him like me...spreads legs or opens mouth wide.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Anderson family may have problems but he does not discuss them on public or call the media to talk about them like the Hohans , family problem should be kept private and not made a media circus out of them
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
For on topic. i don't understand why this moron is saying anything i mean, fame fortune and attention is what they want isn't it? or do they think they are immune to the same scrutney and negetive opinions other celebs have to put up with everyday? is that it? it seems like it to me. Michael Dina and the rest of that shit faced trashy ho-down family need to just suck it up and shut the fuck up. and attempting to go against anderson? i would love to see it. theres nothing i love more than seeing arrogant morons like the lohans make fools of themselves and are then taken down by smarter, classer and more mature individuals.
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
Submitted by gucci on August 6, 2008 - 7:20pm.
From no words:
Anderson Cooper is from a respected family and has earned his stripes in journalism and broadcasting. Plus, he is just saying what everyone else is saying and/or thinking.
I dare Michael Lohan to mess with Anderson Cooper...Anderson Cooper will take Michael Lohan's sorry ass down.
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oh yes keep it comming!
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Yeah, well I am totally on Team Cooper, but...we should probably keep his family out of it. You might notice that Anderson doesn't talk about them a lot because as successful as they were, they had many, umm...issues.
gucci, I couldn't agree more. For me, sexy times are 95% mental anyway. If you can't turn my brain on, it ain't happening.
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