Michael Lohan Gets In On The Fun
And we're off! Michael Lohan, being the publicity hungry attention whore that he is, has issued his own statement to Access Hollywood regarding Anderson Cooper's comments about Ali Lohan looking like a 60-year-old. Click here to get the whole run down if you have no idea what's going on. Well, have a drink and an Oreo first.
Michael removed his head out of his loosey goosey ass (he was in prison) long enought to say, “I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself. He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues.” Don't worry his head went right back in after he issued this statement.
Let's see, White Oprah whores out her family on reality television and we're not allowed to have opinions about it? Michael needs to wipe the coke from the mirror and take a good look. He's probably creaming in his dad jeans at all the attention his family is getting over this shit.
Will Anderson Cooper please enlighten us with more of his bitchy words of wisdom? I await his guidance.
P.S. - Am I the only one that secretly wants to see Andy and Michael Lohan make out? Ugh. I feel so dirty and dark-sided. I need a cold shower.
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“I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself
Is he talking about himself??!! Lets see he talks to the press of his daughter lifes daily and likes to talk bad of his ex-wife ,The pot calling the kettle black
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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oh hell yes island girl i love a smart good looking man!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 6, 2008 - 6:31pm.
HOLY OFF TOPIC LOOK HOLY YUM
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Also, yes, I'm in a pervert-y mood.
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Oh Lord, LCT, I don't know why, but looking at that pic gave me the akeevy butterflies in my stomach. Just like the ones I used to get in sixth grade when I had a dream about my Gym Teacher in his tighty whities, and I couldn't look at him for a week. I am sitting here with my legs tightly crossed, feeling icky.
Ha ha ha, gucci!! Are you getting mentally erect? :)
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That clan needs to look inward. Anderson Cooper is a soft-spoken, even-tempered man whose sole breaking point is shameless media whores. If someone like him thinks that you're trash, then it's time for you to take your rightful place curbside and stop pretending you aren't way past your expiration date.
“I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself. He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues.”
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Um...hello, you stupid pot.
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Anderson Cooper is from a respected family and has earned his stripes in journalism and broadcasting. Plus, he is just saying what everyone else is saying and/or thinking.
I dare Michael Lohan to mess with Anderson Cooper...Anderson Cooper will take Michael Lohan's sorry ass down.
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If you don't want people to say things about your troll dent faced daughter then don't put her on fucking television. Once your nasty face invades my living room you become fodder...period. I was never picked on for being an awkward kid, which I was, because I WASN'T ON TELEVISION. If Alli Lohan had any kind of real talent she wouldn't need a reality television show as a vehicle to propel her. UGH...i want to pie these pigs in the face.
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Submitted by radio siren:
he with the IQ of a ferret having the nerve to address Anderson in that manner, an Ivy League educated, respected journalist!
Submitted by bourgie:
Coop can eat these people for breakfast, don't the Lohans know this?
Submitted by poo:
a) Anderson Cooper has the credibility of a distiguished writer and reporter with years of experience.
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this constant going over of Andy's credentials is really making me hot keep it up! nothing turns me on more than a smart good lucking man!
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The Lohans are trashy scumbags who will do or say anything to get their names in print.
Anderson Cooper is from a respected family and has earned his stripes in journalism and broadcasting. Plus, he is just saying what everyone else is saying and/or thinking.
I dare Michael Lohan to mess with Anderson Cooper...Anderson Cooper will take Michael Lohan's sorry ass down.
I really wish more (famous) people came out aganist the hohans, spears, hiltons, kardasshians, etc. Hes only saying what the public feels
Submitted by Mr. President on August 6, 2008 - 8:01pm.
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I don't think there is an actual job title for trying to live off of your daughters.
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Sure, there is: Minister....
or if you are White Oprah: Manager...
Yeah, these are words we need to learn the HOLLYWHORE meaning of. They mean something different in our peasant world (although, not that much if you want my 2 cents...)
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Submitted by Mr. President on August 6, 2008 - 8:01pm.
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I don't think there is an actual job title for trying to live off of your daughters.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I've been on Google for the last ten minutes and I still can't find out what this douche does for a living. He claims to be a "minister", that's all I have. Ten minutes of my life I'll never get back.
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fuck anyone named Lohan, the attention whores. they need to go away.
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All those Lohans are fugly genetically inferior human specimens. It's all about the skillz of the hair and makeup artists to make them look halfway decent. Make them go away.
Submitted by bourgie on August 6, 2008 - 9:47pm.
. Enough with these lohans, simpsons, Hiltons Spears...
At least with the Spears, Papa Spears yanked Britney right out of the spotlight and the young knocked-up teenage Spears went into hiding in the boondocks!
Yuck, I need to go take a shower now that I stuck up for those hillbillies
Anderson Cooper is a talented journalist and he shouldn't even waste his time giving another thought to the idiot Lohans.
Was it ever proven that tired ass Ali is REALLY 14? I just can't bring myself to believe that she really is only 14 years old.
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Andy is one unrepentant ho! Love it!!
He is right, the child does look sixty. Whoever does her makeup needs to put down the trowel and putty knife already. She is a fourteen year old girl, not a drag queen...although at this rate, she may find some opportunities there.
As for Michael, his mouth needs more dick and less talk. Back to the showers you go!
It's ridiculous how Perv Papa tries to suggest that anyone with "issues" or family problems is not allowed to voice opinions on any topic (any topic that offends him, that is), or not know right from wrong. That's completely unrealistic. If he were to mean what he said, then he wouldn't be making his snide remarks toward Anderson, being that he has family issues himself. It goes both ways, Pervy.
And oh, the irony of ironies, him calling Anderson an idiot. Perv Papa calling ANYONE else that; he with the IQ of a ferret having the nerve to address Anderson in that manner, an Ivy League educated, respected journalist! Pervy just has no clue.
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Gross. I need a sponge bath.
I hope all of this will disgrace all of the Lohans. They are disgusting no talent people and should go back where ever they came from.
Anderson Cooper was just saying what the public is thinking. Enough with these lohans, simpsons, Hiltons Spears...They are all like one big fucking nightmare. I have declared them over.
Coop can eat these people for breakfast, don't the Lohans know this?
MK I looked at the pics and sort of thought the same thing. But I wanted Anderson to sexually torture Michael Lohan with French ticklers or maybe a dagger to the nutsack. I think I should put my mind back into the gutter of Facebook now.
Your face!
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on August 6, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Team Andy! Sure Michael has to protect his family but...
Whoa there - far too little, far, far far too late.
MK, how dare you suggest Michael Lohan pollute the hotness that is The Coop?!?
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I suppose it comes down to this:
a) Anderson Cooper has the credibility of a distiguished writer and reporter with years of experience.
b) The Lohans are the dysfunctional consequences of drug and alcohol abuse, self-aggrandizing behavior, and are willing to say and do just about anything to see their names or photos published.
Who really cares what the Lohans do or say?
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 7:33pm.
FritoDorito on August 6, 2008 - 9:18pm
He is pervy looking.
He's just a jellus h8er, Andy has way better hair.
Now I wanna know what "Papa don't preach Lohan" does for a living....
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Way better hair!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I give a sizeable reach and weight advantage to Michael, who also seems like the better inside-brawler, but Anderson probably has the edge in hair-pulling, wrist-hand flailing and crying.
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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on August 6, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Sure Michael has to protect his family
If you believe that to be true, I have some swamp land I'd like to sell to you! :-)
Daddy Blohan totally buckles his stonewashed, elastic-cuff jeans under his armpits. Plus he looks like the other American tourist in "Hostel" who meets Jay Hernandez in the changing room and later ends up torturing the nice Japanese girl (the one whose eye fell out)
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Submitted by mike on August 6, 2008 - 9:15pm.
I actually dislike Michael more than Dina (though it's really, really close), especially since he was "born-again".
Somehow I think MIchael is using this "born again" and really isn't. Trying to have a platform to stay in the public eye at any cost!
FritoDorito on August 6, 2008 - 9:18pm
He is pervy looking.
He's just a jellus h8er, Andy has way better hair.
Now I wanna know what "Papa don't preach Lohan" does for a living....
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HOLY OFF TOPIC LOOK HOLY YUM
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Also, yes, I'm in a pervert-y mood.
Team Andy! Sure Michael has to protect his family but Andy was flawless in his opinions.
Mr. President on August 6, 2008 - 9:24pm
"copy that, The President is on board"
Thank you for your support Mr. President.
Just bring some extra FBI guys, we're gonna need them.
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Where the fuck is ESE? He needs to be involved in all this fuckery goodness!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
well maybe cooper stretched the truth a bit with ali...she doesn't look 60...she looks 59...now michael lohan can go back to doing whatever the hell he was doing before he jumped on the bandwagon...
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This is all good, but why hasn't there been any howling from the lohans about coop saying that the show seemed to be about someone named lindsay that was never on the show! That was the real zinger for me.
btw what does the father do for a income?
Submitted by Robertoooo on August 6, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Wow Cooper is catty. Lohan looks like she's 60...who's that sound like? He's a Brooke Hogan is a she male comment away from being a Gay Celebrity Blogger. Robertoooo
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In all fairness Ally(cat) doesn't look a day over 45...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"P.S. - Am I the only one that secretly wants to see Andy and Michael Lohan make out? Ugh. I feel so dirty and dark-sided. I need a cold shower"
You've crossed the line MK inviting the father of the skank into your sordid, entertaining fantasies. Take a bucket of ice and a bottle of bleach into that cold shower with you.. FILTH!
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Awe Topanga. even serious men like andy needs to have a little fun. i love it that he's down to earth enough to watch a little trash now and then!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 9:21pm.
I'll join that campaign alongside you. Anderson is one of the good guys. I'd ALMOST go gay for that.
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Submitted by Mr. President on August 6, 2008 - 7:20pm.
And yes, these whores WILL out him. Michael Lohan already hinted at it. Nobody's business of course, but they will push that issue to the forefron
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That's too bad. A great guy like Anderson merely states his opinion on air (he has that right, and he has the opportunity to do so) and they have to bring up his sexuality, to do what, defend their screw-up children? I hate to see this happen. I agree with Anderson too.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Mr. Cooper is speaking the truth and at least he has a job. *cough cough* Mr. Lohan. By the way, he is not the one trying to shove his underage daughter into the spotlight and down the public's throat. You would think that the Lohans would want to back up from that knowing about the drug/alcohol issues that Lo Lo encountered while living the Hollywood lifestyle.
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Anderson Cooper only said what everybody wants and needs to say about this D-Bag family. And am I the only one who finds it hilarious picturing straight edge, professional news man Anderson Cooper lounging around the house on a Sunday night in his boxers, briefs, or watever he lounges around in, watching Living Lohan and Denise Richard's It's Complicated. Shouldn't he be watching C-Span or something?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Meh, the only Michael I wan't to see Andy play tongue hockey with is you, MK...HWAT!
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I second this motion. That would be sooooo HWAT!
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I'll say this much, these Lohanigans will not be taken lightly.
They will have to deal with Freshly organized army of Cooperloons!!!!
CHAAAARRRRRRRGE!
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Wow Cooper is catty. Lohan looks like she's 60...who's that sound like? He's a Brooke Hogan is a she male comment away from being a Gay Celebrity Blogger. Robertoooo