The Troll Is Off The Hook!
It looks like the evil troll known as Mary-Kate Olsen was able to answer the feds' riddle correctly, because she won't have to testify in front of a grand jury about the death of Heath Ledger. People reports that the U.S. Attorney's Office has closed its investigation.
A source said that MK was subpoenaed by a federal grand jury on April 23, but her lawyer bitch has been negotiating with the feds to keep her off the stand. She had asked for immunity before testifying. She also issued a statement saying she knew nothing about Heath's death and doesn't know how he got a hold of some OxyContin.
The evil troll might have gotten away this time, but her day is coming! That sneaky troll is probably dancing a cokey jig right now! She's feasting on children's hair and frog eyes in celebration of her victory! I hear you cackling in the darkness, MK! You won't escape next time!
TMZ also claims that the D.E.A. opened the investigation on the death of Heath even though there wasn't really a crime involved. They just wanted to get into the spotlight a little. They reportedly interviewed a dude who smoked a joint with Heath in the 90s and wanted him to testify in front of a grand jury. Stupid shit like that. The U.S. Attorney's Office finally shut down the "bogus" investigation.
Well, that's that. But can they can still arrest Mary-Kate Olsen? They can just make up a reason. I just really need a Trollsen mug shot in my life.
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Pruuune!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
"It looks like the evil troll known as Mary-Kate Olsen was able to answer the feds' riddle correctly..."
Yeah, this bitch should play The Riddler in Batman 3.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
ok, we ALL know what the riddle was, right? What's green and white and can be used all over?
CASH.
She so paid her way out of trouble. UGH.
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Submitted by moriah on August 7, 2008 - 8:59am.
The Olsen twins remind me of Gene Loves Jezebel. I can't explain it.. they just totally remind me of Jay & Michael Aston back in the day.
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These two dudes?:
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because DAMN, I see it too, at least in this pic.
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 7, 2008 - 10:09am.
I can't read the troll is off the hook without giggling helplessly.
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But is a troll off the hook free to crawl back under the bridge? Skipping on little peg sticks, whistling far and wee?
MK how'd you find a Mary Kate photo doing the "Joker smile"???????? HOW? You genius!
Her smiles always seem so contrived -- like someone lied and told her she looks cute whenever she does this phony "look how casual and demure I am" expression.
I'd like to knit a mitten just to whip her in the forehead with it.
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Submitted by Eddie on August 7, 2008 - 9:47am.
Yeh these bitches are always so innocent. No one forced Heath, but no one was there for him either. The dumb ass subway guy calls 911 for a dry sandwich, but her body guard does nothing. Why troll?
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I totally agree with you...the moron massage therapist who calls MK who sends her dumb-dumb body guard who doesn't call 911. Like, it doesn't take a rocket-scientist to figure out what to do when someone is in obvious need of medical help.
No wonder people got suspicious. Dumb-dumbs.
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Why does that broad always have that strange look on her face?
I absolutely freaking hate those freaking fake smiles those trolls have. I wonder how many hours a day they have to practice in the mirror to master those faked turned up lips. And I am sure the mug shot would have the same freaking fake smile! LOL!
Their stabs at actual adulthood having failed, the public should demand that these two gremlins be forced to reconsolidate back into one cloying child that can be dosed with NyQuil and put to bed so that we no longer have to witness them play dress-up or practice their model pouts.
The U.S. Attorney's Office had to let the case drop because it's getting near an election and that means it has to put all its resources into trumping up phony charges and bogus investigations in Washington. That's priority one.
Pretty little thing, soo sweet and innocent.
I can't read the troll is off the hook without giggling helplessly.
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Submitted by moriah on August 7, 2008 - 5:59am.
The Olsen twins remind me of Gene Loves Jezebel.
Wow. I haven't thought of that band since, well, they were popular. I think I still have a cassette of them (but no cassette player).
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I can NEVER look at a photo of one of the Olsen twins and not immediately think "PRUNE!"
Yeh these bitches are always so innocent. No one forced Heath, but no one was there for him either. The dumb ass subway guy calls 911 for a dry sandwich, but her body guard does nothing. Why troll?
Of course she did. If I had more MONEY then god and can get the best lawyers around I could get away with ANYTHING to.
She should try that elf ear self-modification.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Heath was a talented actor and all that...but...
...no one forced the pills down his gullet. He probably was so out of it, he didn't know which pills he had taken. He's a fool-fool who accidentally killed himself. It's a shame and a loss, but that's it.
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Why did they even open the case, other than to shine the spotlight on Mary-Kate. Taking meds was Heath's habit, don't lay that at MK's doorstep. But I do agree with DeeDee that her crimes against fashion and the unhappy look while having billions in the bank should warrant an arrest.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
The Olsen twins remind me of Gene Loves Jezebel. I can't explain it.. they just totally remind me of Jay & Michael Aston back in the day.
Oxycontin....hillbilly heroin....OOkay gloves are off....HEATH LEDGER WAS A DOPER!!! SOMEONE GOT HIM SOME G'S AND IT DOEN'T TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
do I smell cover up?? Everyone is speedballing....sooner or later the heath ledgers "chris farley" bloated and choking on his vomit pics WILL surface on the net.....so whoever you are....and you are out there...live with that on your stinking braindead conscience...but the choice was finally Heath Ledger...HE CHOSE TO TAKE THE DRUGS....HE CHOSE DRUGS OVER SEEING HIS LITTLE GIRL GROW UP....
So go ahead...get pissed off and say "stop disrespecting the dead"....HE MADE THAT CHOICE!!!
end of story....I have ZERO REGARD FOR HOLLYWOOD...none of them are "heros"...not one!
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I'm not surprised. What the U.S. attorney need to look into is her crimes against fashion and gratuitous use of the word prune.
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Really the only thing shady was how her bodyguard didn't call the cops right away. I'd be willing to bet my life that even if Mary Kate gave him the Oxycontin that killed him, he'd had it before, and would have known where to get it had Mary Kate not come through.
The boy liked his painkillers.
Why can't they just leave it be? Heath probably knew what he was getting himself into.
Fucking DUH. Of course she's off the hook. You KNOW that money exchanged hands for that one.
God, I fucking hate celebs and their immunity to the law. It truly disgusts me that they can get away with literally anything.
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This little bitch has the creepiest smile.... She could be the next Joker, no make up needed.
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OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.