Vintage Xtina
Nekkid chola alert! This old ass photo of a completely naked and Xtina has been making the internet rounds. The shot was taken as a sort-of company photo of all the hos who work with David LaChapelle. I love how Xtina is just chillin buck naked on a barrel while Pamela Anderson is covered up. And there's a child in the room! SCANDAL! Call CPS!
Seriously, Xtina should ditch her current "tranny clown" look and go back to this shit. It's slightly chola beautiful, but with a few strokes of a Sharpie, she can be transformed into a full-blown chola beauty queen. Xtina needs to bring chola glamour to the masses! What would her chola name be? La Red Lipz Girl? Tranny Payaso? Suggestions please!
The first thumbnail is slightly NSFW. There's a little nipple. Just a little.
In either case, both of them need to lay the fuck off.
Her hair's naturally a strawberry blondeish, she does blue eyes which are MUCH darker.
And OK. I'm not going to argue with that, but she still needs to pick an identity and settle down with it. I found mine in frigging middle school. Why can't she?
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 7, 2008 - 10:40pm.
Christina Haguilera makes my skin crawl for tons of reasons, one of them being she has a major identity crisis.
I liked this post--kind of brave. Not that CA matters.
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Khensu Hetep - Paris Hilton's blue eyes are actually colored contacts. Her natural eye color is dark brown.
Christina has natural blue eyes and her natural hair color is a dark blonde.
Hispanics do not have a specific 'race'. They can be a mix or just one of: caucasian, indian, african.
Christina Haguilera makes my skin crawl for tons of reasons, one of them being she has a major identity crisis.
She can't seem to choose between being an Aryan pricess and being Hispanic. In all due fairness, she is part Irish and Ecuadorian (a shame I know that), but guess which one won?
My dad was friends with her cousin and has seen her "incognito" (aka without any makeup or photoshopping), and even he admits, she looks like a white girl. A blonde-haired, blue-eyed white bitch from Pittsburgh.
Mind you, the hair and eyecolor are both fake and overemphasized. Of course her hair has been bleached to an inch of its life, and her eyes aren't Wonky Hilton ice blue. What I don't get is that she's so "proud" of her heritage, singing in Spanish, and even trying to pronounce her last name with a Spanish accent, while bleaching her hair and wearing blue eye contacts, which less face it, is normally characteristic of the Germans/Irish.
Lastly, there's no shame in being proud of your heritage, but I have a beef with watered-down, Americanized people who need an image so badly that they'll try to fit an ethnic profile, such as this hosebag. I'm mostly Greek and Italian, and I embrace the positive aspects of my heritage, but I'd never dance around a fucking table shattering plates, screaming "Oo-pah!", and eating spaghetti (ew!) because I need an identity.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by Destiny on August 7, 2008 - 10:44pm.
Her chola name should be Destiny Paloma Hernandez Fernandez, thats my chola name but bitch can borrow it for performances and shit.
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Her chola name should be Destiny Paloma Hernandez Fernandez, thats my chola name but bitch can borrow it for performances and shit.
Xtina looks hispanic right here.
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She looks hot, but that's a really weird photo.
silly pic. i'd asked to be placed far in the back farthest away from the dueling naked and half naked bimbos.
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You mean the only people whp knew about about this pic were the fans? Fuck, I've had this picture on on PC for 3 1/2 YEARS!! lmao!
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Last Xtina sighting - August 4th 2008
Am I the only one who's wondering how fucked up it was to set up this shot? "Ok Xtina, you're naked right? Now sit on the barrel, OH GOD NO close them, CLOSE THEM! Ok whew, lets get this tranny upside down on the floor, and Xtina now can you put your foot up on the tranny's bad place? Yeah I know it's shuddering like a little continental plate huh... Ok now where is that adorable little girl? Somebody get some bubble tape and find her ass please, we need her next to the tranny's boosoms"
"There's a little nipple. Just a little."
Just a little? Aww that nipple is HUGE. I shudder to think what they look like now.
Speaking of gross - get that boss some bottle hand washing stuff that smells like alcohol. Then start spreading rumours that he's drunk.
@ reinvention: Yeah, I thought it was embarassingly bitchy back then, even though I was only 11 or 12. I'd forgotten all about that scene until I saw another photo of Sharon working on a model's makeup. She needs to work with Madonna again, roofie her waterbottle, and then write "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND ICY FRIGID BITCH" on Madonna's two boomerang cheekbones in black sharpie. That may be alot to fit on there but I would love to see the tabloid photos of her with the words faintly remaining, unable to completely scrub them off.
This picture is all sorts of creepy but Xtina's body is smokin'! Yeah, she's got the do-rag, chola earrings and sharpie brows but still hotness. She just a tear tat in the corner of her left eye and proudly holding up a big, nasty cup of jail bitch Pruno.
Hey...sorry no response for like an hour--I was sent on a mission to pick up auto parts.
My boss is just a boorish prick. He doesn't do it to try and catch me in the act...he just thinks that because he owns the place he can do whatever he wants. Doesn't quite work like that when you've got female employees working for you, and there are two separate bathrooms! I told his sister, who's my other boss, and she just kinda shrugged it off and made excuses for him.
Thank y'all for your awesome ideas!
The Breakdown--Your suggestion leaves me with a perfect opportunity to test out the video on my new enV2!
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Submitted by ExoticPittsburgh on August 7, 2008 - 4:30pm.
The woman lying down is Sharon, the makeup artist from Madonna's Blonde Ambition Tour. She was the one who got roofied and possibly raped in Truth or Dare. Madonna just laughed behind her back and said that she probably was bragging about being on tour with her, that's why they roofied her. Like it was her fault.
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i remember that scene - i originally saw that long before i ever heard of roofies or anything, but even then it struck me as being byond callous and conceited
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Submitted by christine the hoff on August 7, 2008 - 10:11am.
your mom
buy the biggest dildo you can find and leave it on the sink in the ladie's room.
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Something tells me that, from YMAtT's description, this guy would probably install a little camera in the bathroom if she were to do that.
I say report his ass to an HR rep like Ernestine suggested.
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Submitted by Ernestine on August 7, 2008 - 10:12am.
Your Mom -- GET THEE TO A HUMAN RESOURCES REPRESENTATIVE. That's STRAIGHT-UP harassment. He WANTS to catch you pissing.
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Eeeewwwww. I have a feeling you're 100% bang-on. No one is ever THAT impatient to use the bathroom. He has other motives.
The woman lying down is Sharon, the makeup artist from Madonna's Blonde Ambition Tour. She was the one who got roofied and possibly raped in Truth or Dare. Madonna just laughed behind her back and said that she probably was bragging about being on tour with her, that's why they roofied her. Like it was her fault.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 7, 2008 - 6:22am.
I was going to say the same as DeeDee, get a doorstop wedge AND get a doorknob hanger that says "Bitch, I'm in the bathroom, stay out!" and use it when you go to the bathroom.
Get a blank doorknob sign at a craft store and paint it.
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her boobs are gross! like she has inverted nipples or something.
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What she really should do is find her inner Erin Cockovich, film him inside the ladies room, then await the payday.
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 7, 2008 - 10:11am.
your mom
buy the biggest dildo you can find and leave it on the sink in the ladie's room.
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Good idea! Pads and tampons all over the sink and vaginal douches might do the trick too.
Your Mom -- GET THEE TO A HUMAN RESOURCES REPRESENTATIVE. That's STRAIGHT-UP harassment. He WANTS to catch you pissing.
your mom
buy the biggest dildo you can find and leave it on the sink in the ladie's room.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
She should pee on him and then some. What can he say, who can he tell?
"Oh, I went into the women's bathroom and got peed on."
losing response all around.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 7, 2008 - 8:50am.
Where's DAE?
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I was wondering the same thing. Anything Christina I automatically think of DAE.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 7, 2008 - 9:30am.
Thing is, there is no stall. I had to go really badly this morning and I forgot to lock the door and he just barged in and caught a glimpse of me on the bowl, so I shut the door in his face and yelled "What the fuck?!" He barges in there all the time to wash his fkn hands because he's too impatient to wait for the men's room to be empty. It makes me really uncomfortable.
Besides, I can't spare a square. I don't have a square to spare.
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Yeah, ok, DEFINITELY unacceptable. One day he's going to barge in when you about to make sexy times with a tampon and then things will NEVER be the same.
morning sluts.
I think Tina has a great bod, she's not all starved.
your mom, that's not even fucking legal. you should inform him of that.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 7, 2008 - 9:22am.
Morning, beeshes.
I know this is offT., but what are your views on male bosses who decide to use the ladies room because he's too impatient to wait for someone else to get out of the men's room?
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Tell him to keep his cock where it belongs. The women's washroom is the only place for privacy you have at work and he should damn well know to respect that.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 7, 2008 - 9:34am.
That's fucked up YourMom! Maybe you should buy a door stop and wedge it under the door. So the next time he tries to barge in, he smacks his face into the door.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 7, 2008 - 9:22am.
Morning, beeshes.
I know this is offT., but what are your views on male bosses who decide to use the ladies room because he's too impatient to wait for someone else to get out of the men's room?
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Harassment. Bad scene. Does he have a supervisor?
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She looks hotter than fuck.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 7, 2008 - 9:50am.
Where's DAE?
Even more so, where the hell has Wino been?
This is a random moment post.
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DAE is in Bangladesh and Wino is at the creamery.
Your mom- get a squirt gun and make him look like he peed his pants. Sounds like a real prick and confrontation isn't my forte, but I'm getting better at it. I'd probably make some snide remark about good managers having patience or something.
Where's DAE?
Even more so, where the hell has Wino been?
This is a random moment post.
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This girl changes ethnicities as often as she reapplies lip gloss. She'll be an Aztec next week.
The woman next to xtina has her fist clenched. She looks like she's thinking "Just ignore the nekkid ho, just ignore her." LOL!!
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By vintage do you mean 'last week'?
What the HELL is going on with her elbow???
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 7, 2008 - 6:22am.
I guess your view depends on how badly you want to keep your job. Does he know how to raise and lower the seat?
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That's fucked up YourMom! Maybe you should buy a door stop and wedge it under the door. So the next time he tries to barge in, he smacks his face into the door.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
@ Your Mom Ate th...
That is really disrespectful, embarrassing, and also borderline sexual harassment depending on your viewpoint.
Tell him to stop and if he doesn't, then it is.
You teach people how to treat you!
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Your mom...
OMG. That's fucked up. He just had to wash his hands? Asswipe!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 7, 2008 - 9:22am.
I know this is offT., but what are your views on male bosses who decide to use the ladies room because he's too impatient to wait for someone else to get out of the men's room?
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I'm not sure, but isn't that a crime? Does it really matter though... *hands Your Mom Ate a loaded pistol*
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Too early for such confusion. First I thought, wait when did Divine pass as opposed to when this was taken. Then I read the names several times wondering why it did not say Divine.
And then... holy crap that's a woman. Nah can't be a bio woman...
too much too much too much
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