Sunday Rose Makes Her Australian Debut!
Look! It's the first picture of Sunday Roast! She looks just like a.....pillow? Not even a fluffy pillow! Nicky Kidman could have fluffed her up for her big debut in Australia!
Nicky and her frosty tipped husband arrived in Sydney yesterday to introduce their 1-month-old baby to family and friends. Apparently, the whores of the media have been creaming Vegemite over this. HA! Vegemite! My Australian friend haaaaates it when I make fun of Vegemite. It's like sacred to her.
Nicky called into the Jackie O radio show this morning to talk about her beloved Sunday Roast. She said, "She looks like Keith. She's got a little bit of hair. … It has a bit of a reddish tinge." Keith added that she is "a bit of a mix of Nicole and me." Okay, so she sort of looks this then?
She went on to say that they will be in Australia for the next four-weeks and she asked the media for "a little space so we can walk around Sydney and show the baby our town. Just a little bit because she’s tiny, she’s not a doll, she’s a real little thing. Just not right in our face or her face because it’s scary for her, she’s tiny. A tiny little thing." Not a doll? A real thing? There's no need to touch that one. It's been touched and then some. And Sunday doesn't give an eff about sightseeing! She just wants to fart and bathe in Vegemite in peace. Vegemite! Shit, I'm in trouble.
The paparazzi are apparently doing everything they can to get the first clear shot of Sunday. Nicky and Keith are expected to release one photo of Sunday for free. But the paps said the first shot could get around $5 million. You hear that? It's Saint Angelina cackling on her throne. Her twin messiahs shit $5 million!
Here's a few blurry pictures of the Botox Queen with Sunday Roast leaving her sister's house.
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MMMMMMMMMMMMM Vegemite
For those of you who think MK doesn't read the threads or edit: "Apparently, the whores of the media have been creaming Vegemite over this. HA! Vegemite! My Australian friend haaaaates it when I make fun of Vegemite."
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Why don't they do us all a favor and stay home for awhile? With the compounds they live in, they can take her for a walk all they want. Trust. Nicole WANTS the paps. She needs them.
Sandbitch...lol thank you. I hope I didn't offend anyone. I have heard it mentioned before, but just never knew what it was.
Thanks also for the heads up about mentioning vegemite when going through customs at the airport. When I visit someday, I want to fit in. :)
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 7, 2008 - 1:13pm.
I am SO GLAD you went there....and ftr Sunday Rose is even more of a cliche name which fuels my disgust for this couple even more....not for any good reason I just hate country music and country musicians and..well I've just never liked Nikki..sorry!
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
I bet Sunday Rose has already had her first taste of Vegemite - on the tip of Mums finger like all true blue aussie babies.
Fancy MK spelling Vegemite wrong. Thats the first thing they ask at immigration at Sydney airport. Everyone who doesn't know is a terrorist.
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Hating on Vegemite .....
MK are you asking to be bitch slapped into next year????
That shit is goodness. You seppos need to learn to not add it to your toast with a shovel though. Easy does it.
How do you describe a feeling?
Mel-Tang, I dunno if MK was trying to be funny by spelling VEGEMITE wrong, but trust ME - there is no A in Vegemite.
It's like Promite spread, but not exactly. It's not something you wanna be spreading too thick on anything or you'll OD. IMO, Vegemite is best enjoyed as a "smear" on hot buttery toast. Cured many a sandbitch hangover.
Of course she's leaving her sister's house. The real mom SHOULD be able to see the child she held for nine months.
Yeah, I went there.
Oh, and what is Vegamite? I was in a restaurant and heard some Aussie's talking about it, but couldn't make out the entire conversation. They were all giddy like they just saw Tom Jones or something.
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
I guess we'll be seeing a lot more of Nicole's ginger frizzle now that she's got a real little thing to care for. Otherwise, there's going to be a whole lot of babysittin goin on.
Seriously, the kidman must've spent half her waking life sitting in a chair having that shit de-gingered and pulled straight.
Tom prolly booted Nic because of that hair and married Katie because hers is straight already and not ginger.
All Kat's upkeep consists of is a Flowbee haircut and a pair of jeans. Imagine the savings!
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
What the fuck happened to Nicole? I used to think she was so fuckin beautiful circa Moulin Rouge.
I thought Sunday Rose was a teeny tiny fairy baby, and lived on the head of a pin:
http://www.beautyandthebabyart.com/gw%20baby%20new%20white%20fairy%20pin...
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
What kind of a mother knowingly puts her child in such danger. Just walk outside, let the paps take a picture and be done with it! But NOOOOO Nicole Kidman has to cause such drama. Does anyone really care what this kid even looks like? I wouldn't pay a dollar for another celebrity baby picture!
Vegemite is nasty but MARMITE is the shit!
Vaginamite and PenisButter. Best toasty spreads ever.
Unless the natural mother was a redhead, I am betting this kid will not be a ginge. Nicole and all her comments are beyond weird. Love the pillow picture MK.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 7, 2008 - 10:31am.
JillyPoo is a pimptress too?
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Gotta pay the bills somehow!
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JillyPoo is a pimptress too?
You have my undying slut lust now!
Don't tell Migraine Sally!
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That hair looks Nicole 1992.
Nicole is so weird...who talks about a baby like that?
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
I'll gladly rent my ginge out to any ladies who carry the firey gene.
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 7, 2008 - 10:36am.
I say CLONE those bitches! Don't let the red die out!!!
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Can we remove the pant-suit obsession and lack of personal hygiene trait in the process?
That pillow was the best MK. Literally LOL. A bit unnerving when one is at work.
I'm sure little SR will have vivid memories of being shown "our town" at a month old.
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
I have a hot ginge on slut standby. Does this make me eligible?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 7, 2008 - 11:04am.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 7, 2008 - 10:22am.
Scissor-times! YES! That might only make ginge carpets but hell, practice makes perfect, right? It's too bad Rojo and Cynthia can't mate and make bebes. They'd have a whole LOAD of ginges.
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I say CLONE those bitches! Don't let the red die out!!!
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Hi5.
I love roasted babies!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Culcha Vulcha on August 7, 2008 - 9:33am.
marmite makes the gravy good!
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 7, 2008 - 10:29am.
CtheH:
I too was a born redhead and slowly lost the cool as I grew older. It's okay, though - we are still red at heart!!
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ME THREE!
All this ginger love is making me feel very farklempt. Tawk amongst yourselves.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
JillyPoo's got all us other sluts beat. She has a ginge NOW.
Today's assignment, sluts:
find a beet to be indiscreet with!
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 7, 2008 - 10:22am.
I hate a really red-headed aunt you could do scissor times w/.. We call her flat chested Fran. But hey, a baby is a baby, flat chested or not! lol and that SouthPark epi taught me that you really don't have to have th Ginger gene to have lil reds running around. Those parents popped out 3 ginges..*gulps*
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Scissor-times! YES! That might only make ginge carpets but hell, practice makes perfect, right? It's too bad Rojo and Cynthia can't mate and make bebes. They'd have a whole LOAD of ginges.
sheeps
it's a deal
fatmartha, we are ginger wear it counts.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Bda on August 7, 2008 - 10:31am.
Submitted by Bda on August 7, 2008 - 10:21am.
Leaving her sisters house huh? Inneresting. Has anyone seen her sister lately?
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She wasn't pregnant if that's what you were thinking. If you Google her she was at a function (some fashion show) in April -very unpregnant.
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I just like feeding into the whole conspiracy.
lol stir that pot.
christine the hoff: I will smear marmite all over my roast beef in your honour tonight.
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 7, 2008 - 7:28am.
OK. Can we have separate refrigerators?
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Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad
One of these days I'm gonna dye my hair red, but I'm scared of looking like a chocolate lobster!
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I'm one lucky lady, i've got me a hot ginger boy :) However, if we do ever procreate, i can't guarantee we'll be helping the ginger population out as i lack the ginger gene :(
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Submitted by Bda on August 7, 2008 - 10:21am.
Leaving her sisters house huh? Inneresting. Has anyone seen her sister lately?
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She wasn't pregnant if that's what you were thinking. If you Google her she was at a function (some fashion show) in April -very unpregnant.
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I just like feeding into the whole conspiracy.
CtheH:
I too was a born redhead and slowly lost the cool as I grew older. It's okay, though - we are still red at heart!!
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sheeps.
I adore marmite and am allergic to all shellfish.
we need to get married now.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
thebreakdown
I have died my hair red, lots of times., specially in the winter.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 7, 2008 - 7:25am.
Mmmmmm, shellfish. Sans marmite.
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Submitted by Bda on August 7, 2008 - 10:21am.
Leaving her sisters house huh? Inneresting. Has anyone seen her sister lately?
She wasn't pregnant if that's what you were thinking. If you Google her she was at a function (some fashion show) in April -very unpregnant.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 7, 2008 - 10:10am.
You do know that ginges are going to be "extinct" within a few generations, yes?
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Does that mean I have to start procreating? And with another ginge at that? Oh my.....
christine the hoff:
It's time to dye now!
Curtains and drapes must match.
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Since we're on the topic of redheads....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoPmd_wc7s8
Hot faux-angry gingers!
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Sheeps
marmite is like shellfish, you either adore it and could eat it every day, or it makes you sick just thinking about it.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Look, if someone is suggesting that we need to breed with Carrot Top, forget about it.
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Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad
I'm Ozzie and I hate vegemite but I like Promite and Marmite.
FatMartha:
I'm doing more than my part too, and we both know good and damn well my seed won't begat no beets.
But nothing beats an attempt, however ill-fated.
But seriously, most ginges I see are more like dinges.
But when they're hot, watch out!
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