Sunday Rose Makes Her Australian Debut!
Look! It's the first picture of Sunday Roast! She looks just like a.....pillow? Not even a fluffy pillow! Nicky Kidman could have fluffed her up for her big debut in Australia!
Nicky and her frosty tipped husband arrived in Sydney yesterday to introduce their 1-month-old baby to family and friends. Apparently, the whores of the media have been creaming Vegemite over this. HA! Vegemite! My Australian friend haaaaates it when I make fun of Vegemite. It's like sacred to her.
Nicky called into the Jackie O radio show this morning to talk about her beloved Sunday Roast. She said, "She looks like Keith. She's got a little bit of hair. … It has a bit of a reddish tinge." Keith added that she is "a bit of a mix of Nicole and me." Okay, so she sort of looks this then?
She went on to say that they will be in Australia for the next four-weeks and she asked the media for "a little space so we can walk around Sydney and show the baby our town. Just a little bit because she’s tiny, she’s not a doll, she’s a real little thing. Just not right in our face or her face because it’s scary for her, she’s tiny. A tiny little thing." Not a doll? A real thing? There's no need to touch that one. It's been touched and then some. And Sunday doesn't give an eff about sightseeing! She just wants to fart and bathe in Vegemite in peace. Vegemite! Shit, I'm in trouble.
The paparazzi are apparently doing everything they can to get the first clear shot of Sunday. Nicky and Keith are expected to release one photo of Sunday for free. But the paps said the first shot could get around $5 million. You hear that? It's Saint Angelina cackling on her throne. Her twin messiahs shit $5 million!
Here's a few blurry pictures of the Botox Queen with Sunday Roast leaving her sister's house.
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Wiki says British marmite is similar to vegemite. The marmite slogan is "Love it or hate it!" I like that--it's honesty in advertising.
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True.
I was born a ginge, but I must have not been cool enough, cause I turned blonde at five years of age.
but my no-no hair is red, does that count?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 7, 2008 - 10:18am.
So in order for ginges not to die out, ginges have to start mating with other ginges? HOT DAMN. I have a little ginge, does that mean I should so sexy times with one?
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I hate a really red-headed aunt you could do scissor times w/.. We call her flat chested Fran. But hey, a baby is a baby, flat chested or not! lol and that SouthPark epi taught me that you really don't have to have th Ginger gene to have lil reds running around. Those parents popped out 3 ginges..*gulps*
Leaving her sisters house huh? Inneresting. Has anyone seen her sister lately?
I think it should be MANDATORY for the human race to do sexytimes with ginges. My ex was a ginge, so I've done my part, sans the procreating part (and we all know my fear of procreation anyways).
GINGER RIGHTS!!!! *waves flag*
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Hi5.
We need more HOT ginges.
Phoebe Price fake, skank beets do not count.
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marmite toast for all!
oh great, now I want my mom's English home cooking, roast beef, yorkshire pudding, onion sauce brussel sprouts cooked in butter with parsnips,gravy, potatos browned in the beef fat, holy shit...
apple pie with bird's custard....
dammit!
which one of you bitches said marmite!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
So in order for ginges not to die out, ginges have to start mating with other ginges? HOT DAMN. I have a little ginge, does that mean I should so sexy times with one?
LMFAO at that picture of the pillow - MK, you stupid for that one.
But seriously, $5 Mill for a picture of a baby is enough to make me a pap - too bad I can't stand these two.
We need more ginger's in this world.
Their going to be extinct if they don't continue to reproduce quickly.
Too bad the Mama Dugger couldn't slut it up with a few red heads...
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Submitted by FatMartha on August 7, 2008 - 10:10am.
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No, I didn't know that! Quelle horreur!! All the more reason to love those ginges NOW. :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by oklahoma on August 7, 2008 - 10:01am.
LCT.. *makes fresh Sunday Roast Coffee*
Here, enjoy a cup of this. IT will surely help you stay awake.
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Oh God I need that. Just the smell of coffee beans would do me good. Alas, all I have is a Diet Pepsi and Corn Bran. At least I'll be regular. Poo baby times!
Submitted by Sheeps on August 7, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Vegemite sucks and is nearly inedible but, yes, Aussies consider it holy. The only thing I can think of that's similar is natto (Japanese fermented bean paste, which is grey-ish brown, gooey and stringy and tastes like underwear that's fallen in the lobby after a gym break).
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Maaaaarrrrmite!
I can't see no baby!
is vegamite like marmite? God I could live on marmite toast. love it.
and the smell will wake up lovecarrottop.
"getting out toaster."
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
AHH i think i used to have one of those pillows when i was a kid! Talk about flashback!
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I'm with you IG, Team Ginge! I love me some ginge babies.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Sightseeing?
Sunday Roast can't even open her damn eyes yet, wtf?
And if she could she would of ripped those bad boys out by now, there's only so much a little child can feast it's eye's on, she's not ready for a druggie and a Stepford wife just yet.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Holy shit Islandgirl... your avie is amazing.
You do know that ginges are going to be "extinct" within a few generations, yes? The ginge-gene is a recessive one and will likely be bred out of the human race within a few hundred years. Good thing we'll all be dead by then.
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Hi5.
Oh my GOOOOODDDD! That pillow picture almost made me pee myself!!
LCT.. *makes fresh Sunday Roast Coffee*
Here, enjoy a cup of this. IT will surely help you stay awake.
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Vegemite sucks and is nearly inedible but, yes, Aussies consider it holy. The only thing I can think of that's similar is natto (Japanese fermented bean paste, which is grey-ish brown, gooey and stringy and tastes like underwear that's fallen in the lobby after a gym break).
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There's no way an ice queen that vain and preening is going have a baby. She would never go off Botox for nine whole months, so the fetus would miscarry from botulinum toxicity. She's gonna need a rent-a-tot for the photo op (maybe she'll just borrow Naomi Watts') because Betsy Wetsy isn't going to fool anyone in close-up.
The fact that she had to mention that Sunday Roast is not a doll pretty much just solidified the fact that she is.
MOOORRNNNIIINNGGGG beehotches. I woke up mid-dream this morning and still can't keep my GD eyes open.
Noooooooo....don't release a photo! The world does NOT need to see another wrinkly squinty baby. We are done. Over it. Fin.
Wait until she's a little older and cuter, and capable of throwing the paps the finger. That would be interesting.
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IslandGirl.. haha! Also, Nicoles hair looks so.. uhm, un professionally styled, GROSS! What was she thinking. Surely Keith carries a cordless straight iron at all times she could use,for fucks sake!
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Please let this child turn out to be a flaming ginge. Because the world needs more ginger kids.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Nice to know that Nicole is only discreetly whoring her pillow around.
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Fuck you MK.. I almost lost it when I seen that pillow that looks like Nicole/Keith. LMAO! That is hilarious!! You are sooo funny!
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
She went on to say that they will be in Australia for the next four-weeks and she asked the media for "a little space so we can walk around Sydney and show the baby our town."
- Is this child going to take pictures? get up and walk around?
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