Thursday, August 7th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Kate Hudson On W Magazine
Did Kate Hudson even pose for this cover of W Magazine? It's like they just took any old photo of the slut's boring ass and then Photoshopped some paint on her face. This is some ThunderCats shit, and not in a hot way. Her ThunderCats name is either Lion-HO, Cheetawhora or Puma-tang.
And the $1,000 face cream needs to jump off a bridge. Everyone knows the best face cream is free and natural: Jizz! Kate should know that!
I like her eye makeup here. That's the way I do mine.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
MK:
there are rumors going around about a thundercats movie in 2010. maybe katie here will land the part as lion-o!
Anderson Cooper belongs to me and me only. all other bitches beware.
That looks like a straight up velvet painting. I think I saw some guy in Union Square doing similar versions for like $15 a pop.
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Submitted by stake_spike on August 7, 2008 - 5:00pm.
She's always looked like an elf to me.
Although in this pic I see the cat or antelope like features.
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Ha! Funny you should say that
This is a cover look for some reason. As soon as I saw it, I thought:I've seen this a lot over the past few years. What is with this antelope look they keep going for? It's ridic.
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Eek! I scared.
This cooze reminds me of j-whore. both untalented, both wanna-bes, both get on my nerves. and as for her resembling the thundercats? please MK don't insult my favorite cartoon characters like this they look way better.
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She's always looked like an elf to me.
Although in this pic I see the cat or antelope like features.
$1000!?!?! for face cream? These f-ckers have got some balls. Our country's crumbling and these assh0les are trying to get people to spend what little money they have. No wonder their mags aren't selling, people are probably tired of being told they need this or that to make themselves feel better. No, what you need to do is keep that money in your pcoket and save.
F-cking fashion people. I love fashion as much as the next girl but I'm getting really tired of all the crap these assh0les feed us. This season it's one thing next season it's something else. Enough! No wonder we keep getting ourselves deeper in the hole. Forget banning Mc Donald's, ban advertsing on luxury items for a while, maybe then people could get themselves out of this mess.
Smooth as a baby's behind.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
you had me at Cheetawhora!
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where's my sauce, bitch?
Her ThunderCat name! Bwahahaha! You crack me up Michael.
kate hudson my ass. the woman in the picture isn't even human.
Does this remind anyone else of Nadja Auermann's first Bazaar cover (equally criticized for overuse of the MAC bag)? It looks like a damn carbon copy to me, although without the benefits of Nadja Auermann's face (see below)
http://media.photobucket.com/image/nadja%20auermann/harobed216/Models/Na...
*EDIT- just read through the posts and realized I was so 5 minutes ago... will drink more coffee, promise.
Kate's another over hyped box office flopper.
why do they pay these b-listers to be photoshopped on their mag covers?
Just pay some graphic designer $50.00 to create a digital image.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 7, 2008 - 9:31am
Well said!
Also why was I getting free W magazines in my mailbox? Ick.
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I didn't realize Kate Hudson was in Blade Runner. You learn something new every day.
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She needs to return that look to Nadja Auermann circa 96 right the fuck now!
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bitch looks like a tranny. a FLAWLESS tranny, but a trans nonetheless.
She look fierce.
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Feel the magic, hear the roar, Thundertwat is loose!
I certainly hope they gave the late Kevyn Aucoin credit, since this photograph is a direct rip off of a photograph of Nadja Auermann from his book "Making Faces."
http://cgi.ebay.de/HARPERS-BAZAAR-Nadja-Auermann-Marisa-Tomei-Kate-Moss_...
Nadja does it better.
I vote for Puma-tang.
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Average talent, average face, and a sloppy appearance. I don't get this skank and all the hype that gets heaped onto her.
sorry, looks like Kate Moss. That ain't no prize either.
brownhanky - I am a computer geek, what do you imply, dear?
What is that??? Frightening. Is this what happens after you date athletic guy???
Why don't they just stop using models altogether and just let the computer geeks create hot chicks?
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Maybe if she had eyebrows she wouldnt look so weird.
And maybe if those eyebrows went from her hairline to her chin...
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Kate Hudson WISHES she looked like that -- not that THAT looks good, but she wishes she weren't wrinkled and acned up like she is in real life. She also wishes she had boobs, acting talent, and an ounce of dignity.
Hollywood nepotism at its finest -- if she were Janice McClusky's daughter from Hoboken New York she'd be asking truckers "what'll it be, hun?" on the late shift at an obscure diner.
It wouldn't be annoying if she were just a cool person -- but she seems like such an entitled, condescending and self-righteous twit.
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Ick. That is one HIDEOUS cover. What the hell happened to W?
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She kinda looks like some sort of alien creature with the big forehead, little chin and mouth... the makeup doesn't do her any favors.
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W magazine has been putting out the scariest covers of stars in Kabuki makeup. Remember the Gwyneth Paltrow cover? I think someone is getting their revenge. Don't piss off a makeup artist. They know exactly what to do to make you look like a scary tranny.
DeeDee on August 7, 2008 - 11:12am.
She looks like Kate Moss. Is that a good thing?
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Oh... oh shit! I saw "Hudson" and read "Moss." Doesn't help that she DOES look like KM. Disregard my first comment.
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She pretty much looks like a character from an anime cartoon. Nice try whore.
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All I heard was "Thundercats" that shiot was the best. She-Ra princess of power was 2nd. and Smurfs were third! Transformers were cool too but I'd never admit to watching boy stuff!!!!
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
I hate this stupid skank, shes the female version of MM and hes a fucking tool! Its no wonder they make all of those stupid shitty braindead movies together... no one else can stand working with them.
She looks like hammered shit.
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MargeAggedon on August 7, 2008 - 8:08am.
Photoshop??!!?? I thought it was a fucking kabuki mask!!
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DeeDee on August 7, 2008 - 11:12am.
She looks like Kate Moss. Is that a good thing?
- THANK YOU!
I couldn't remember her name as i thought that's who it was.
I'm sure Kate Hudson would think it was good thing, they're both named Kate after all.
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I find her incredibly bland and boring. Next!
missy, no magazine is focused on fashion anymore...it is all about the celebs now....sad.
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She looks like Kate Moss. Is that a good thing?
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I fucking hate W. I used to subscribe until they started featuring celebrities in every fucking issue. It used to be a truly fasion focused mag, but not anymore.
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joan rivers will be so jelly of kates big head when she sees this new look!
Shes so doing the melissa right now
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Photoshop??!!?? I thought it was a fucking kabuki mask!!
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I can't stand Kate Hudson...so if I stare long enough at this pic, I can pretend it isn't even her...which isn't difficult.
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