Thursday, August 7th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Kate Hudson On W Magazine
Did Kate Hudson even pose for this cover of W Magazine? It's like they just took any old photo of the slut's boring ass and then Photoshopped some paint on her face. This is some ThunderCats shit, and not in a hot way. Her ThunderCats name is either Lion-HO, Cheetawhora or Puma-tang.
And the $1,000 face cream needs to jump off a bridge. Everyone knows the best face cream is free and natural: Jizz! Kate should know that!
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that is a scary pic- yuck.
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
run away, run away.......
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Ahhahaha... Puma-tang.
Kate hudson with Jlo's Make up Circa Louis Vuitton Ads.....Meh.....
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
I want to know who in their right mind would pay $1000 for skin cream. Does it contain yak placenta or something? Give me a tube of $2.99 Mango Butter from Walgreen's and I'm good to go.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Why not construct a plastic mask and skip the pretenses of a live photo shoot?
I am angry by what she is wearing. I don't like that zipper front,and I can barely even see it. lol! It is giving me hives..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Eva Herzigova's face + Kate's eyes + vats of spackle + Industrial Light & Magic = W Magazine cover
'Heaux Confessionals'
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What fresh hell?
"You thought she was just the girl next door"??
No, actually, I thought she was the resident crack whore.
Gotta go with kdracofan on this one, though... thanks to the wonders of PS she looks quite lovely.
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Hi5.
They did a great job hiding her Dumbo ears.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
She looks...ok? But more importantly WHY is she on the cover? does she have a monie coming out?
I hear if you stare at this picture long enough, one of your balls will disintegrate.
Now I understand why Lance packed his shit and rolled.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Photoshop? She's just using Christina Aguilera's make-up artist.
I LOVE THUNDERCATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(PS: I don't think she looks terrible)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!