Thursday, August 7th 2008

Yeah, Sure, Whatever

Sienna Miller's friends say that her bulldozer of a vagina did not wreck Balthazar Getty's home. Yes, we've heard this all before. They said she would have never started dating him if he was still with his wife, Rosetta.

When they first met, Balthazar had already split with Rosetta and he was sleeping on friends' couches. Her friends told Page Six that the two dirty sluts are living together in Los Angeles and everyone knows about them. His family knows. Her family knows. There aren't any secrets. Balthazar is only talking to his wife because he wants to see his kids.

One of her friends said, "It's just annoying that all this misinformation is out there. He should've announced his separation a lot earlier than he did - she was always told he was separated. There's no way she would ever get involved with another married man after Jude Law."

The Sun claims Sienna and Balthazar are shacking up at the Chateau Marmont, only a couple of miles from Rosetta and the children. Some nosy ho spotted Sienna screaming on the phone to someone about Balthazar. Nosy ho said, “She looked ragged. Her hair was a mess and she was chain-smoking. She was arguing on the phone, talking about her and Balthazar being caught together in Italy.”

Ragged? Messy hair? Chain-smoking? Was it cackling? Could've been a Trollsen.

And I wish Sienna would just stop with all the bullshit claims that she didn't know anything! She needs to shout from the hills, "I'm a slut. I can't help it. I go where my vagina takes me!"

Here's Sienna and her smilin' snatch walking the streets of Beverly Hills.



DARXYDE 666's picture

Balthazar, what kinda names is that??? sounds like something from some Disney Jungle cartoon, or maybe like some sled dog team lead dog or some shit
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doesn't take long to waste a whole lotta time

Aunt Bea's picture

Wow. Maybe men see things we women don't, but I wouldn't leave a grilled cheese sandwich for this bitch. She's not attractive, she has STD written all over her, and to me, she looks alittle smelly.

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Submitted by Oooh La La on August 7, 2008 - 2:28pm.
She's got the stuff that drives all us guys craaaazy!

A pulse?

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Mel-Tang's picture

Sorry, that word was meant for both of these horz.

Sluttyenna AND Bitchazaar. They are both equally at fault.

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SashaBug's picture

Once a whore...always a cunt...opps...whore....

Sienna....you've been used more than Paris "Wonky McValtrex" Hilton. You need to keep your legs shut.

WHORE...CUNT...SLUT...WHORE....WHORE...WHORE....WHORE...
HOMEWRECKER...WHORE...SLUT...HOMEWRECDKER...WHORE...DI
I mention she's a SLUT?

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Manimal5's picture

I didn't recognize her with clothes on, I'm sure Balledbizarre would rather live with her in a nudist colony.

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Dea's picture

btw, love her body

**whatever**

Dea's picture

why does everyone hate her so much, when HE is the one with a family??? gee...

**whatever**

magdalene's picture

the sight of this heinous slag's face makes me long for the days when whores were branded with an A... or stoned... or whatever it was that the angry villagers with torches did to them.

there's no way she'd be with a c-list television actor if he weren't a Getty. the relationship will last only until her partner-in-whore asks her to sign a pre-nup.

and it can't be coincidence that the 'Nottingham' movie was delayed after this story broke. green leaves my ass... if they can CGI her rancid hairless naughty bits, they could have made the forest green. when the movie gets made, it'll be with a different Maid Marion.

on the bright side, when they open a homewrecking hall of fame she'll get her own wing.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 7, 2008 - 12:18pm.

fuckingslutwhorecuntbitchhomewrecker.

I thought this thread was about Sienna not Angie?

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Miss Malevolent's picture

Hmm, what part of, he's still married does this slut not get?

Who cares if he's "seperated". He's still married. Can't the woman keep on her panties until the divorce?

Wow...women are acting so cheap now...it's really pathetic.

monaADDDADA's picture

She is a low classy broad for sure...and pretty soon she'll have nothing given she's boozing away all of her good looks.

Submitted by skeptical at best on August 7, 2008 - 2:23pm.
when are women going to learn? there's a long way b/w separated and divorced

my brother-in-law would tell girls that he was separated from his wife. it made for an awkward conversation with his wife when he had to tell her he got is mistress pregnant. I guess they should have had the “separated” conversation first.

She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Oooh La La's picture

She's got the stuff that drives all us guys craaaazy! I'd hit it...two times!

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Devore's picture

its always the other woman at fault, right?

"THEY are STEALING married men away from their families."

The reality is HE is the one obligated to uphold hia marriage vows.
She isnt the one cheating, HE is.

Did Miller remove his man parts and carry it off in her purse for her personal use?

women sleep with married men for the same reason married women stick around with their unfaithful, abusive husbands:

No self esteem = any piece of a man will do.

Mel-Tang's picture

fuckingslutwhorecuntbitchhomewrecker.

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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU

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No offense to him, but Sienna's face and jaw in the main pic remind me of Patrick Swayze.

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Dear Slutty Hwore Miller,

Shauna Sands has recently released her hot stud back into the wild.
Since he is used to low caliber, low rent slags, EHarmony has matched you with him today.
He enjoys blonds, self delusion and Lucite Heels.

Thanks,

The EHarmony Team

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RJII's picture

If some married guy wants lay down with this mess of a boy, his wife is probably better off. Esp. in court.
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kdracofan's picture

Right and I believe in Santa

when are women going to learn? there's a long way b/w separated and divorced. and why would you want to go out with someone who is still married, regardless of status. remember the days when everyone was on sienna's side when jude cheated on her? how does one squander all of that good will?

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

When a couple is separated, they are just that and only that, separated. It doesn't mean that their marriage is over yet. That's why, I believe you shouldn't mess around during a separation because the circumstances can change.

Again, Getty and his wife are still married so Sienna was messing around with a married man. Just like she did with Jude Law.

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Submitted by Emma G on August 7, 2008 - 12:40pm.

"ps their IVF twins are ugly, yes, IVF. Twins. Ugly."

I think I have a new hero!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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Submitted by Emma G on August 7, 2008 - 1:40pm.

ps their IVF twins are ugly, yes, IVF. Twins. Ugly.
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Are they really? Are we talking "They're... unique." ugly or "Did you birth fucking bridge gnomes?" ugly?

missy's picture

me too psl.. I thought the same thing. Pats on the back for us for loving our own body types!! ♥

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xxyxz's picture

Missy
What's up woman?

parissucksliterally's picture

missy, maybe because I have a figure like hers? lol
I have more muscle than she does, but I am slim and small boobied.....small boobies CAN be pretty you know....for me, it is all about the nipple, as what makes boobs pretty....

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

she ugly on the inside.

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missy's picture

psl - i like her figure too.. i think we have similar tastes in that way.. ive noticed it before :)
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parissucksliterally's picture

I think she is very pretty, and I also think she has a great body- slim, and so what, she has little boobies? At least she is not stuffed with silicone.....

that being said, she is a fucking whore...

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

"The photos of Sienna and Balthazar on the boat in Italy? His mother and her mother were the ones sitting next to them"

Huh, I guess the rich ARE different from you and me...

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Emma G's picture

BRANGELOONIES - You fuckers are EVERYWHERE!! Brad Pitt cheated on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie, I'm sorry, but it's TRUE, deal with it! What they did is no less offensive and whorey (tm) because Brad and Jen didn't have kids, they're all whores equally and I will fight for the right of all whores to be viewed as such.

ps their IVF twins are ugly, yes, IVF. Twins. Ugly.

pps mum if I go missing, tell the cops the Brangeloonies did it.

RJII's picture

she's become famous for tabloid shit. her movies tank at box office. she's looks euro dirty and has a boy body. why do we care anymore?

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Mr. Mercury's picture

Who is this non-person anyway? She has that "I'm so superior" look plastered all over her face, complete with the prerequisite cell phone/fetish object glued to her head. You just know she's listening to the time/temperature robot in a vain attempt to look important.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

missy's picture

I can not IMAGINE having my marital problems played out in the press.

No matter what is going on, I feel for Rosetta and the kids.

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Clarisse
"The photos of Sienna and Balthazar on the boat in Italy? His mother and her mother were the ones sitting next to them"

Your kidding right??

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Submitted by jayned on August 7, 2008 - 11:04am.

My sentiments EXACTLY.

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lizardo911's picture

Is she pregnant with twins? She looks like she is sporting a little pooch there. Also, am I seeing things or does she have a mustache sprouting? Man alive! She is not a pretty sight at all.


he was out there hoing around and if it wasnt with her it would have been someone else.

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That's a good excuse for screwing a married man..."if it wasn't me it'd just be someone else".

At least if she had made a different choice, the "someone else" would be taking the heat.

Tigerlilly's picture

I really can't be bothered to care about this "love triangle", but two words for Sienna: bitch please.
If all that shit were true, she would have claimed this shit from the get-go. I'll semi-believe it if Rosetta confirms, but seems to me Sienna just realized (finally) how damaging this whole boring affair is to her whole boring career and played the 'separated' card. Whatevs.

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Suki's picture

Alright, alright the belt IS cute....
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madam s.'s picture

She looks more like a Hippie Communal Tentwrecker than a proper Homewrecker.

Clarisse's picture

"The photos of Sienna and Balthazar on the boat in Italy? His mother and her mother were the ones sitting next to them"

Fabulous! Topless sitting next to mom and Balty's mom. Pure T-Class!

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xxyxz's picture

wow... When your that big of a whore... Why even try to hide it?

Own it bitch!

Salem13's picture

"There's no way she would ever get involved with another married man after Jude Law"

HA I KNEW Jude cheated on Sadie with Sienna so thats the SECOND marriage she ruined.

CindyC's picture

I love her jeans, belt & sandals too. I think it looks cool

Albino Squirrel's picture

I go where my vagina takes me should be a national ho motto. I like it. Good one MK.

Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

In this picture her face looks like she has just had it burried up in some hairy ass. All noshing on some butt hole like shes a puppy going after some kibbles and bits and shit.

Shes so fucking borring! Tired of looking at plain jain slut! This is about as interesting as that time some teacher busted in on the band nerds fucking in the closet next to the tubas.

Aint no body give a fuck cause it was nerds doing it i dont see what is so earth shaking over ragedy anne and andy bumping cloth nooonies!

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AS IF! If that were the case Balthy would have publicly stated he was separated before he went out and started fucking around. It's just because the slimy bastard got CAUGHT that he's trying to pull this shit.

Honestly, if he and his wife were already separated she wouldn't have felt the need to GTFO of the country and away from it as it was happening.

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