Thursday, August 7th 2008
I Have A Chance!
TMZ reports that the Empress of Lucite is officially without her emperor. Her divorce from that Romain Chavent dude was made final on Monday. REJOICE! My peen lips are singing Hallelujah!!
Being a gayelle is a major trend in Hollywood right now. That's why I may have a chance with the most gorgeous creature in all the land. We'll be like the new SamRo and HoHan with triple the elegance! I would even lick Shauna Sand's precious pearl. I'm sure it tastes like fresh strawberries dipped in French champagne, and my tongue would turn into a diamond on contact.
I adore her so much that I would do sexy times with her exquisite lucite heels. WELL! Her exquisite lucite heels are iconic! It would be my doody (typo and it stays).
She's moved on to Lorenzo Llamas Jr...
Does he have to go back to France now, or did he get the right papers (by being married to an American) to stay awhile? A green card had to be part of this arrangement.
And Anne, the deep v-neck shirt has lately become known as the d-neck. "D" as in douchebag, don't you know...
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Every time I see a man wear the deep v-neck tee from American Apparel I want to vomit.
romain is way too hot for the queen of lucite...and why did they divorce? would it have something to do with fighting over space in the mirror?
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MK can have Shauna, I call dibs on her hot ex. I'd even wear lucite for him
Ok WTF happened to her? She used to be pretty when she was married to Lorenzo Lamas!
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Damn. He's pretty!
I will NEVER understand why he married her. she must have a fucking amazing personality or she's secretly rich or something
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Isn't Romain more MK's type?
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Why would she ever leave someone that hot?
Looks like Shauna ran into and got smeared by Donatella Versace. seriously. separated at birth. orange, gold, bronze, and fug.
Maybe it's just me but he looks alot like her ex Lorenzo Lamas. I guess Shauna definitely has a type.
I had no idea that she was even married. But then I'm no where the SS fan that MK is. When it comes to Z list celebs I'm more of a Phoebe Price kinda gal.
Wow, he's stunning! WTF was he doing with that messy hag?
Maybe he has a lucite allergy and she just wouldn't get off those heels for him.
I'd take him, but I'd have to keep him shackled somewhere so he would stay put.
Wow he is pretty....
Renegade clone
she must hate that her husband
was far prettier than her.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
"That guy screams douche so loud my ears are ringing. I would do him once though just to make sure my douchedar is working correctly"
I'm right there with ya!
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Heck, I didn't even know she was married.
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That guy screams douche so loud my ears are ringing. I would do him once though just to make sure my douchedar is working correctly.
Homeboy looks like he should be on the cover of a bad bodice-ripping romance novel.
Either way, I'd hit it.
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Dude looks like a chippendale's dancer. His hair is pretty (on a girl) and he would look much better with a shaved head.
Ha! It almost looks like he's pushing her out of the way for more "me time" in front of the camera! It wouldn't surprise me. He's hot, but you can tell he's an uber-douche. (And yes, damaged goods since he hit that melted plastic tranny mess!)
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That dude is fucking gorgeous! What products does he use on his hair?
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
I just want to sit in his lap and run my fingers through his silky hair.
Salem13 on August 7, 2008 - 12:52pm
So true, so true.
I hate to say it but I think that guy is pretty cute. I don't know what the hell he would be doing with her.
After his dick fell off from touching her petri dish choch she prolly encased it in a pair of her most precious lucite heels.
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
jesus with all that bronzer......can you imagine what their sheets look like? shit stained sheets. nothing says 'i am a douche' like shit stained sheets. good god.
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
What do ya wanna bet he takes FOREVER to get ready to go out. All those pretty boys do. I had a friend of mine that was a hottie (metro-sexual) and that SOB would keep me waiting at the bar by myself because he has to look PERFECT!! Just a buddy and not a boyfriend so he could get away with it but I always gave him the ration of shit when he finally showed up. Drove me fucking bonkers everytime! I started showing up 30-40 minutes later than scheduled and we arrived almost at the same time.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
hahaha, madam s, not my type either...
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Too pretty and since he stuck it in that trollop, used fucking goods!
Um, he's hot. WAYYYY hotter than Lorenzo has ever been.
That guy looks like a bigger tool than an Indiana claw hammer.
Romain Chavent
Sounds like a fancy salad.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
She looks like those chicks in porn movies who just sits there and moans and groans about how good it is and just sticks the dick in and out of their throats without actully sucking or licking it like a dead fish. Same thing with guys they just stick their fingers in and out like thats supposed to do anything. Pretty people are bad in bed. Us "ugly people" actully work hard at sex and make it GREAT!
Aw Fuck ME! He's hot!!! Too bad about where his cawk has been....
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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
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"I would do sexy times with her exquisite lucite heels"
And then you too would end up with a rap sheet like the creepy hammer dude.
My God, he's perfect. I need a panty change and I might change my avie.
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Dick happens! - MK
Hubba hubba, what a hottie!! But, yup he is tarnished goods after he stuck it to her!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
It must have been awful for her, knowing every day that her man is a million times prettier than her.
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How can you guys confuse him with Lorenzo? LL hasn't looked this hot since 1994.
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fuck me he's hot. Although I have a feeling he straightens his hair and parades around in her skank heels and dresses when shes not home.
He has really pretty hair! *brushes it*
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Looks like he has to wear two crucifixes to protect him from her skankiness!
(I thought he was Lorenzo too)
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 7, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Uh, anyone else think that was Lorenzo or his son?
Yeah, I was just gonna say how weird it is that she married a Lorenzo clone.
he's hot, but after sticking his dick in Shauna, he is forever ruined...
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
What about Romain Chavent, M.K.? Oh look, he's a Christian ...
Uh, anyone else think that was Lorenzo or his son?
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
A slut like her should never be married!
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