Joss Stone Ruined A Baptism!
Joss "fucks for tracks" Stone pissed off her entire family when she showed up 30-minutes late to the baptism of her half-brother's one-year-old son. They were waiting for her ass, because she was supposed to be the godmother.
She angered her family even more when she refused to read the church order of service and called them "old biddies" when they called her out on it. She's so proper. I probably would have called them "a bunch of memaw cunts."
Things turned violent when her half-brother, Daniel, started getting on her case. A witness to this amazing event said, "She was absolutely furious and they had a full-blown argument. They were screaming at each other and the next thing, Joss headbutted him. Other family members ran over to break it up and she stormed off. It turned from a nice family affair into a brawl between Joss and her brother. No one could believe it."
Headbutted him?! Bitch is no joke. It was sort of smart of her to headbutt him. She didn't want to ruin her nails. A swift kick to the corn nuts would've been better, but to each his own.
There's really nothing like a good old-fashioned family brawl. I wish my baptism was like this. The most exciting thing that happened at my baptism was when I pissed myself during the mass. And no, my baptism was not last week! I know what you were thinking! I take pills for that now.
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This just means problems have been brewing between them for a while and they're both just acting out.
When in doubt for a family event or ceremony, leave the 'question marks' on the sidelines.
Fuck that 'blood is thicker than water' BS!
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Hey what's the deal with the "fucks for tracks" statement?? Just curious.
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Goodness, It's really sad what fame does to people. Why anyone thinks any of us here who makes fun of celebrities for bad behavior are deoing it because we're Jealous and just want to be them is puzzling to me!!! I don't want to be someone w3ho mistreats others! I believe firmly in the "do one to Others" Golden rule!
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i think i love this woman. maybe we could be gayelles together?
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
Joss Kardashian? she looks like that giant lard ass mutts twin man!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I headbutt my relatives all the time. I used to smash beer bottles over their heads but that got too messy.
Yawwwwn. We already know shes good at giving a little head and a bit of butt.
Imagine what she'd do at a bris.
Tacky little bitch. Who the hell does she think she is? Take your issues elsewhere, you dumbass.
TheBreakdown is right; no one can fuck you over like family.
unbelievable!
what a bitch....
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Am I the only one that's upset over the fact that Joss is going to play one of Henry's wives in the upcoming season of "The Tudors?"
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
What a fucking bitch, but that's Joss Stone for you. You yanks can fucking keep her!
The headbutting is how you know the baptism is over.
She HEADBUTTED him? Good LORD... I'm from Texas and I have never done anything that absolutely redneck...LMMFAO..homegirl does NOT play!
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Nobody can fuck ya over better than family.
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