Thursday, August 7th 2008

It's Just A Nipple!

It's always strange to me when I have to black out a nipple on my main picture. I know I have to do it, because most bosses would frown upon seeing a breast hanging out of a chick's shirt.

I hardly black nips out on thumbnails (e-mail me if that's ever a problem), because you can't really see anything unless you pull a Renee Zellweger. It's not like Lily Allen's nipple is fucking a raw asshole on a burning cross. I mean, they're just nipples! Most of us have them. Although, mine have been looking a bit wonky lately. A bit chewed up and spit out. Literally. They need a good ice soak. But that's not the point! Nipples are harmless. Talk to your boss about that and tell me what he says.

And here's some pictures of Lily's breast with an exposed nipple on it. The thing was popping out all day. That's what happens when you don't wear a bra. She also cleaned up her pepaw's front yard earlier in the day. Yes, it's a slow gossip day.......

Posted by: Michael K


Poison Candy Apple's picture

Lily and her nipples, lmfao. I wish mine looked that good, damnit.
She's helping her Pepaw clean up cause her Nana died recently. :*(

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chefcammi's picture

..and what a nice nipple it is!
i like L.A...she's aiight in my book :)

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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

fashion disaster's picture

...and a lovely nipple it is....

Khensu Hetep's picture

Her boobs are fine. I, however, got the short end of the stick. I have big boobs, but they're spaced too far apart and sag a bit. I don't even think I'd let my husband see them.

And how the fuck did she lose all that weight? Lucky.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

z-listed's picture

She has pretty breasts! If mine looked that good, I'd show them off too.

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Mickey Anonymouse's picture

I like her breasts. They're very nice. :)

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

EffUnDaA's picture

The only thing less appealing than big saggy tits are small saggy tits. Put a fuggin bra on heffa!

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angel_i's picture

Who knew?

Good looking nipples really bring out the warmth in you people!

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Who knew ho had some nice jugs? You go girl!

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What adorable nips she is sporting........much nicer than Xtina's saucer aereolas!!!!!!

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 7, 2008 - 5:40pm.
MK, I spoke to my boss and his exact words were "tell that mofo we need to see more nipples around this bitch" (and then he looked meaningfully at my chest)

I love my job
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Bwahahaha! Sounds like a really cool boss.

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MK, I spoke to my boss and his exact words were "tell that mofo we need to see more nipples around this bitch" (and then he looked meaningfully at my chest)

I love my job

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the black box is better served if it covers the whole face...
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 7, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 7, 2008 - 3:35pm.

*burns bra*

*pulls the girls out*

In Honor of LCT's Boob Out Day.. I like this, Must happen everyday..

You guys definitely have my vote!

I don't know why a boss would get upset about this.

They MIGHT get upset over guys showing their stuff on "Naked Nutsack Fridays".

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TheBreakdown's picture

Nice nipplage, Lily

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Gry's picture

At first blush, I'd say she's swimming in dignity and class.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 7, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Grrr...I hate that shit. Wanna go up there me and you and choke a beesh?
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YES PLEASE. One egotistical brat to begin with.

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Submitted by Clarisse on August 7, 2008 - 4:45pm.

LCT!
I finally got into the forum and wish i hadn't! Skurry place that!!!

I read that little dust up w/ME. Weird!
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LCT!
I finally got into the forum and wish i hadn't! Skurry place that!!!

I read that little dust up w/ME. Weird!

DeeDee / PSL,
ITA! The shoes then the bra!

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Lindalou's picture

oh my, that is a very attractive nipple.

parissucksliterally's picture

I'm with you DeeDee! You reach a point during the day when you just have to take it off!
If I am at work, and Daddy isn't coming home, a lot of times I will take mine off, if I am wearing something it won't be obvious.....my boobies are little, so I can get away with it a lot...

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Be careful about candybars in the cooter, that's just asking for a yeast infection!

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Submitted by missy on August 7, 2008 - 3:38pm.

LCT re. the forum, another dlister told me the same thing... sounds like a bunch of dumb boring bullshit to me if thats the case. Ive never gone.
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It's like the fucking apocalypse in there. Everyone rips you apart for no reason, and now I'm being accused of being an 'alt' by our good friend ME.

DeeDee's picture

The first thing that comes off when I come home is my bra. But I'm not going braless and attempt to do yard work.

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WTF? Who wears a shirt with a wide neck and no bra? At least her boobs are decent. And thank God she doesn't have that fucking pink hair anymore!

visit my blog if you are bored:

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Submitted by aphrodite on August 7, 2008 - 12:37pm.

dang, i wish i could pull off the no-bra look. lily sure can!

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I wish I could to. I've always been a D cup and very unfirm. It sucks. The first thing I do after getting out of bed is put a bra on. I would love to have nice perky little titties.

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

missy's picture

BRADI, french teens make the best MS pages...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...

like this one

and check out this german models page.. GOD she is sexy!!!

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TOPANGA's picture

That's a whole breast MK! Still not much of anything but it's a breast. Hey, if you got em flaunt em!

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Submitted by oklahoma on August 7, 2008 - 3:35pm.

*burns bra*

*pulls the girls out*

In Honor of LCT's Boob Out Day.. I like this, Must happen everyday.. Maybe this is 'get a raise at your job day'
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Or 'Get Fondled By A Hot Stranger Day'. I'd be ok with that. I am seriously tempted to whip them out. Seriously.

girl_cheese's picture

Don't kid yourself. That's no accident. She's an attention whore's attention whore.

Damn. I've seen enough Hollywood crotch and tits to have gone blind by now. Oh brudda but I'd rather see a boob any day over some shaved, flappy, beaver upskirt shot.

That's not even a nipple slip.. thats a BOOB slip. I mean really, if you're going to be bending down like that, wear a bra (or not since I like looking at them!)

Looks like both of her boobies escaped. That's how you know you need to NOT wear that shirt in public. If one boob slips, its probably an accident. If both boobs slip.. it's the damn shirt!

Silly Lilly!

kdracofan's picture

"Talk to your boss about that and tell me what he says"
Yes I will bring this topic in tomorrow' staff meeting. Thank you MK for the idea.
LOL

silvarga's picture

Did MK write this post? It doesn't read like it's him...

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missy on August 7, 2008 - 3:44pm

hahahahahahahahha...

I'm slap happy now.

Have you found any good profiles?

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 7, 2008 - 3:36pm.
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Don't be a tease - pull 'em out! Well pretend they "accidentally" fell out.

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Submitted by Salem13 on August 7, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Your Mom Ate:
When a celebrity wears a bra, her ego cannot breathe well.
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If thats the case then why is my face not black and blue from being hit with balls and being dick slapped?

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Meat on the face is supposed to lessen the swelling.

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missy's picture

BB im bored as shit too. Ive been trolling around myspace profiles. KILL ME NOW!!
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oklahoma on August 7, 2008 - 3:38pm

Snicker's satisfies, so that was one lucky ho.

GWAD!!! anyone else bored?
I signed up at CNN for the Anderson360 stuff.
Did you guys know he was an intern for the CIA?

"wikipedia, when boredom goes into a coma"

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Your Mom Ate:
When a celebrity wears a bra, her ego cannot breathe well.
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If thats the case then why is my face not black and blue from being hit with balls and being dick slapped?

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Submitted by oklahoma on August 7, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 7, 2008 - 3:37pm.
What is the Forum?

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Where you take your hand and Forum a grip on my ass cheek.. lol

ha ha h I read your coments you silly person i like your shit!

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 7, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Can someone please tell me what the fuck is going on with the forum these days? There are a few select assholes in there thinking they run the show and vomit poison all over anyone that isn't in their 'clique'.

Or has it always been like that?
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Isn't that a complaint we often hear here?
heehee

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Submitted by oklahoma on August 7, 2008 - 2:38pm.
*giggles* YourMomTaco said Boobies *snickers some more*

Speaking of snickers.. Did you guys read any of that 100 scandal list where McJagger ate a candy bar out of that girl's cooch. Good desert times. *makes note as to what my weekend calls for*

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 7, 2008 - 3:37pm.
What is the Forum?

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Where you take your hand and Forum a grip on my ass cheek.. lol

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*hoists boobs off knees, points nips due north*

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Submitted by aphrodite on August 7, 2008 - 12:37pm.

dang, i wish i could pull off the no-bra look. lily sure can!
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NOT in a white t-shirt! I am small, and can go braless, but not in a shirt like that! No one should.

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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"

oklahoma's picture

*giggles* YourMomTaco said Boobies *snickers some more*

Speaking of snickers.. Did you guys read any of that 100 scandal list where McJagger ate a candy bar out of that girl's cooch. Good desert times. *makes note as to what my weekend calls for*

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;