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It's that time again. Time for me to comment on Katie Holmes' jeans and time for you to shout at your computer "JUST FUCKING STOP!" I'm not the only one who gives an eff, though! Reader sluts send me updates on how Katie is wearing her jeans today. Her jeans are becoming more famous than she is. They totally have their own MySpace page, I know it.
It looks like Katie decided to stop making the "tight-rolled" thing happen. But she's still wearing the same tired Bugle Boy jeans! Katie's stylist, Jeanne Yang, confirmed to UsWeekly that she IS wearing Tommy Girl's Prps jeans. Those fugly jeans belong to Tommy?! Lie-telling! How is this fucking possible? They don't look like they came from the big boy's department. If they were Tommy's jeans, she wouldn't have to roll them. Fuck, they would look like shorts on her.
Oh Tommy Girl, I know you want the world to think you're a big kid now. That's sweet.
Here's Stepford Katie going to rehearsal today. And those sneakers look like they came directly from the Scientology gift shop. They're so culty-looking.
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Okie, yeah, that would kinda creep me out if my man wanted to suck on my leaky milk nipples--I'm not really into Oedipus complexes.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
She almost looks as if she's floating w/ those shoes on.
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
@YourMOm.. OMG that was hilarious..
Well I was wondering about that, and it totally creeped me out. Just all of that does..
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
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Expect us. for great justice.
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She seems to be the chameleon type. When she wanted to be friends with Victoria she was all high fashion and cut her hair short. That's probably how she and Tom got together, she just fulfilled everything she wanted. And yet the rest of us were baffled because how do you go from the normalcy thar is Chris Klein to the bizzare quality of Tom--she just shows what people want to see. Who knows who the realy Joey Potter is.
~*Head Bitch*~
Missy, thank you!!! *kisses your cheeks* OH but which ones?? muah!
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by oklahoma on August 7, 2008 - 3:14pm.
And do sometimes the women mistake the daddy suck for the baby suck?
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This question made me picture a mother falling asleep breastfeeding her baby and the father gingerly removing the baby and taking its place on the nipple bandwagon...and then she wakes up and screams!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
PSL, yeah, like back bruises, and thigh bruises.. OUCH.. Poor thing! : ( I'm sad now! I bet that's why she has Suri on the bottle still, to cover up that she's the one using it..She prob sits there and sucks on it, crying after getting beat by a lil guy thinking "damn this sucks"
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I don't like what she has done with herself. She used to be a beautiful woman, now she looks frumpy and dumpy. I don't think Tommy has had a very good effect on her at all.
Hey K. mix in a meal or you and Posh can have a contest on whoes head will wobble off first.
Of course, looking at Tom all day would kill my want for food too....
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okie, I don;t know about the sunglasses, because she probably takes them off inside for rehearsals, but long sleeves and jeans in NYC in the summer? It is so fucking hot and humid there- she's covering up something for sure! I think he beats her in areas that can be covered by clothing....someone would sell the story if she had black eyes....
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
Submitted by Stoney on August 7, 2008 - 3:17pm.
and thats why we love her :) ♥♥
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i think tomtom has morphed Katie into his own personal clone. She looks redonk in those jeans !
okie, you have one twisted fucking mind!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Does she have the same hips measurement has tommygirl and her feet look huge and wide
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
You guys are right about her getting beat. Sunglass to cover black eyes..
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Hey. Me & LCT were talking, like when women have babies, and then breast feed, do men get milk out of the tit too when they suckle it? And do sometimes the women mistake the daddy suck for the baby suck?
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Mike, I thought only dogs suffered from that ailment? :O
Zomay, excellent movie line-up and you know TG makes Katiebot watch TopGun over and over and over and over and over and over: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6W7iQEbxuI
The shoes. Ack. The shoes. Creepy is right! Remember the hail-bopp comet cult? Heaven's Gate suicides with matching sneakers. *shiver*
Submitted by Stoney on August 7, 2008 - 4:10pm.
*pretends to care*
Is she trying to imply they have sex or something? That they even sleep in the same room and share a closet? Because I'm not buying it.
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RIght,
Katie: "oh this*tugs shirt*, I just grabbed it off the floor this morning, I mean, me and Tom fucked all night, and I woke up late, So I must have just grabbed his jeans, oh I guess I grabbed his shirt too, Damn it, Looks like I'm wearing his boxers, Well we were fucking a lot, I mean A LOT" *looks all serious, but holds back laughter*
Rolled or unrolled, those jeans are still a Glamour "don't", maybe even an "oh God, please don't".
Does anyone else remember Victoria Beckham wearing men's jeans first? I think she wore them to Disney World or something like that. I distinctly remember her wearing them with a(men's) brown belt also.
*pretends to care*
Is she trying to imply they have sex or something? That they even sleep in the same room and share a closet? Because I'm not buying it.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 7, 2008 - 4:06pm.
hi, PSL!
OT: the only thing that keeps her in the spotlight anymore are her jeans... sad
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
Her barn door is open.
Hey ESE!
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
Dramaqueen hello nice lady. xoxo
I get really creeped out when I think about their home life. A mix of 'sleeping with the enemy' and 'Enough' mixed with 'Gaslight'.
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She's so boring. Where's Amy Crackwhore Wino been hiding herself? We haven't heard from her in a few days. Maybe she coughed up a lung or something.
wow, a scientologist staggering around looking like she's about to collapse from Malnutrition and sleep deprivation... shocking
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
Of course those jeans belong to Tommy Girl...one look at those worn out knees tells you all you need to know. Public bathroom floors are rough on fabric. Just sayin.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
they just took her picture on this same block, how fucking lame IS the paparazzi? she ain't doing shit!
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where's my sauce, bitch?
judging by katie's hairdo and her latest fashion sense i am starting to believe tommy girl is totally and completely gay.
Submitted by . on August 7, 2008 - 3:54pm.
What's with the way she's walking in the main photo?
Hip dysplasia?
What's with the way she's walking in the main photo? My best friend from HS walked like that but she was born with a club foot and she couldn't help it. -The button fly jeans weird me out. Is TG trying to turn Katie into a dude for frick sake?
since none of us care about another Katie post, this is more bad news:
If you thought airfare was high now, you're gonna be in for a shock!
Price are expected to soar in the next 4 months. By A LOT.
In response to higher fuel prices and a sluggish economy, airlines across the world are going to reduce flights/availability before the Christmas travel season by 60 million seats!
That's a reduction equivalent of one in every 14 current seats.
So, not only will prices be higher in the very near future, availability will be more limited. Less choices for you!
fucking GREAT.
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
Samantha Ronson is going to cum her brains out when she sees Katie gradually starting to dress like her.
Next -- skinny jeans, and really tacky basketball shoes. Felt fedora too, but only when chomping the pocket.
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Hi Zomay!
On t: I wouldn't be at all surprised if Tom beat her. The way she practically cowers around him creeps me out. She never looks him in the eye (maybe she doesn't feel like kneeling LOL), & she never smiles.
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WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS HOW THIS PATHETIC WHORES HAIR GETS FUCKING SHORTER AND SHORTER BY THE DAY?? SHE LOOKS LIKE SHIT, IT IS SAD SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL HER SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BOY, THIS HAIR STYLE IS RESERVED FOR THE BLUEHAIRS YOU FUCKING CUNT!!
I'll take photos of Katie's jeans over Phoebe Price ANY day. And I wouldn't mind this outfit minus the hideous shoes and the walking like an ape. I don't believe for a second she was very involved in dance (I think I read that she is an ex-ballet dancer or something... must be very exaggerated) because she simply is not built for it.
Submitted by NitWitty on August 7, 2008 - 3:49pm.
♥Slutty♥, surely number crunching is more exciting than watching Katie's carreer fade away?
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Look it's ma Boo *smooches* Actually going through a downtown lobby looking for pink panties is more exciting than watching Katie's career fade away.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I think those shoes are worse than the jeans...its as if she's trying to be a "hip" soccer mom or something. Keds and Bugle Boys...uggg
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zomay, EXACTLY.
the fact that she wears long sleeves in the summer is just fishy.....
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
♥Slutty♥, surely number crunching is more exciting than watching Katie's carreer fade away?
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
parissucksliterally on August 7, 2008 - 12:46pm.
I am seriously wondering if Tom beats the crap out her, and the bruises are where we can't see.
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I was just thinking about that blind item.
Every time I see/hear anything about Katie I am always hoping it's about her breaking out of that Scientology trap she's in!!!
What creepers.
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So sad. Both MK & KH :(
She has the potential to be so pretty *sigh* see kids this is whats happens when you follow a cult thinking that it can make you popular movie star, instead of just taking bong hits with your friends while wathcing that cinematic masterpiece that is Halfbaked.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 7, 2008 - 2:46pm.
I am seriously wondering if Tom beats the crap out her, and the bruises are where we can't see.
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He probably beats her in the vadge for not having a peen.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
It appears she's swinging her arms not quite unlike a neanderthal.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron