Just Pretend Like You Care
It's that time again. Time for me to comment on Katie Holmes' jeans and time for you to shout at your computer "JUST FUCKING STOP!" I'm not the only one who gives an eff, though! Reader sluts send me updates on how Katie is wearing her jeans today. Her jeans are becoming more famous than she is. They totally have their own MySpace page, I know it.
It looks like Katie decided to stop making the "tight-rolled" thing happen. But she's still wearing the same tired Bugle Boy jeans! Katie's stylist, Jeanne Yang, confirmed to UsWeekly that she IS wearing Tommy Girl's Prps jeans. Those fugly jeans belong to Tommy?! Lie-telling! How is this fucking possible? They don't look like they came from the big boy's department. If they were Tommy's jeans, she wouldn't have to roll them. Fuck, they would look like shorts on her.
Oh Tommy Girl, I know you want the world to think you're a big kid now. That's sweet.
Here's Stepford Katie going to rehearsal today. And those sneakers look like they came directly from the Scientology gift shop. They're so culty-looking.
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I am seriously wondering if Tom beats the crap out her, and the bruises are where we can't see.
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
Katie = someone please shove a hot stick in my eye so I can feel something, the cutting everytime I see her, doesn't work anymore.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by mike on August 7, 2008 - 3:43pm.
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Take a deep breath and slowly step away from the 'puter.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Who's trippin' down the
Streets of the city
Smilin' at
Everybody she sees?
Who's reachin' out to
Capture a moment?
Everyone knows it's Katie.
And Katie has stormy eyes
That flash at the sound of lies
And Katie has wings to fly
Above the clouds.
Above the clouds.
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
bwahahahahahaahhaahahaa.....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
OMG Unless katiebiotch is gonna give me some cash I dont fuc*ing care!!!!
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Why is she walking like that? Pigeon-toed and all hunched over. I'll bet she's eating about 150 calories a day.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Jesus, MK, enough with the Katie jeans posts. Have Katie's jean replaced Phoebe Price in your cold, dark heart?
look two out of three comments are about her ass being retarded ha ha ha ha cause they is!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I htought tom cruise wore huskys from the fat retarded kids section in sears.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
these new pics of her confuse the shit out of me... shes starting to look like a fuckin downs kid for chrissakes.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
AGAIN?
enough with the Katie posts! Fuck she's boring!
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"