The Return Of Joyce McKinney?
Yesterday's Hot Slut of the Day, Bernann McKinney, might be crazier than we thought! Bernann has been in the spotlight for paying Korean scientists $50,000 to clone her dead dog Booger. Because she's been on TV and shit, some people thought she looked almost exactly like a former Miss Wyoming who was involved in a bizarre sex scandal 30 years ago.
Could the crazy dog lady actually be Joyce McKinney, a woman accused of kidnapping and raping a Mormon man back in 1978?
Visit the Daily Mail to read the entire scandal known as "Mormon Sex Slave Case." It's a fucking long story. I'll sum it up for you the best I can.
Basically, Joyce was accused of kidnapping and raping Kirk Anderson, a Mormon missionary, who she had a brief relationship with in the US. After their affair, Anderson escaped to England to get away from her crazy ass. Joyce and a friend named Keith May tracked him down in Surrey. They kidnapped him and then chained him to a bed using mink-cuffs. Joyce tried to get Anderson to agree to marry her, but he kept turning her ass down. That's when she put on romantic music and forced him to do sex with her. This happened 3 times. Anderson finally agreed to marry her. When she loosened the cuffs, he escaped. Joyce and May were arrested.
It gets crazier! Joyce spent three months in prison. She was released on bail due to the fact that she's a crazy bitch and her mental health was failing. Joyce and May used fake passports to flee to Canada. They disguised themselves as deaf mute mimes. At this point, the story was a worldwide sensation. The press found Joyce disguised as a nun in Atlanta. She decided to cash in on her fame by posing topless in men's magazines. The authorities finally arrested her ass, but she was later released on bail.
She spent the next 5 years consumed in a world of drugs and prostitution. In 1984, she was arrested AGAIN after cops found her at the Salt Lake City Airport where Anderson worked. They found rope and handcuffs in her car. She never showed up to court and the case was dropped.
In the 1990s, Joyce was living in North Carolina. She had another run in with the law when she broke into a dog pound to rescue a dog. She really hasn't been heard from since.
FUCK! I need two cocktails and a colonic after reading and writing that shit! Damn!
So....is Bernann McKinney really Joyce McKinney? Bernann denies that she is. When asked about it, she said, "That's garbage, that's rot!"
She totally is Joyce! I mean, the woman cloned her dead dog!!!! Crazy has been running through her veins for years. Below is a picture of Joyce McKinney. I mean, they do look the same.
And now I need a cigarette even though I don't smoke.
Completely bizzarre. I was google searching her old name and found a punk band called The Joyce McKinney Project with their album, Love Songs for Kirk. The album has her picture all over the front of it. This band is going go platinum overnite.
OH.MY.GOSH!
How did she get all that money for the dog thing?
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It absolutely is her - the smile and crazy eyes, and the chins ...
If you compare the pictures, it's obvious that the teeth are exactly the same. It's her
I'm stuck on the part that said she didn't show up for court and they dropped her case. What??
They do look alike, though. I always look at the noses. Plus, you can tell by her reaction.
Holy shit. Her life is like a badly-written Stephen King novel.
PRICELESS!!!
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You are Sherlock Fucking Holmes!!! Good detective work. That is the same person no doubt! Wonder if the cops are on to her? Or coure not! I am sure bitch will be free to clone her crazy ass self before she dies!
Wow...Wyoming has REALLY low expectations.
I find it irritating when a person's teeth are the same colour as their hair. Next time you lot want to moan about British teefs I give you the mad Morman baiting dog napper.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Thank God they didn't clone her. She's had enough identities already without physical duplication. The world does not need more Brennans. Yet I am sure book publishers are already approaching her. Imagine the story she could tell about her days disguised as a nun.
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
I believe that Dr Drew proved that a women couldn't rape a man or was it someone else in the medical field.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
I was beyond crushed when my 10 month old puppy died unexpectedly of a heart condition this year, and I would have never tried to replace him. I'm not an animal freak, but I've always been particularly close with my dogs, having been raised with them in the family all of my life. I can easily say that they're all irreplacable, because there's something different I love about each dog.
I don't think she loved her dog that much. I think she wanted to make it into a media freakshow, and she got her way.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Geesh if she is the same person, therefore a bail abscondee, who will take care of the cloned pooch if she's apprehended?
Jabba the Hut LIVES!!!!!!
heh, she would break into a dog pound to rescue a dog. I'm sure her dog hates her for naming it booger. give the damn dog some dignity.
I hate to admit it, but that picture of her with the puppy is fucking adorable :3 hehehe, lookit' that little tongue <3
I'd only believe she was in a sex scandal if it involved one of her dogs. ugh, bestiality...
I think she looks like SYlvia Brown.
Mr. President, nice av. I love Paramore, Haley's got an amazing voice.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article44768...
Take a look at this link! The resemblance of old and new photos is uncanny! She is/was Bernann/Joyce McKinney!
What a liar she is!
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OOPS! I notice that this link was already posted! Well, it just emphasizes the point! She's so crazy that she thinks no one will notice it is/was her!
Why can't we clone Adriana Lima? Now that's worth $50,000.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
It is most definitely the same woman. Not very good at being a fugitive, is she?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Poor Canada! They should build a wall to prevent trash like this from entering. I always thought that mimes should be punched in the face whenever and wherever possible. This confirms it.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on August 7, 2008 - 9:53pm.
angel: Do they still have those giant snowmen in their parades? That's pretty cool.
Hey, congrats on the caption this BTW.
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Thanks, hunny!
And the parade I saw was this 21 gun salute kinda thing they do every Sunday in the summer market. The whole market is old-timey and then they do this march that I was SO sure would be a beheading but it was just about loud guns. No snowmen tho:( I'll have to go back for that awesome Ice Festival they have in the winter sometime.
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LOOK AT THAT SMILE!! DAMN STRAIGHT IT'S THE SAME BITCH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH ohgodhelp AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAH!! this shit is stuff David Lynch and John Waters would dream up but think they COULDN'T use cause it was just TOO over the top, oh damn
angel: Do they still have those giant snowmen in their parades? That's pretty cool.
Hey, congrats on the caption this BTW.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
cant.stop.laffinng.
oh fuck
damn her dentures look like she cloned Ol' Yella in her mouth
ps it makes much more sense that she was a former crazy bitch than a former beauty queen
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where's my sauce, bitch?
Submitted by Euphoria on August 7, 2008 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by stake_spike on August 7, 2008 - 8:07pm.
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Well, this isn't rape, but my husband sleeps like the dead. There's been several occasions where I've woken up in the night and, with a little stroke or two, got him physically ready to go and did my thing and he never woke up!
Euphoria! Uh... that's borderline necro. lol
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Submitted by Mr. President on August 7, 2008 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 7, 2008 - 9:40pm.
What's a frogmarch?
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You've never seen a Bastille Day parade, obviously.
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You are so right. I think. I saw some shit in Montreal that was really cool, but really those guys were more shuffling than anything.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 7, 2008 - 9:40pm.
What's a frogmarch?
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You've never seen a Bastille Day parade, obviously.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Ok...something I don't know (if you can believe THAT!):
confronted Mr Anderson on the steps of Ewell’s Church of the Latter Day Saints and frogmarched him to a car where he was subdued with chloroform."
What's a frogmarch?
Also - I understand how she did it now...she got him hard by reading religious texts...ooo, so sexy!
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Ha, ha, what a crazy ass story! Its gotta be her. Who the hell clones their dead dog, a pitbull no less(there are tons up for adoption)? Instead she should have invested in teeth bleaching and a makeup lesson.
ESE,
You have it backwards. I would be lodging my complaint at the local RCMP station, saying...
"Well officer, I invited someone from dlisted to come and stay on my *couch* I really don't know what happened. Evidence you say? In the form of u**d c*****s? and ky warming gel?"
Less than thirty seconds later, my ass is tazed and I am in a pretty green cell listening to the cops saying "What the fuck is dlisted?? Who the hell is this MK she keeps asking to bail her out?"
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
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Submitted by Manimal5 on August 7, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 7, 2008 - 7:00pm.
That's such a tragedy, you know a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
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O not really. It's kinda fun actually:)
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I know, let's all add our names as "friends" to her classmates page. Maybe she'll share?
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Submitted by Euphoria on August 7, 2008 - 8:12pm.
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And what color eyeshadow were you wearing during this assault???? Hmmm...Don't lie!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm willing to bet that it is her. Yes, she's bat shit crazy - especially if she's going to keep her last name (!!) A sane person would've changed their damned last name. Meanwhile, I'm lovin the crazy in this woman. It takes balls to be that out there.
Submitted by Euphoria on August 7, 2008 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by stake_spike on August 7, 2008 - 8:07pm.
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Well, this isn't rape, but my husband sleeps like the dead. There's been several occasions where I've woken up in the night and, with a little stroke or two, got him physically ready to go and did my thing and he never woke up!
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Why, Euphoria!! *blushes* Hahaha, seriously though, really?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
But here's what I really want to know: can we clone her hot ass for future DListed crazy? I mean, can we? *passing collection plate around"...Oh, no you can't count upon this particular kind of crazy just re-appearing like dat...No, clone this crazy and unleash her shit on Hollyweird...Imagine the mime stories alone...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
damn you double post
Her hair looks rather like Dr. Zaius, right before he sends his apes to throw the net over Charlton Heston.
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You can rape a guy you can hog tie them and have anal sex with them. Rape is having sex aganist your well yes? The person doing the raping is the one that wants to get off not the person being raped. So while the guy may not get "hard" that doesn't stop people from doing fucked up things like sticking foreign objects in you without your permission.
Submitted by stake_spike on August 7, 2008 - 8:07pm.
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Well, this isn't rape, but my husband sleeps like the dead. There's been several occasions where I've woken up in the night and, with a little stroke or two, got him physically ready to go and did my thing and he never woke up!
I hope that puppy grows up and goes Cujo on her ass.
I'm sorry but you can't really rape a guy. Unless you shove Viagra down his throat but they didn't have that back then. You could play all the sexy music you want but if he ain't into you, he ain't getting hard. Come on people we learned this is health class.
She wasn't bad looking back in the day though.
She used Mink Handcuffs?
Oh, well now that's a different story... Maybe she's not a crazy, obsessed ex girlfriend. Maybe she's just a go-getter?
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on August 7, 2008 - 7:09pm.
"Anyhow, yeah. it's totally the same chick.
She just changed her name to Bernann. As in, you're going to Bernann Hell, bitch, for what you did to that poor Mormon guy."
LMAO !! how the fuck did she decide on the name "Bernann"??? She totally looks like a hot bitch that would rename her self "precious" either way her determination is admirable, bitch just cant let shit go!
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Oh yeah.. that's the same "I won't be ignored, Dan!!!" smile in both pics.
You can gain 100 lbs and let your teeth go yellow.. but Time don't wash away crazy!!
How did she go from Joyce to Bernann?
Submitted by Sheeps on August 7, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 7, 2008 - 3:59pm.
I'm pretty sure Mimi would prevent most guys from getting it up, raped or no.
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Sheeps, don't be naive, it's all in the eyeshadow...When was that last time you willingly fucked a chick with that eyeshadow? Hmmmm? Yeah... I thought so...
Soon as a bitch with bad eyeshadow sets her sights on your woolly ass? Pfft...you're mutton...with mint jelly, mmmmmmm...*applying purple eyeshadow to tiger eyelids...*...What? It flatters the green in my tiger eyes...*batting eyelashes innocently...* What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...