The Return Of Joyce McKinney?
Yesterday's Hot Slut of the Day, Bernann McKinney, might be crazier than we thought! Bernann has been in the spotlight for paying Korean scientists $50,000 to clone her dead dog Booger. Because she's been on TV and shit, some people thought she looked almost exactly like a former Miss Wyoming who was involved in a bizarre sex scandal 30 years ago.
Could the crazy dog lady actually be Joyce McKinney, a woman accused of kidnapping and raping a Mormon man back in 1978?
Visit the Daily Mail to read the entire scandal known as "Mormon Sex Slave Case." It's a fucking long story. I'll sum it up for you the best I can.
Basically, Joyce was accused of kidnapping and raping Kirk Anderson, a Mormon missionary, who she had a brief relationship with in the US. After their affair, Anderson escaped to England to get away from her crazy ass. Joyce and a friend named Keith May tracked him down in Surrey. They kidnapped him and then chained him to a bed using mink-cuffs. Joyce tried to get Anderson to agree to marry her, but he kept turning her ass down. That's when she put on romantic music and forced him to do sex with her. This happened 3 times. Anderson finally agreed to marry her. When she loosened the cuffs, he escaped. Joyce and May were arrested.
It gets crazier! Joyce spent three months in prison. She was released on bail due to the fact that she's a crazy bitch and her mental health was failing. Joyce and May used fake passports to flee to Canada. They disguised themselves as deaf mute mimes. At this point, the story was a worldwide sensation. The press found Joyce disguised as a nun in Atlanta. She decided to cash in on her fame by posing topless in men's magazines. The authorities finally arrested her ass, but she was later released on bail.
She spent the next 5 years consumed in a world of drugs and prostitution. In 1984, she was arrested AGAIN after cops found her at the Salt Lake City Airport where Anderson worked. They found rope and handcuffs in her car. She never showed up to court and the case was dropped.
In the 1990s, Joyce was living in North Carolina. She had another run in with the law when she broke into a dog pound to rescue a dog. She really hasn't been heard from since.
FUCK! I need two cocktails and a colonic after reading and writing that shit! Damn!
So....is Bernann McKinney really Joyce McKinney? Bernann denies that she is. When asked about it, she said, "That's garbage, that's rot!"
She totally is Joyce! I mean, the woman cloned her dead dog!!!! Crazy has been running through her veins for years. Below is a picture of Joyce McKinney. I mean, they do look the same.
And now I need a cigarette even though I don't smoke.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on August 7, 2008 - 7:48pm.
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Well, he's pretty good, sometimes great. Unless he's in the doghouse. :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I wonder what her dirty talk sounded like when when she kidnapped that Mormon. Did she talk like Bill O'Reilly?
I'm pretty sure PP has been launched off her "Hot Babe of the Year" spot by this yellow teefed raging Libido with legendary poor limit setting skills.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 7, 2008 - 7:33pm.
I dunno, Slutts, it worked for me. Just ask the Dane I have handcuffed to the radiator.
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By Dane, I hope that you aren't talking about Great Dane...because that would be sick.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
What is this world coming to? Even the cute, clean-cut Mormon bicyclists are getting raped. And by women that look like her.
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 7, 2008 - 6:57pm.
So what you all are saying is that "kidnapping, tracking to another country, kidnapping again, forcing to have sex until he agrees to marry" is being too persistent.
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I dunno, Slutts, it worked for me. Just ask the Dane I have handcuffed to the radiator.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Bad, bad things can happen if you clone animals. Don't clone animals! You could end up like this:
http://chud.com/nextraimages/famous39.jpg
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Watch out Joyce ! The Mormons are on to you!!!
Read this hysterical newspaper account from the Salt Lake Tribune.
http://www.sltrib.com/utah/ci_10127466
I can understand loving your dog, but to clone the dead bugger? Nucking futz! I paid to have mine cremated and put in an urn and some of my friends thought that was crazy, but I just couldn't bury the poor thing because when she was alive she was scared of the dark. I know a dead dog can't see the dark, but it was the best way I could deal with letting her go. I still have my house, cars, possessions and savings! LOL!
As far as that other shit, if that's her she's one crazyass lady and she needs to be locked up.
This quote from the Daily Mail article confirmed it for me:
"Were these two blonde, American, dog-loving and, yes, quite possibly barking mad, Miss McKinneys one and the same person?"
Oh yeah, they are. Quite possibly barking mad never goes away.
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"Everyone turned rather nasty at this point, especially when Chick suggested that Terri might like to fuck off to Forfar and do something illegal with a ferret."
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on August 7, 2008 - 7:05pm.
There are a couple of pictures here:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article44768...
that I think leave little room for doubt..
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I clicked on that link and read this:
During a subsequent court appearance Joyce McKinney, is reputed to have said: “I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to.”
Mount Everest...that was the problem, if she had said she would ski naked down K2 with a carnation up her nose if he asked....K2, now that's true love.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by angel_i on August 7, 2008 - 7:00pm.
That's such a tragedy, you know a mime is a terrible thing to waste. Ok I'll stop now.
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Wowee wow wow! Bernann, you sneaky little Joyce, you! The saddest part is she probably conditioned herself to actually believe that Bernann and Joyce are not the same person.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
There are a couple of pictures here:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article44768...
that I think leave little room for doubt..
I'm convinced !
Meet our next Hot Slut of The Month!!!!!
That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo the same person! Why is she even trying to lie out of this one? Come on! Own it! She got away from interpol dressed as a deaf mute mime, for fuck's sake!!! Where's May??!!! She should clone him if he's dead. This makes a great Coen brothers film.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 7, 2008 - 3:59pm.
I'm pretty sure Mimi would prevent most guys from getting it up, raped or no.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on August 7, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Are Canadian deaf mute mimes polite or do they just mime their own business.
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Oopsie! We..*ahem*...lost all our mimes...in the *ahem* Great Mime Accident (GMA) of 1980...rest assured, tho, NO clowns were involved. I repeat NO CLOWNS were involved!
PS. yes - thanking me in the end is always a good way:)
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 7, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 7, 2008 - 3:43pm.
You mean Mimi Bobeck on the Drew Carey Show?
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RAPIST! Oh, and serial rapist at that...or wait, did she rape actual cereal...you know fruity pebbles, Count Chocula, etc., cuz she never looked like a healthy breakfast rapist to me, but RAPIST nonetheless! The eyeshadow don't lie!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
So what you all are saying is that "kidnapping, tracking to another country, kidnapping again, forcing to have sex until he agrees to marry" is being too persistent. At this rate, I'm never gonna to be a bridezilla.
Saying that, I must find some mink handcuffs!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by angel_i on August 7, 2008 - 6:46pm.
I dunno - I would hope, that if it came to me raping a man, that he would thank me in the end:)
(and you can interpret THAT in any way you please:)
I'm thinking GOOD way?
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Submitted by madam s. on August 7, 2008 - 5:39pm.
Sheeps,
To be fair, MOST girls go through the deaf mute mime nun prostitute rapist dog-cloning phase.
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Yes, Oprah will be addressing this phase along with Dr. Oz on tomorrow's show. He's touting his new book called "You and your Crazy..." I'm pretty sure drinking acai berry juice, using your netty pot, examining your poop and meditating all help with this inevitable phase in a woman's life...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I knew this bitch was a raging freakshow not in control of reality. Nobody wears that ice blue eyeshadow outside of 1968.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on August 7, 2008 - 6:53pm.
"mime their own business."... HAHAHA... either the buzz is kicking in or that right there is fuckin' hilarious!... could be both
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
As a Mormon missionary, Kirk was undoubtedly a bit nervous his first time.
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Are Canadian deaf mute mimes polite or do they just mime their own business.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 7, 2008 - 6:50pm.
as soon as i get my "i was only visiting *sniff* she forced me" act down!LOL!
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
that is totally the same person!! why would she even try to deny that? it's so obvious. she is crazy.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 7, 2008 - 3:43pm.
You mean Mimi Bobeck on the Drew Carey Show?
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ESE,
On that note, when did you say you were visiting again?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by madam s. on August 7, 2008 - 3:45pm.
She's going to try and clone that Mormon guy next.
hahahaha.
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I'm sorry but...
this woman with the same face and the same last name...we are still wondering if it's the same person? Also, DUH! why din't she just say it was her dead sister or something?
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She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
They sure look like the same people with just a few extra years and pounds.
I dunno - I would hope, that if it came to me raping a man, that he would thank me in the end:)
(and you can interpret THAT in any way you please:)
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@ESE. I would imaging it would be difficult to stand to attention if you have a 600lb silverback bouncing on yer nether regions...
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She's going to try and clone that Mormon guy next.
They both have the same crazy smile
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Ok I read most of the replies after my question and I just refuse to believe that a woman can "force" a guy to get hard and then use his peen as her personal dildo.
So I'm gonna assume what the others have said here.
RAPING A MAN = ANAL
I know it doesn't take much to get a man's peen hard but if raping a man was that easy I would have rapped half the gay men I befriended.
YES I'M A HAG!
Crazier than a shit house rat, and definite HSOTY material...
It's the rapist. The eyeshadow gives it away...Only a rapist would wear that violet blue pastel shit. Yeah, you see a bitch wearin' that shit, she's a rapist. I'll guarantee you. No exceptions...They even ought to rename the color of that shit from 'Desert Dusk Orchid' or what ever to 'Crazy Rapist Whore', so rapists can be immediately directed to the right shade of crazy to paint the lids of their crazy eyes with.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 7, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Question for the dudes...Can you get it up when being raped?
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Funny:)
Cuz whenever I get raped...;P
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Submitted by madam s. on August 7, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Sheeps,
To be fair, MOST girls go through the deaf mute mime nun prostitute rapist dog-cloning phase.
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Yeah - I am SO glad to be over that!
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 7, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Question for the dudes...Can you get it up when being raped? The only thing I questioned in the story.
i think it depends on the rapist
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
That is so fucking her! Where did she get 50k?
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 7, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Seriously, I watch a lot of porn, (yeah STFU), and have seen countless episodes where the guy just can't manage because he can't stand the chick or doesn't like the situation.
It beggars belief.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
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If the guy had a erection it does not mean that he was willing to do it
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
I think purple eye shade compliments caramel teefers quite nicely..
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Wow. i just saw this looney tunes chicks beauty queen pic, and came here, thinking there had to be SOMEONE who would have given her the Why So Serious Joker treatment with Photo Shop lol.
I don't have Photoshop, unfortunately, only Microsoft Paint, and it just don't cut it.
Anyhow, yeah. it's totally the same chick.
She just changed her name to Bernann. As in, you're going to Bernann Hell, bitch, for what you did to that poor Mormon guy.
Sheeps,
To be fair, MOST girls go through the deaf mute mime nun prostitute rapist dog-cloning phase.
I thought it was Mrs. Joel Osteen.
Submitted by D.R. on August 7, 2008 - 6:31pm.
You don't know that it's the same person. If it's not, this is serious libel. -Serious? -As in slander? Oh c'mon now. It's speculative at worst!
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