The Return Of Joyce McKinney?
Yesterday's Hot Slut of the Day, Bernann McKinney, might be crazier than we thought! Bernann has been in the spotlight for paying Korean scientists $50,000 to clone her dead dog Booger. Because she's been on TV and shit, some people thought she looked almost exactly like a former Miss Wyoming who was involved in a bizarre sex scandal 30 years ago.
Could the crazy dog lady actually be Joyce McKinney, a woman accused of kidnapping and raping a Mormon man back in 1978?
Visit the Daily Mail to read the entire scandal known as "Mormon Sex Slave Case." It's a fucking long story. I'll sum it up for you the best I can.
Basically, Joyce was accused of kidnapping and raping Kirk Anderson, a Mormon missionary, who she had a brief relationship with in the US. After their affair, Anderson escaped to England to get away from her crazy ass. Joyce and a friend named Keith May tracked him down in Surrey. They kidnapped him and then chained him to a bed using mink-cuffs. Joyce tried to get Anderson to agree to marry her, but he kept turning her ass down. That's when she put on romantic music and forced him to do sex with her. This happened 3 times. Anderson finally agreed to marry her. When she loosened the cuffs, he escaped. Joyce and May were arrested.
It gets crazier! Joyce spent three months in prison. She was released on bail due to the fact that she's a crazy bitch and her mental health was failing. Joyce and May used fake passports to flee to Canada. They disguised themselves as deaf mute mimes. At this point, the story was a worldwide sensation. The press found Joyce disguised as a nun in Atlanta. She decided to cash in on her fame by posing topless in men's magazines. The authorities finally arrested her ass, but she was later released on bail.
She spent the next 5 years consumed in a world of drugs and prostitution. In 1984, she was arrested AGAIN after cops found her at the Salt Lake City Airport where Anderson worked. They found rope and handcuffs in her car. She never showed up to court and the case was dropped.
In the 1990s, Joyce was living in North Carolina. She had another run in with the law when she broke into a dog pound to rescue a dog. She really hasn't been heard from since.
FUCK! I need two cocktails and a colonic after reading and writing that shit! Damn!
So....is Bernann McKinney really Joyce McKinney? Bernann denies that she is. When asked about it, she said, "That's garbage, that's rot!"
She totally is Joyce! I mean, the woman cloned her dead dog!!!! Crazy has been running through her veins for years. Below is a picture of Joyce McKinney. I mean, they do look the same.
And now I need a cigarette even though I don't smoke.
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"She had another run in with the law when she broke into a dog pound to rescue a dog."
Wouldn't be surprising to hear this dog she rescued is her "Booger" and she has been keeping his dead ass in her freezer for 20 yrs until she could save 50g's
No way! I know someone who totally went through all that same stuff.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 7, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Question for the dudes...Can you get it up when being raped? The only thing I questioned in the story.
Raped? Yikes!....looking for a quick exit.
If someone is forced to take something like viagra maybe?
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yiooooooo;
Where is the selfrespect?? Why can people have dignity and accept when somebody does not wants or love you??
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Selfrespect, dignity, shame, embaressment, common sense, became extinct YEARS ago.Its been breeded out of people.
i'm still wondering why any scientist would clone a dog that died from cancer. she'll probably try to clone the guy she kidnapped and raped next.
Your mind and your body a lot of times dont work together , some woman climax when they are being rape not because they enjoy it so I guess the sames happen whit a man
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
angel-i
that is some freaky shit. I mean, I guess the erection is involuntary so he would'nt have a choice...
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
They both have the same crazy eyes!
my job would be so boring without this website to break the monotony. thank you! this is a great story! i haven't felt this much relief from my boredom since reading about that guy in Canada who decapitated the carnie.
that has to be the same person, it's the same nose, same fucking face
You don't know that it's the same person. If it's not, this is serious libel.
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Submitted by Triscuit on August 7, 2008 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 7, 2008 - 6:26pm.
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I used your SoR~Ray!!!
cause I lub you
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Aw! I lub you too:)
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Where is the selfrespect?? Why can people have dignity and accept when somebody does not wants or love you?? She must have been really fuck up for him to run off the country in the first place and then he gets rape, poor mormon guy
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Cock ring?
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Submitted by angel_i on August 7, 2008 - 6:26pm.
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I used your SoR~Ray!!!
cause I lub you
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Submitted by christine the hoff on August 7, 2008 - 6:24pm.
how do you rape a man???
and I've never met a man you had to rape, christ, anti-rape maybe.
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Strangely, I saw this on Law and Order. One of the attackers became the DA on SVU. The way they did it - they hired him as a private dancer, handcuffed and blindfolded him (in a flirty way) and then had at him (in a not-so-flirty way).
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Raping a man = ANAL
Can someone please explain to me how a woman can rape a man?
I'm not talking about using a strap on up his ass. I am talking about penetration with his peepee inside her vajayjay!
If the man is not hard how in the hell is it possible to rape him?
Someone please enlighten me.
Submitted by Triscuit on August 7, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 7, 2008 - 6:22pm.
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Did you see I shouted you out on another thread?
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I did not! I'm really bounced around today, so I'm ducking in to read and type when I can. I THINK I have a reprieve just now - something about eating, they said I could do that:)
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I thought this crazy bitch was Sylvia Browne!
No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how do you rape a man???
and I've never met a man you had to rape, christ, anti-rape maybe.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Just the fact that her name is connected to this story alone qualifies this as THE most fucked-up story of the year by far.
This is just crazy at every turn!
It's like 'Sybil' for the new millenium.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 7, 2008 - 6:19pm.
I am no expert but it looks like the same bat shit crazy bitch to me.
She took stalking to a whole new level.
Question for the dudes...Can you get it up when being raped? The only thing I questioned in the story.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by angel_i on August 7, 2008 - 6:22pm.
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Did you see I shouted you out on another thread?
woman is bat-shit...nuttier than squirrel turds, CRAZY. I call BS on her story about paying 50K to have her dog cloned. Crazy bitch is probably living in a single wide and working at the local tavern selling pickled eggs and blowjobs...buy one, get one free. yah, uh, huh...riiiight.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 7, 2008 - 6:19pm.
$50,000? though I understand people love their pets but isn't there hundreds of other dogs (animals) that need a chance?
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For reals.
I'm so disturbed by the way people hoard THINGS and how disposable everything has become. No one has respect for anything anymore because it's all replaceable...So now we're gonna start doing that with living creatures? Danger, Will Robinson!
(and hi/bye Monkeypox!)
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 7, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Salem, ha!!!!!! Sylvia wishes! lol
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she has to be our hot slut of the YEAR.
I'm just in love with her, and she's my hero, because i allways wanted to kidnap a few mormoms and do sexay things to them.
Oh, and MK, so sweet you don't smoke, hard to believe it.
I am no expert but it looks like the same bat shit crazy bitch to me.
She took stalking to a whole new level.
Question for the dudes...Can you get it up when being raped? The only thing I questioned in the story.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Okay I'm out sluts! I gotta get back to work but I will be back tomorrow I promise. Lots of love,hugs and kisses!
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$50,000? though I understand people love their pets but isn't there hundreds of other dogs (animals) that need a chance?
Yeeeeeesh! That's a butterface if I ever saw one!
I think you're on to something MK.
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The Breakdown - Word. Who needs fiction when real-life is such a rich source?
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She totalllllllly looks like sylvia brown lol I know someone said that already :)
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I agree. That is why I don't write fiction. Between what I've experienced, seen, and heard, it more than suffices!
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She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Submitted by Salem13 on August 7, 2008 - 6:11pm.
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Dude,you totally NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!
LoL
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
I think that is a shame she spent all that money on a cloned animal when there are so many homeless pets in this world. She could have dontated that money to an organization in her lost pet's name. People are crazy!
Finally! A crazy bitch after my own heart! With a crazy life story, too! Hot Slut for Eternity times infinity!
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"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
They disguised themselves as deaf mute mimes.
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times. The truth is always stranger than fiction.
Crazy, crazy, crazy....certifiable!
Wow. She even had two chins when she was young. Definitely looks like the same freak to me.
MK, if you hadn't posted a link, I would have figured you made that shit up.
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
She reminds me of Sylvia Browne.
The comments about it on another site are hilarious:
http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/that_cloned_pit_bull_story_gets_1000...
Here's my favorite:
"The puppies were a practice run. She probably has a little of the Mormon guy's DNA stashed away somewhere. If she has been stalking him she could've taken it from his garbage."
Rule #1
If you've done shit, keep your head DOWN! Do not spend 50,000 on cloning puppies and getting your your ass on the international news. But then.. she is crazy so what do you expect.
There is a whole world of trouble heading her way now. You know the newspapers are NOT letting this one slip by.
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That was the craziest story. Fuck yeah that is her looney toon ass, she looks the same after all these years. Crazy has aged her well. We're going to have to hit it extra hard tonight before I re-tell this story.
It really looks like the same person..and they have the same last name? Methinks it is the same crazy bitch!! That blue eyeshadow is left over from her Miss Wyoming days I'll bet...
And yes, it is possible for a woman to rape a man.
Don't ask me how I know, I just do!
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 7, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Fifty thousand dollars for zombie dogs, yet not a penny for tooth whitening. It's a mad, mad world.
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Hahaha, ITA! She could invest in some new eyeshadow as well, i'm not feeling the chalky pastel blue.
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she broke in to a pound; that saves her and makes for a great movie!!! the girls from sex in the city could do it.
C..o