The Return Of Joyce McKinney?
Yesterday's Hot Slut of the Day, Bernann McKinney, might be crazier than we thought! Bernann has been in the spotlight for paying Korean scientists $50,000 to clone her dead dog Booger. Because she's been on TV and shit, some people thought she looked almost exactly like a former Miss Wyoming who was involved in a bizarre sex scandal 30 years ago.
Could the crazy dog lady actually be Joyce McKinney, a woman accused of kidnapping and raping a Mormon man back in 1978?
Visit the Daily Mail to read the entire scandal known as "Mormon Sex Slave Case." It's a fucking long story. I'll sum it up for you the best I can.
Basically, Joyce was accused of kidnapping and raping Kirk Anderson, a Mormon missionary, who she had a brief relationship with in the US. After their affair, Anderson escaped to England to get away from her crazy ass. Joyce and a friend named Keith May tracked him down in Surrey. They kidnapped him and then chained him to a bed using mink-cuffs. Joyce tried to get Anderson to agree to marry her, but he kept turning her ass down. That's when she put on romantic music and forced him to do sex with her. This happened 3 times. Anderson finally agreed to marry her. When she loosened the cuffs, he escaped. Joyce and May were arrested.
It gets crazier! Joyce spent three months in prison. She was released on bail due to the fact that she's a crazy bitch and her mental health was failing. Joyce and May used fake passports to flee to Canada. They disguised themselves as deaf mute mimes. At this point, the story was a worldwide sensation. The press found Joyce disguised as a nun in Atlanta. She decided to cash in on her fame by posing topless in men's magazines. The authorities finally arrested her ass, but she was later released on bail.
She spent the next 5 years consumed in a world of drugs and prostitution. In 1984, she was arrested AGAIN after cops found her at the Salt Lake City Airport where Anderson worked. They found rope and handcuffs in her car. She never showed up to court and the case was dropped.
In the 1990s, Joyce was living in North Carolina. She had another run in with the law when she broke into a dog pound to rescue a dog. She really hasn't been heard from since.
FUCK! I need two cocktails and a colonic after reading and writing that shit! Damn!
So....is Bernann McKinney really Joyce McKinney? Bernann denies that she is. When asked about it, she said, "That's garbage, that's rot!"
She totally is Joyce! I mean, the woman cloned her dead dog!!!! Crazy has been running through her veins for years. Below is a picture of Joyce McKinney. I mean, they do look the same.
And now I need a cigarette even though I don't smoke.
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She sounds normal to me. I've done crazier shit.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 7, 2008 - 9:56pm.
The hottest part of this story is that they disguised themselves as deaf mute mimes. Which to me, is a little redundant.
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Agreed! Couldn't they have just been one or the other? What's the need to be a mime if you are deaf mute?
btw, that part made the story for me, too.
Hot Slut of the Year candidate!!!
Hands down, HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR if it's her...
Which one is Booger?
Fitting how there is an even darker side to this story.
She probably smuggles puggles up her poon too!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on August 7, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Goddamn, I'll drink to that crazy!
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Cheers GIG. I didn't think you could top the crazy hammerfucker story MK, but you did!
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Submitted by luckycharms on August 7, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Totally the same person. She also needs to lay off the bottle 'cause her skin looks pretty yellow.
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If her skin is yellow what the hell kind of colour would you classify her teefs as?
and of course this is the same person..the smiles are exactly the same...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Fifty thousand dollars for zombie dogs, yet not a penny for tooth whitening. It's a mad, mad world.
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Goddamn, I'll drink to that crazy!
The hottest part of this story is that they disguised themselves as deaf mute mimes. Which to me, is a little redundant.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Totally the same person. She also needs to lay off the bottle 'cause her skin looks pretty yellow.
I feel less crazy now for having ice cream for dinner.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Holy Hell thats is her. Michael K, I need a puff too and I don't smoke either. Can this lady let go of anything?
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Holy Crap! This is like something from a bad soap! Or Ugly Betty!
that is hot...if i were bernann, i would totally own up to that madness...it would explain so much...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
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That is totally her!!!!!
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This just got a hell of a lot creepier. How do you force a man to do sexy times? Is there some trick I don't know about giving a man a stiffy to the point where he comes even though he really really doesn't want to be having sexy times?