Irv Needs His Own Show
Yes, I know Irv Richards is wearing his celly on his waistband. He's the only one allowed. He needs his hands free at all times to slap Denise Richards in the mouth if need be.
Irv has become the breakout star of Denise Richards' reality show "I'm Constipated." That's why they should give him his own show since Denise's show is facing cancellation. Star Magazine claims that the show will probably not see a second season due to shitty numbers.
A source said, "The numbers started out pretty good -- just over 1.5 million tuned into the premiere episode. But the audience has dropped off. Denise has turned into an unappealing reality star." This is Denise Richards we're talking about. She's about as pleasant as a salad tossing from a cactus.
The source went on to say that viewers complained when Denise used the "cunt" word. "Viewers were disgusted that a mother of two young girls would use such foul language." That's funny, because that's when I got on the Denise slutwagon. She brought the word "cunt" back into my life. I try and use it as much as possible now. I don't even know my dog's anymore. I just say, "Come here, Cunt." I'm joking! Put down the phone to Peta. You know how they are.
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Oh hell no! They can't cancel her show. It's one of the few things that remind me *I'M* not a cunt.
I agree that Irv needs a spinoff. He's hilarious *slaps knee*
She says cunt in front of her kids? What a classy broad! I like her dad better (sans the cell phone on the belt, but I can forgive him cause he's like 60!)
Your face!
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
someone said something earlier about cunt being spelled with a k, making fuka
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 8, 2008 - 8:07am.
good vibes, Deb! see ya later!
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
But has anyone figured out what the heck a FUKA is other than I.G. who is not sharing...haha.
I got nothing either. Gotta get dressed. Ya'll have a great day. ESE, go back to your Russkies cause you should have a dairy product for breakfast!
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 8, 2008 - 8:00am.
E-In Mal-lee-bu the-re ar-e a bun-ches of cu-ents.
See I can even spell in Texan...
HAHAHA!
OT: not a damn thing that i can think of
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
@Angel,
Just drag out every syllable you can find into two syllables and you are there...lol.
E-In Mal-lee-bu the-re ar-e a bun-ches of cu-ents.
See I can even spell in Texan...
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
Submitted by angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 7:52am.
"Juicy"... oranges are juicy, and you can buy them at a cuntry store... yeah, gonna switch to screwdrivers this morn!... woo-hoo! my day begins!
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 8, 2008 - 7:50am.
Big Howdy from Texas, Angel!
I am not here for much longer must go get dressed.
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Howdy Partner! I would LOVE to hear your accent! I just got tingles. Really.
I have to go too, sadly - my baby's off to camp again.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Ok - I can talk about the pic:
Choose Juicy. Doesn't that kidna thing refer to YOUNG woman. I don't see not one juicy thing in that picture. And they spelled Cuntry wrong. Especially if Denise shops there:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Big Howdy from Texas, Angel!
I am not here for much longer must go get dressed.
Denise failed because she just doesn't know how to keep people amused without taking off her clothes. Or spreading her legs.
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
I like Irv but he's as bland as tapioca. And I like Denise too. I don't like the 'c' word but hey, the show seems more real with the curses in it. Like Moms don't ever curse? I hope the show is *not* cancelled but that the Lohan one *is*. Don't even tell me E! is renewing that LL show:(
Submitted by angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 7:44am.
i mean, really! how much can ya talk about a hooker on reality tv?!... SONOFA!.. that's on-topic!... hehehe!
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 8, 2008 - 7:42am.
now, i can't have a worried puddy tat!... it's just not right!
OT: sending it over to angel!... i got nothin'!
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 8, 2008 - 7:42am.
Submitted by angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 7:39am.
don't worry, i'm running out of on-topic rrreeeaaalllyyy quickly!... hi, angel!
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Hey ho! I've cured you! I've also cured myself. Becuz we all know I'm wordy but I have not a thing to say about this bitch and her poor Daddy.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
@ESE,
Dahlin' you just made my whole day better. 8-)!
Bunn Ranch? Returning to her roots? Where is Hiedi at these days?
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
Submitted by angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 7:39am.
don't worry, i'm running out of on-topic rrreeeaaalllyyy quickly!... hi, angel!
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
Wow, early risers!
Deep breath, Deb. New doctors bring new meds, new meds bring new highs...and so on...and so on:)
I'm KIDDING! Not about the Deep breath, tho.
Really, I'm more worried about ESE and his Ontopicitis. It's getting worse:
ONT: Someone says that irv looks like Stephen King. But I think he looks more like the prophesizing yet bumbling librarian/pharmacist/park ranger/whateverthefuck that inevitably appears in his novels.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 8, 2008 - 7:34am.
if ya get a male doc, i got a great way of getting him to follow orders... (shameless "Carla Tortelli" quote)... grab 'em by the stones and say: "we don't want to hurt each other, now do we?"
OT: Denise's next stop... the bunny ranch
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
Yeah, but imagine how THRILLED she must be that she made the front page of DListed!
Buttttt Daaaaadddddd! It's publicity.
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@ESE,
It will be. I am going to have a new doctor and I don't take change too well. This morning is the intake counselor.
She would have made more $$ if she would have stayed giving blow jobs...
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 8, 2008 - 7:28am.
dr.'s appt?... everything ok?
OT: reality tv... where used up hookers go to die
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
DogDammit! I been up since yestersay! Have a dr appt and I am nervous so not sleeping...lol!
DR should be loosing sleep too. Nasty hag.
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
I like the show because of her cussin'
" I don't think anyone in Philadelphia jacks off online, if anything they do it in front of a school like a gentileman." - R. Bennington
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 8, 2008 - 7:25am.
hi, dahlin'!.... "dog"damn! i'm up too early!
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
(((ESE))) ((echo))
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
for the love of lucite and all things Phoebe!... please, a new post!!
OT: Denise is "facing cancellation"?... i thought she always faced the headboard
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
Nothing is that complicated. Cancel it. And cancel that Buttfuck Fiesta Lohan show too.
How people got hooked on cheap to produce reality shows is beyond me. Is scripted television too obtuse for the common viewer or did the common viewer just roll over and play dead to this assult?
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
Wouldn't it be fab is Kimora Lee Simmons 'reality' program - where she whores her little girls out, got canceled? Instead it's coming back for a 3rd season. Blech...
The buttpie in question is of course Denise Richards.
I honestly tried, but I ended up screaming at the TV and throwing the remote across the room.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Thank GWAD... I don't like that stupid ass show
That buttpie's not making a cent off of me.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
"Denise's show is facing cancellation. Star Magazine claims that the show will probably not see a second season due to shitty numbers."
Denise's show should have never seen a first season because it's simply a shitty idea.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Denise is a cunt. I'm glad her show will most likely be cancelled. There's nothing appealing about her. She is a homewrecking, backstabbing slut!
Yeah, he needs his own show. And just to piss off Denise, they should never show her. Her voice can be on the show but the camera should never pan over to her. When she sees the show on the air she'll be pissed that she was edited out of every scene. And I hope the ratings double.
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"Maybe we should think about canceling the press junket." - Irv Richards
This cunt should be legally steralized. Save the planet...Don't let this skank procreate!
GOD...I really despise this used piece of trash!
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So why are we all here again?
Submitted by AmyWino on August 7, 2008 - 8:13pm.
No, I knew it was a j/k, and I tried one back.
I Failed.
My apologies...but I weel still cut a beesh.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
And I want to know who this 'audience' was that they interviewed to see who was watching. Did they go to the biblebelt and ask Pat Robertson? Geez. These people act like they've never cursed in front of a kid before. I'm sure they do a lot worse crap than just saying a few bad words.
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
Put a wig on Irv and he's Denise's twin
Skank.....whore....cunt....slut....
Denise cuntfuck Richards needs to just....GO AWAY!
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So why are we all here again?
Oh no! I like Denise and Irv. This show is WAAAAY better than the Hohans. PLEASE, if anything, let THAT piece of shit get cancelled.
Anderson and I will go out and celebrate if it does, and we will have a toast to all the D-sluts. :)
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
EastEndGirl, you thought I meant it! LOL, you Chola!
Again, I'm just kidding!! :P
Never know how people might take things around here!
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 7, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by AmyWino on August 7, 2008 - 7:02pm.
I saw this in the lovely blue recent comments and thought *I weel have to cut a beesh* and pluck out all my eyebrows.
Whew. Crisis averted.
Well, at least there's one guardian who's worse than Denise Richards:
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D92DKUSG0&show_article=1
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Tou are tho thilly, Manimal and IslandGirl!
Denise is such a piece of shit. Charlie is too, but at least he doesn't whore out his daughters.
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
Do you think she bleaches her butt hole? By she I mean Denise, not Irv.
Radio Siren...Thank you, thank you, thank you. You doll, you. Now i am going to have sweet dreams of Jimmy playing Since I Have Been Loving You in my head.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 7, 2008 - 10:40pm
Thorry, but someone has to take over.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on August 7, 2008 - 10:38pm.
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Jethuth, you did not justh thay that.
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