Birthday Sluts

Sorry guys, Justin Theroux is mine!!!!
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People Suck!

Happy birthday and stuff.

That guy's tattoo is pretty emo.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

Justin is so hot. Yummy. He was amazingly sexy in Mulholland Dr.

Yes, Euphoria, Justin Theroux IS fifteen shades of nasty-sexy! Love him!!!

"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West

Silly, silly hair, Justin.

oh, that pic makes me extra fucking happy. berfday slut indeeeeed.

Rosanna Arquette is a hot bitch. let's all go watch Desperately Seeking Susan, bitches!

Justin is one ugly dude.
happy birthday to all

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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".

Professor Randy Paush

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!

Happy Birthday, Betsey, love! And to you, too, Antonio, Patti and Angie. And isn't Justin Theroux fifteen shades of nasty-sexy??? *fans self*

Submitted by mike on August 10, 2008 - 2:26pm.

And yes, he is related to travel writer Paul Theroux.
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And to British hot slut Louis Theroux (by virtue of the fact he's Paul Theroux's son, indeed).

http://www.collegecandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/louis1.jpg

There's only one reason I sat through that awful "Charlie's Angel" movie and its name is Justin Theroux. I love his Bela Lugosi hairline and I'll be damned if I didn't find him hotter than even Christian Bale in "American Psycho."

Happy b'day PATTI AUSTIN:

THE HEAT OF HEAT...BROKEN DREAMS...DO LOVE ME...THROUGH THE TEST OF TIME.

AND the background vocals on most of QUINCY JONES'
productions.Nepotism is not always a bad thing.;->

Wow Betsey Johnson is OLD! I had no idea...

Your face!

Happy Birthday all, especially to Ronnie Spector, for surviving.

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♥♥ First George, now Bernie. Times must be getting tough for You, too, Lord :( ♥♥

happy b-day, hot fucker Justin Theroux, may I ride your Theroux?

Oooh I always thought Justin Theroux was yummy. Was this picture from Charlie's Angels? I had the big-time netherland tinglies watching him in that....it was the only interesting thing about that crappy movie.

Anyone who doesn't think Justin Theroux is the total hotness does not have blood running through their veins.

Justin Theroux is a hot mutha fuckin' piece of man meat!

Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 10, 2008 - 6:50am.

Angie Harmon is a beautiful, tall, and talented glass of Texas water.
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She is also a very, very nice person. She used to take acting classes in a studio below my apt. She parked in my parking spot one day, and I was all pissed, because it would happen all the time, but she was so apologetic and nice, I forgave her quite quickly. She also loved my doggie, so she gets extra points for that. Love her!

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"Kids are nasty, dirty, disease-carrying midgets" who are "too sassy, too grown and talk back too much"
- Bernie Mac

Some dudes just shouldn't rock a fauxhawk.

Antonio used to be so hot before the Plastic Surgery Mummy got him in her clutches.

Happy birthday to Ronnie Spector...she escaped the horror show that is Phi Spector.

Aaaaah, Justin, come to mama. LOL!

Me too Triston. Harmon was the best ADA after Carey Lowell, Gere's wife.

Bon Gia!! *MUAH*

Now as for the Theroux and Banderas: yum... Banderas was SO fucking hot before Griffith.

And a happy day to Ronnie Spector too.

he would have been hotter without the cowlick

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where's my sauce, bitch?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world

Justin Theroux changes his look more than any straight man I've ever seen (I'm not implying he's NOT straight, btw).

And yes, he is related to travel writer Paul Theroux.

Diane Venora should act more and show these bitches how it's done!

And Abbie was my favorite ADA too, but I have a slight bias since I am from Dallas too.

I forgot all about Antonio Banderas. I thought Melanie had swallowed him whole by now with her trout lips.

And if I remember correctly, her birthday is tomorrow.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Didn't realize Theroux was quite that hot -- but he is! Loved him in The Baxter.

There are a hell of lot of cool sluts born today.

Justin Theroux is such a hot bastard. Even if his accent in 'Charlie's Angels' was terrible.

I love Diane Verona. She's a great character actress.

I'll always love Angie Harmon for 'Law and Order'. Abby Carmichael was the best ADA ever.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

Angie Harmon is a beautiful, tall, and talented glass of Texas water.

Loved her in 'Law & Order'.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!

Happy Birthday Diane Venora. I love your hot ass in Heat and Romeo and Juliet!

Good Morning MK ♥

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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville

Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM

yay! good morning MK.

Sorry about the sausage poking!!

Met Betsey Johnson a couple of months ago..she is so sweet and I would have had no idea she is 66...she looks atleast 15 years younger than that!

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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.

Happy Birthday Angie Harmon. Sweet and cute Texas girl who was ALMOST as good as Jill Hennessy playing McCoy's assistant.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

We bumped into Angie Harmon at a vintage clothing place on Third St. in LA. She was (a) incredibly lovely in person and (b) incredibly nice to everyone in the store, without trying to impress anyone. She also bought a rack of like 50 vintage dresses. So I can say we had a positive celeb encounter.

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Aperitif for Destruction

I love Ronnie Spector and can't wait to see her when she's over here.

Also eternally grateful this bumped KH's misery from the top of the page.