Brit Brit In Minnesota!
Cops in St. Paul, MN were called to the scene of a vending-machine theft and it didn't take them long to figure out who the hell did it. That's because the dumb fucks left a trail of Cheeto dust from the vending machine to a nearby house.
Inside the house, they found the three teenage Cheeto thieves along with tons of bags of other chips and candies. Of course, they all denied it. You know their hands were covered in Cheeto jizz and they still looked at the cop and said, "It wasn't me!" They were arrested.
Actually, Brit Brit would never let this happen. She's a fucking pro! Those little boys are amateurs! She would have cleaned the scene of the crime with her tongue. Besides, there's no way she could ever leave a trail of Cheeto dust. Cheeto dust follows her like a moth to a flame. You may think that's fake tanning grease on her skin, it's actually Cheeto dust that clings to her body every second of the day.
Brit Brit laughs at those little punks! And Cheesus is not amused.
Source - Image VIA Gallery of the Absurd
Thanks Andrea
Hah! I love Gallery of the Absurd. That picture is fantastic.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Submitted by angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 11:14am
proof positive... you were a danger to society from the begining!LOL!
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
PS. Cheeto is the only kind of "snack" of which I can eat one. Anymore than that and I'm nauseous.
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That's actually pretty funny. I did something like that when I was four or five (I still remember!). I got into the icing sugar (mmmm...icing sugar...). I had to climb on the counter to get to it and when my mom came in the room she asked me: Were you eating icing sugar? Of course I said "NO!", what else could I do? But there I stood with icing sugar on my nose and there she stood looking at the icing sugar all over the counter. Kids!
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Who steals cheeto's?! I mean, really?
If you're going to risk your freedom, really go for it.
I'm talking the Queens Jewels etc (no not Phillip)
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
The mere mention of Cheesus makes my day.
I love how that neck looks like a huge arm turning into a sock puppet which is Britneys face. W/ like Herpes all over her mouth.. Yuck!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Brit baby, try something that is natural. No caleries, no fat, no artificial colores or flavors.Served with love at the proper temp, My cum sweetheart. You can even have seconds or thirds, go for it.
Yeah? Well I bet these darned kids plan a little better before they hit the b*ng again. Friggin amatuers!
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
I love the detail of cheeto jizz on brit's mouth
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
"Now With More Fat!"
Cleaned the crime scene with her tongue- hilarious! Cheesus WOULD approve.
They are so going to be kicked out of The Cheeto Underground.
Chester don't play dat.
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It's obvious the kids were Maddie, Sean and Jayden.
They probably sat on K-Fed and his hommies shoulders to give them a little boost.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
how much more proof do people need?!... damnit, it's not easy being cheesy!
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"She went down to escape from her prison.
To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
Damn, the neck on that girl! anyways. Those silly kids! Well I hope they ate a ton before they got caught. I bet they had major tummy aches, And major ass aches when they got home. Parents prob spanked the shit out of them..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
This is the extent of how violent a pot-induced crime gets.
omg lmao!
At first I thought the packet was a REAL PACKET as in the dollar store rip offs hahaha!
Now that would be class.
Bwaaaaahhahahahahaha I forgot all about that cheeto bag!! LMAO
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