We're Not Going To Talk About IT

Submitted by . on August 8, 2008 - 2:19pm.
I don't think Suri is 'touched'...yes, she has wide-set eyes but c'mon...you can see she's totally aware of her surroundings, waving at the camera and in fact looking straight into the camera with an aware expression. -I can't say the same thing for Mommy though. :\
-----
Oh, I don't think she is either. But she definitely looks... er... "speshul."

@Mrs.K: Dawwwww. May I still laugh and watch wistfully?

************
Hi5.

*compares her to Jayden James Spears*
---------------------------------------

omg that's just cruel. there's nothing wrong with jayden, he just looks like britney :)

Submitted by FatMartha on August 8, 2008 - 9:10am.

Submitted by jim on August 8, 2008 - 12:35pm.

Once again, Jim's comments make me burst into fits of giggles so uncontrollable that I get shooshed by my nextdoor cube-mates.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
hands off sister, ALL CAPS JIM is mine.
(He is darling isn't he?)

-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy

I don't think Suri is 'touched'...yes, she has wide-set eyes but c'mon...you can see she's totally aware of her surroundings, waving at the camera and in fact looking straight into the camera with an aware expression. -I can't say the same thing for Mommy though. :\

~~~~~~~~~

"I'd rather be feared than loved because at least fear warns you but love? -Love blinds you before you have a chance to even see it coming."

Now y'all think she's retarded?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

*takes closer look*

*compares her to Jayden James Spears*
__________________________________________

"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

Suri looks 3 1/2

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

I'm with DebFrmHell and FatMartha on this, that little girl does not look right in the eyes at all. She looks mildly retarded or autistic.

And to anyone who wants to flame me for my comments, in advance I'll just tell you that you can eat my anus out. Thanks.

FUCK THE ROLLS!!! On her pants of course. Sheit I'm gonna start pinning my jeans again. And, maybe start wearing bandanas around my thigh and one around my neck with a knot.

Perhaps she just needs to stop wearing TommyBoy's fat jeans.

FUCK the 80s man! GAWD the fashion was HIDEOUS!

**************************************
Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!

Hey drama! I did a little routine for you in the Sienna/Balthazar thread. :)))

*still shakes a pom pom for effect*

Aphid, as long as you're onboard the conspiracy train in one fashion or another, you're a-okay in my book!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Submitted by lara on August 8, 2008 - 9:07am.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 8, 2008 - 12:53pm.

Chris Klein is Daddy, & Suri looks older because she is. Katie was already preggo when she met Tom. I'd bet my life on it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ok let's say you are right and she gave birth earlier then she said and she carried a pillow, but i think it would have been very hard to hide the first signs of pregnacy with the paparazzi taking pictures of them most of the time. i know i am a SuriLoonie, but i think she is tom's kid. it's in her eyes

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don't think Chris OR Tom are the daddy, I still think it's Tom's cousin

Suri is pretty cute, IMO.

Submitted by cartimandua on August 8, 2008 - 1:02pm.

Good grief...you know what else is there (at JJ)? Pics from paps sticking their cameras up in Christina Applegate's face as she makes her way into Cedars for treatment.

Cartimandua, that's all kinds of fucked up. Anyone who wants to be famous (or wants their innocent CHILDREN to be famous) nowadays is seriously fucked in the head.

Suri is absolutely adorable [as are many children] and Katie is definitely suffering from some sort of post-brainwashing depression.

~~~~~~~~~

"I'd rather be feared than loved because at least fear warns you but love? -Love blinds you before you have a chance to even see it coming."

...I am embarrassed, but I think her jeans are actually cute. I HATE TOM & KATIE!!! Why do I like this '80s New Kids on the Block look?!

Opops - I should have read the comments before posting.

Sorry about that.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley

Something is wrong here. Katie keeps wearing the same jeans and Suri keeps wearing the same shoes.

Something is fishy...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley

2nd thumbnail...Baby's first crotch shot. She is already flashing her underoos! Britney ain't got nothing on her! Wait until she is 24...she will really give the paps something to photograph.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 8, 2008 - 12:53pm.

Chris Klein is Daddy, & Suri looks older because she is. Katie was already preggo when she met Tom. I'd bet my life on it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ok let's say you are right and she gave birth earlier then she said and she carried a pillow, but i think it would have been very hard to hide the first signs of pregnacy with the paparazzi taking pictures of them most of the time. i know i am a SuriLoonie, but i think she is tom's kid. it's in her eyes

Good grief...you know what else is there (at JJ)? Pics from paps sticking their cameras up in Christina Applegate's face as she makes her way into Cedars for treatment.

I refused to click on the link and I think it is disgusting that she is being hassled.

*****************************************
"Africa is sexy and people need to know that." Bono

Chris Klein is Daddy, & Suri looks older because she is. Katie was already preggo when she met Tom. I'd bet my life on it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

there are new pics of katie at just jared. she is truly the most beautiful in holywood at the moment. about Suri...she looks like her mother, too cute. what can i say, i am SuriLoonie :))

suri is really adorable. but hopefully she wont be a lil brat. again katie has issues. there is something that is troubling

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 8, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 8, 2008 - 12:49pm.
You're not the only one. She does have oddly shaped, spaced, and sized eyes.
---------------
Isn't that a trademark FAS feature?
-----
Er, yes, I think so actually. That, and an oddly-shaped or oversized head.

*glances uneasily at Suri again*

MALFUNCTION!!!!
************
Hi5.

Here's who Suri is going to look like when she's grown. The wide bridge and wide set eyes will end up working for her.

Look at thumbnail #3 and then look at this link.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/camilla-belle-teen-vogue-young-h...

*****************************************
"Africa is sexy and people need to know that." Bono

It's probably to ensure that she grows up to be a proper little lady.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

I know deb! Makes me think back and my daughter lived in little boy jeans and pink keds at that age.

Poor Suri! She's in need of all our hand-me-downs.

*****************************************
"Africa is sexy and people need to know that." Bono

(Granny Clampett....you'd better watch out...them there's fightin' words. Yer gonna have them loons after ya if ya ain't careful.)
-----------
Btw...on the Suri's age topic. I think a lot of the problem is Shiloh and Suri were covered so exhaustively in the press at the same time, and Shiloh seemed so much younger than Suri even though they are close to the same age. It was hard reconciling the two. But it also seems Shiloh is catching up developmentally.

Suri is adorable!!!!!!!!1

Suri's a sweetie, and it looks like Katie dotes on her. But Suri really needs to play with other kids!

And Katie needs to eat. In the last thumbnail, even the rings on her fingers are loose.

Submitted by FatMartha on August 8, 2008 - 12:22pm.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 8, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Not trying to hate on a little kid, but when I looked at her eyes my first thought was special needs child. She has beautiful coloring tho with the light eyes and dark hair.
-----
You're not the only one. She does have oddly shaped, spaced, and sized eyes.
---------------

Isn't that a trademark FAS feature?

Carti,
I can't remember a picture of this little kid in pants, play clothes, smiling, or with other little kids!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann

I hope she isn't pregnant . Her life already sucks...imagine with another " woman-/baby"

Suri IS pretty damn adorable! But och....let the little wee one wear something else to the playpark. Posh needs to send over some little girl DVBs PDQ.

I do think Katie has some kookoo stylist who dresses her. But she looks perfect for the park or for classes/rehearsals. Too bad Suri can't dress down too though. I actually feel bad for her and have this strange urge to box up all my daughter's old sundresses and playclothes and mail them off.

Btw...no way does that kid look like anyone but Tom Cruise. Same eyes and nose bridge as Tom...family trait, William Mapother has the look too.

*****************************************
"Africa is sexy and people need to know that." Bono

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 8, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Not trying to hate on a little kid, but when I looked at her eyes my first thought was special needs child. She has beautiful coloring tho with the light eyes and dark hair.
-----
You're not the only one. She does have oddly shaped, spaced, and sized eyes. Thumbnail #5 don't help either.
************
Hi5.

God will strike me down for this but Suri is cuter than the Brangelina Messiahs...

Where to begin?

Suri is either Chris Klein's or Josh Hartnett's child...I wish MK would do a side by side.

Suri is going to be three in December...but frankly, looks to be almost four. If she is a L. Ron production, maybe that is why she is aging at a rapid pace. Seems to be affecting Katebot, too...she looks to be about 45.

Not trying to hate on a little kid, but when I looked at her eyes my first thought was special needs child. She has beautiful coloring tho with the light eyes and dark hair.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann

DAMNIR! THE DIAPER! AGAIN!

If she looks at all like Tom, it could be because KATIE and Tom look a lot alike... same coloring, at least. She looks a lot like Chris Klein in the 5th thumbnail.

I see the addition of the Smile Emoticon Mode software down loaded successfully.

Sad robot baby, no kids to play with.

/\
Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by jim on August 8, 2008 - 9:05am.

HOW OLD IS THIS BITCH??? ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER 1/2 INCH OF THAT STUPID FUCKING HAIRCUT!! THIS FRUMPY CUNT IS DONE!!
*********
ah hahahahah I love that the most offensive thing about this whole situation is her ever-changing hair

☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•☼•
She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me dont stop dancing and she's pulling me near

Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 8, 2008 - 11:50am.

let's make a delicious baby sandwich with Suri and Shiloh as buns and li'l miss Zahara as the sugar and spice...yummy yummy!
------------------

Can we use Violet as the sandwich spear? She's mighty precious.

Submitted by jim on August 8, 2008 - 12:35pm.

Once again, Jim's comments make me burst into fits of giggles so uncontrollable that I get shooshed by my nextdoor cube-mates.
************
Hi5.

I had a dress just like that when i was just a wee child.. I wore it to a wedding a lots of other places. I remember when I wore it to my aunts wedding I had torn panty hose (black) such a shame my mom let me go like that! Of course I'm sure Suri's dress cost $3000 times more then mine, but MINE had a lil red rose on the waist. *sticks tongue out* So There!!!

-----------------------------------
Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

"She's a small wonder..."

HOW OLD IS THIS BITCH??? ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER 1/2 INCH OF THAT STUPID FUCKING HAIRCUT!! THIS FRUMPY CUNT IS DONE!!

tommy just programmed her to do what posh does:

http://www.dlisted.com/node/26539

Seriously, Suri is the cutest kid in Hollywood. By far. Her parents, on the other hand, oy.

Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?

I just think Katie is on punishment from Tom to have to wear those same jeans over day after day! Like Madonna does w/ her daughter, Lordes. IF Lordes leaver her clothes lying around on the floor, Madonna throws them away, and makes her wear the same clothes again, so I've heard. IDK?? Seems like a mirror effect going on here..

-----------------------------------
Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Totally Tom Cruise's kid-- look at the third thumbnail, she looks just like him! So so so cute, it's sickening, really.
^^^
EAT SHIT AND LIVE!