Friday, August 8th 2008
We're Not Going To Talk About IT
Let's just ignore the huge, fugly elephant from the late 1980s in the room and focus on something else. Let's talk about why everyone thinks Stepford Katie is knocked up. I don't buy it. It's just barley bloat. Besides, Tommy Girl probably drank up the rest of L. Ron Hubbard's frozen baby batter.
On a sweeter note (I can be sweet), Little Suri is pretty damn adorable and you know how I feel about children-types. I'm also tempted to e-mail Tommy and ask for Suri's blueprints so that I can build my own!
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i think Suri looks like the turkey baster... that's it, i'm out
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To free herself from her fears.
All those years up to here with tradition,
and opportunity so near."
I'm on the Chris Klein band wagon too (the eyes). The timing would've worked out since TG & Katie aren't having "relations."
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If that is a repeat outfit, Katie should expect a call from J.Lo....she's going to give Katie hell...
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Dear TommyGirl:
Please program some emotions into your "daughter." She's creeping us out.
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finally! I was just wondering if the kid could walk
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where's my sauce, bitch?
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Hate to burst the conspiracy bubble but Suri looks nothing like Chris Klein, and an awful lot like her father, which would be Tom Cruise... I remeber the first thing that popped into my head when I saw a picture of her was just how much she looked like both parents...
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 10:44am
let's make a delicious baby sandwich with Suri and Shiloh as buns and li'l miss Zahara as the sugar and spice...yummy yummy!
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 8, 2008 - 11:35am.
So does Suri come from Tommy Girl's frozen nono juice, or is she Chris Klein's? It seems fucked up that he'd just bow out and let another man take credit for his daughter, and never even get to meet her, but he is an asshole so maybe he took a bribe from TG.
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Of course I can't remember where I had read it. Just that it was rumoured that he told her to have an abortion and she refused.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 8, 2008 - 11:40am.
Christ, angel i, I noticed that too. Sick that we know what lil' Suri wore to the Little Mermaid!
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I was worried about us for a second there!
But it's just the shoes. She wore something satiny and off-white that day. Is it sick that I checked? LOL!
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Every picture looks like a kidnapping. I'm not sure who the victim is, though. Probably both of them.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 8, 2008 - 11:36am.
Is it weird that every time I see her adorable little face (Suri) I just want to break out the BBQ sauce and just eat her!!! Nom nom nom...
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Mmmm, BBQ baby nom noms. I agree. I'd eat her up after I eat up little Shiloh. BTW, am giving ALL CREDIT to Brad for her cuteness. The only way in which she resembles Tardalina is the anus lips and, well, say no more.
I know we always focus on Katie's jeans; but, have you noticed that Suri always wears the same gold "slippers"? Her shoes never change! I've never had kids, so I don't know, but even for kids that young, they can wear different shoes, right???
I really don't understand why people think that girl is Chris', I mean I know why people say that but I see no resemblance at all! I remember seeing some pictures of joey potter at a girl and it looks like suri. And noooo I am no devoted to Xenu or TommyGirl, its for reals people!
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I love her.. she is always in little dresses and ballet flats..she is so girly..love it!
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Christ, angel i, I noticed that too. Sick that we know what lil' Suri wore to the Little Mermaid! Kate should really watch about repeating outfits on Suri - it must enrage her to the point of wanting to short circuit her mother with barley water.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Who dresses their kid like that to go to the park?
This is all contrived so we dont look at Kate's regret hiding behimd the glasses
I'm starting to see a little Tom in Suri. I know, I can't believe it myself.
And she's a beauty, by the way.
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Don't worry Mommy, Daddy will be back from planet Xenon soon.
Isn't that the outfit she wore to the Little Mermaid? Those are the shoes, at any rate.
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Is it weird that every time I see her adorable little face (Suri) I just want to break out the BBQ sauce and just eat her!!! Nom nom nom...
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Submitted by cat777 on August 8, 2008 - 11:05am.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
where are they playing and why are they sitting on the street? Is this not NYC?
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So does Suri come from Tommy Girl's frozen nono juice, or is she Chris Klein's? It seems fucked up that he'd just bow out and let another man take credit for his daughter, and never even get to meet her, but he is an asshole so maybe he took a bribe from TG.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
@Mix Well, particularly:
It's not the movies. It's life.
You're right. I've seen pics of them partying and looking happy together and not that long ago. And, of course she always looks morose. She just wants to take her kid to the park - I think it would have made me crazy when my DD was that age to not just be able to stroll over to the park without a gaggle of photogs trailing behind. It's likely also why she dresses them up.
And maybe she is wearing his jeans because she's away (but that kinda gives me weird chills because he just seems the kinda guy that would tell her to - that's why she wears them EVERY day).
And Suri looks healthy and happy.
But life - and not the movies - has certainly taught me that everything is not always as it appears. That, often, the better it appears, the worse things really are.
Unless it appears crazy - like Tom Cruise.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 8, 2008 - 10:30am
Nah, he probably keeps them long so you can't see how thick the soles of his shoes are.
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Monkeypox honey, we have all decided they are not Tom's jeans....she wouldn't have to roll them up!
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Submitted by Devore on August 8, 2008 - 11:17am.
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Sucks to be me cause,I am in a similar(sp?)relationship.Ya know 'cept all the money!
I know I may be the only one who thinks this but I think it's kinda sweet that Katie wears Tom's jeans while she's away from him. It's really no different from me wearing my bf's shirt to sleep if we were living away from each other. And Suri is the prettiest baby ever!!! I can only hope my kids are that beautiful...
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That little wave is so damn precious. It's too bad you can see the diva in her already.
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That is funny cause I just thought the same exact thing!
Well, I guess Suri being dressed the way she is makes a lot of sense if the Scientologist are serious about letting kids make their own decisions... it probably also explains why she's always wearing those shoes.
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No Pucci for the park? Suri should be embarrassed to leave the house...
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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it- don't want it; if there's a remedy, I'll run from it- from it; think about it all the time, never let it out of my mind, cause I love you....
Submitted by Mix Well on August 8, 2008 - 11:16am.
Mix, sooooooooo you're telling me I should limit the Lifetime Movie Network in my TV viewing repertoire? ;p
Devore, you made some good points but I had to chuckle when you used the term "Allowed" in regards to Katie. ;)
Suri is overdressed for the playground.
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Suribot is pretty damn adorable. It sucks that she has to grow up in a cult.
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this kid is too cute
I feel bad for Suri....She can't have a moment in her life when she isn't being pursued by photographers. No matter where she goes, she has to be chased and smile.
Not cool.
Suri has always reminded me of Tom's cousin William Mapother. She has the same face.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 8, 2008 - 11:18am.
I still think Tom beats the crap out of Katie....
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Submitted by Devore on August 8, 2008 - 11:17am.
heres the thing though, i dont know any mom who dresses up her toddler for playtime in a park.
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Eep! I do! It's a money thing. Or so I've observed.
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Yeah !! That is the kind of outfit I would put my kid to play in at the park. That is a little party dress. Has Katie ever heard of Childrens' place or what ever the name of that store is.
PS: Does Suri own ANY pants, jeans, or shorts like normal kids.
I still think Tom beats the crap out of Katie....
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Someone made a great point the other day wondering why Katie was ALWAYS with Suri. Does she have no adult friends? I'm all for hanging out with your child but it seems like that is all she does and that cannot be healthy.
Speaking of which, Dramaqueen....I wonder how much K&R insurance costs for these rarified "humans"
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She's cold because she's starving to fucking death. Get over yourself as a Hollywood wife, tell your husband the cupcakes are back on the menu and gain a few so you aren't shivering in the goddamn summer.
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im sorry, but the little girl is adorable.
suri has beautiful coloring ( dark hair, light colored eyes)
its important for you to see these pics because it proves:
a. katie and co are normal and do normal things.
b. katie is allowed out on her own.
heres the thing though, i dont know any mom who dresses up her toddler for playtime in a park.
Awww Suri is so cute. I never saw it before but she really is starting to resemble Chris KLein.
BTW, what the hell is that ad for, "Prison Weekly"? Those two ugly-ass twinks are creeping me the fuck out.
you people are unreal. she's smiling in those pictures and i seriously doubt dastardly tom is beating poor kate behind the scenes. you people watch entirely too many movies.
ha ha.
i think i'm the only person who still hasn't gotten over the 80's (this is an EIGHTIES thing!). i have jeans like those and i tried doing the tight roll - LAST YEAR, but it didn't look right measured against everyone around me, so the jeans are staying in the closet until the look comes back. Apparently, frickin' Katie is waging a one-woman war to resurrect 'em. but she wasn't even alive in the 80's, was she?