Friday, August 8th 2008

"Look At My New Man Stealing Shirt!"

I'm a little disappointed with Sienna Miller for keeping Balthazar Getty's salchicha around this long. But it looks like he's still making her chocha sing, because they were spotted together in Malibu yesterday. You know Sienna even had to buy that shit for herself! I don't get it. The dude has issues and he might not even inherit anything from the Getty fortune!? Seriously, he must have "slap yo momma" dick.

And why does this twat need to buy clothes? She never wears any!

Posted by: Michael K


M.E.'s picture

Completely shameless. I'm totally disgusted.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

I'm tired of this homewrecking, no-neck slut. Also, how old is Bathazar Getty? His look is reaching pepaw territory. Homeboy needs some Grecian formula or something to clean that shit up.

gyeah's picture

who are these people again? Anyway, loves me some James Perse

dramaqueen365247's picture

Submitted by Aphid on August 8, 2008 - 12:42pm.

Thank you sweetie!
Eh, he's over it. Hahaha.

Well, I, for one, will NEVER be over it!
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Aphid's picture

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 8, 2008 - 9:38am.
Aphid, you are my FAVORITE!!!!!! I see you've moved on to the sexy cheerleader. I bet your bf loves that!
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Thank you sweetie!
Eh, he's over it. Hahaha.

dramaqueen365247's picture

Aphid, you are my FAVORITE!!!!!! I see you've moved on to the sexy cheerleader. I bet your bf loves that!
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Aphid's picture

Howdy PSL! I was off yesterday too. Had my first mammogram. OUCH is all I can say.

DRAMA! *does a backflip and shakes "pom poms", then does a little bump-and-grind*

Hello all you other hot sluts. A very Happy Friday to you all. *curtsies*

parissucksliterally's picture

Aphid darling!!! I wish I didn't have to work today, you lucky bitch.....

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dramaqueen365247's picture

Nothing but hate for this whore.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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angry mom's picture

what shameless twats-fucking gross.

Aphid's picture

He's seen enough of her fried eggs. He's on to the next ho.

dreamhypnotique's picture

She's rich, but that doesn't mean she's not a loser. He's a man and doesn't do a man's work (as in, make your own way in the world without daddy's help), and that means he's a pu$$y.

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No Words's picture

They are both absolutely pathetic. He could give a shit unless he is boning her, and she looks like a developmentally challenged child with a shiny object.

Clarisse's picture

Balty looks completely uninterested. He only looks her way when she is topless.

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UKer's picture

I hope they both catch AIDS and die a slow painful death for ruining six people's lives.

CindyC's picture

Are these supposed to be taken yesterday? She has a flowered dress on in one photo and pants and a shirt on in the other.

YesterdaysTrashQueen's picture

He's like the third Corey.
Just like the fifth Beatle.
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kdracofan's picture

Other Salchicha names:

Pipi
pinga
penis
peen

what else?

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Salem13's picture

Wait I thought he said he was going back to his wife?

angel_i's picture

Haha! He doesn't even want to look at them.

She's all: Look Ballsy! Look at the clothes.
And he's like: Whatever.

Ok HUGE OFFTOPIC but if you have never heard this (i'm so gonna post it more than once)

It's Tina Fey calling Paris Hilton a piece of shit. She totally riffs on her hosting SNL and how torturous it was. OMG - it's funny.

"You'd walk down the hall and you'd find like this like nasty piece of barbie on the floor...and you'd be like :This came off her head?"

Anyhow: the sound quality is awful but so worth it.

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magdalene's picture

and there goes lunch...

*retch*

parissucksliterally's picture

TMZ said, Sienna is buying a shirt she won't be wearing....lol

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mike's picture

Balthazar kind looks like the less crazy of the Coreys in the main pic.