Monday, August 11th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 8th!
That crazy astronaut lady is at it again! - TrishNY12
Runners-up:
Just when Shia LeBoeuf thinks his troubles are over, he gets caught in a shit and run. - Gina Latina
mob bosses were pissed when once again jimmy fucked up and put the wrong kind of bomb in the car - Ma Nom
Thanks Anna
Woohoo! Congrats Gina!
Congrats winners - funny!!
Can't believe how much I've missed CT...
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Congrats funny hwores!
I also liked MJF's "Ironically, he actually just dropped the kids off at the pool."
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
What, your car doesn't have a turd gear?
Finally, someone has made it possible to eat at a Taco Bell drive thru!
Sunrisegold71
"Click It or Shit it"
Sunrisegold71
Now that Robert Downey Jr is clean - he's the king of Multi-tasking!!
His bumper sticker would read, I too would rather be fishing, or square-dancing, or even shitting.
These model cars first seen in AR, TN, AL
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
Wow I would have thought the dude from Clerks would have saved some money.
Schneider still lived by the motto "One Day at a Time".
Charlie Sheen didn't notice notice the paps around as he was leafing through pics of Denise.
The new Pri-ASS car saves you money by using your own gas!
Man, Dante from Clerks really hit rock-bottom after the Kevin Smith movie roles dried up.
Today on Pimp My Crapper: Raul's potty goes portable
Yo you hear about the new show on the History Channel, Shit Road Truckers?? Robertoooo
E! comes up with a replacement series for Denise Richards mouth. Billy Bob: It's constipated.
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
I've always wanted to take a large dump and parallel park at the same time. Now I can do this without shitting my pants...
Aware that the Mini Cooper is just too metrosexual for most men, BMW tests the more masculine market by unvailing the new Mini Pooper.
In addition to being a lousy husband, it's now obvious that Tom Green is also a shitty driver.
Eat your heart out, Al Bundy!
I used to dream of owning an '85 Cadillac, now I live in one!
The new life for John Edwards, after confessing to his seceret love child.
When eating on the run just isn't enough anymore.
"I bet people really think I'm takin' a dump."
Jim Bob's recent ad on Craigslist advertised a motorhome, complete with a shitter. Little did we know he was more literal than what we figured.
Gawd dam that pappa rattzi always gits them girlies coochies when they gits out of der autos.
Who would be dum nuff to git caught dune that?
Now that's biofuel.
As clever as Jim was to install a toilet in his pick-up, the dumb ass forgot to take off his underpants to use it.
Lisa Nowak's brother tests the prototype for her next cross-country stalking expedition.
Zoom zoom, my ass!
"Well I used to fall ASLEEP at the wheel, now I can read instead."
...this really isn't a bad idea. how many times have you needed to go while driving?
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Excuse me, I have to hit the road/head.
If you get in your car to take a crap, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy eat your heart out!
This is why the cadaver dogs hit on Casey's car.
Frank finally realized his 1988 LeSabre was a piece of crap so he just took the next logical step.
I knew Tom Green's career fell, but I didn't realize it'd gone this far...
Carl giggled to himself when he overheard the neighbors say his exhaust fumes smelled like shit.
Dammit man! If you're going to dump and drive at least wear your damn shitbelt.
Honk, HONK!!!...yeah I know I'm a shitty driver
Fuck you too!!!
Dan's reaction to his 40th Birthday gift -
"Thank You Aunt Cathy for my shitty ride"
whether at home or on the road, when you gotta shit, you gotta shit.
visit my blog if you are bored:
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
2038: After mega celebrity baby photos went out of style, People Magazine turned to the now-adult love child of Toilet Lady and Car Fucker for new headlines.
The infamous car fucker still needs a little porn to get it up for tailpipe time.
Well, that's one way to increase your gas milage.
Shit in your seat, cum in the coin tray Robertoooo
What do you get the man that has it all?? Bud Mud Flaps. Robertoooo
The Japanese....they think of EVERYTHING.....Well, you know, if it involves cars....or toilets.
Jordan was SO excited to have his new toilet installed, he forgot to pull down his underwear.
I guess Bob took the term "portapotty" too seriously.