Afternoon Crumbs

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!

I have to get me one of those pink captain hats before the summer is over.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 1:35pm.
I read in TV Guide that Lauren from The Hills gets $75k per episode.. WTF..
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You are kidding right!

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

"Ceiling Eyes in a sea of homo douchebags" = most accurate caption ever.

Rock hard side boob... yummy. *barfs quietly*

☠

"That was the most ludicrous pack of verbal peanut butter buttfuck I have ever read." ~DebFrmHell

http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony

I don't care what Brock Whoreagain does he's still a man.....

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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008

Brooke Hogan is what, 19, and already going in for repairs?

Well, she has a long list and she needs to get it into high gear!

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Xxyxz.. Oh did he see email? I'm sorry! Was that bad?

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Oklahoma

He's gone now. He asked about pillio times

LOL! Now I'm going to stalk grocery times

Bbl

Not all of those Volleyball asses are so great.. That one in the Green bottom isn't uhm, that, uh..ya know.. *looks down*

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

looks like brooke got a chin job...

☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆

C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..

Fuck what is going on with my stomach? I just burped and it tasted like sushi.

Well, for future reference, if you want to burp sushi, mix a shitty BLT turkey sandwich with Hickory Sticks and a Diet Pepsi.

Moob alarm on the left :D

* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*

so what is franco a 14yo teeny bopper with his male version of a girl crush? too much...

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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."

~Posh-esque

Clarisse.. Bwahahahaha @ your signature.. Ain't that the truth!!

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Submitted by Clarisse on August 8, 2008 - 2:10pm.

*hears LCT has a yucky tummy*

Here! Quick!

http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/show/gerard_butler/01
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Sigh. Such a thin piece of fabric covering the most amazing goldmine on earth.

And the world will never know.

Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 2:07pm.

Yes, Why? The homeless man on the street, that I showed last week, said that it looked and tasted normal. His doctors certificate seemed like it was from a reliable source, too. I believe anything written in red crayon..
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It has a taste? Lemme try!
*lick*
*smacking lips*

Mmmmm... it's like burnt bacon and sour cream! It's delicious!
Oh, do you think that doctor gives paps? It's about time for my physical.

*hears LCT has a yucky tummy*

Here! Quick!

http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/show/gerard_butler/01

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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
it a biscuit!

Submitted by xxyxz on August 8, 2008 - 2:06pm.

*Cries in LCT's vomit*

You know I loves you
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The tears are having a strange reaction to the vomit... they're evaporating... into... a unicorn! What a lovely magical thing it is!

I bought Hickory Sticks and a Diet Pepsi. I feel MUCH better. I loves you too.

Ok Xxyxz. I e'd you back! You get, if not, You give me four dorrar, you go now.

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Submitted by xxyxz on August 8, 2008 - 2:03pm.

LCT

Yeast infection
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Pubic hair infested oatmeal

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 1:57pm.

@LCT.. Here rub this. *shows off third nipple* yep, that'll surely take your mind off of, well, anything..
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Is it supposed to be black and crusty?

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Yes, Why? The homeless man on the street, that I showed last week, said that it looked and tasted normal. His doctors certificate seemed like it was from a reliable source, too. I believe anything written in red crayon..

Submitted by . on August 8, 2008 - 1:58pm.

Aww, LTC. :( Here..."Plop! Plop! Fizz! Fizz! Oh whatta relief it is...fast, fast, fast!

Well, I tried, kid!

I'm fairly gurgly-tummy troubled myself after the looking at the bubbly crotch tub o' fun pool and the Keanu waxy build-up debacle. *bleh*
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Thank you my dear. The virtual fizzing is helping. And EW. I was expecting him to be walking around with a long white candle literally in his ear. What a disgusting disappointment. At least it's not orange vomit this time I suppose.

*Cries in LCT's vomit*

You know I loves you

Yes, Pot does settle my stomach too, espec when I've taken one too many pills, But a salted cracker might work as well.

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 1:57pm.

@LCT.. Here rub this. *shows off third nipple* yep, that'll surely take your mind off of, well, anything..
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Is it supposed to be black and crusty?

Keanu, you're making it hard for me to keep on loving you.

Audrina is even uglier than her name. I'm so bored of that special-ed looking bitch.

LCT

Yeast infection

LCT, swig some Pepto-Bismol....

pot always hepls me when I am nauseous, but I think you are at work.....

are you going to call it "shiny turkey" now too? heehee

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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it- don't want it; if there's a remedy, I'll run from it- from it; think about it all the time, never let it out of my mind, cause I love you....

*glares @ XXyxz*

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

PSL
I never click on the "do not click here" items

I just won't do it!

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 1:50pm.

Ugh I just ate a turkey sandwich. Apparently deli-style compounded turkey meat makes my tummy want to purge. Please send do-not-vomit wishes.

Aww, LTC. :( Here..."Plop! Plop! Fizz! Fizz! Oh whatta relief it is...fast, fast, fast!

Well, I tried, kid!

I'm fairly gurgly-tummy troubled myself after the looking at the bubbly crotch tub o' fun pool and the Keanu waxy build-up debacle. *bleh*
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"I'd rather be feared than loved because at least fear warns you but love? -Love blinds you before you have a chance to even see it coming."

@LCT.. Here rub this. *shows off third nipple* yep, that'll surely take your mind off of, well, anything..

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

highrisehomo on August 8, 2008 - 1:51pm.

Did you guys know that "VENTIMIGLIA" means "Twenty Thousand"?

- Shitney thinks it means snack times.
(get it, Venti, Starbucks...never mind)

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by xxyxz on August 8, 2008 - 1:54pm.

@@LCT BOOB SWEAT
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NUT ROT!

Submitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 1:54pm.

*mentally wishing LCT not to puke*

*puts magic indian under pillow*
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Thanks Okietokie. I tried thinking about your corndog but that's not helping. Maybe thinking about soft booby skin will. Wow... actually, it is. Does that mean I'm a lesbian?

Oklahoma
Done!! Just be careful what you write

No inlaw times'. No wire hangers!
@@LCT BOOB SWEAT

Mena Suvari looks like Ivana Trump...I'm guessing since it was Andy Warhol's 80th Birthday party, she was trying to channel Edie Sedgwick. Fail

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 8, 2008 - 1:52pm.

LCT, my BFF is HS used to call cheap deli turkey, "shiny turkey"....it just doesn't look real....all preservatives and stuff....
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And it gets that weird iridescent sheen to it... ugh, I need to load something on top of it so I can stop tasting it and stop wanting to vom it into the garbage can.

*mentally wishing LCT not to puke*

*puts magic indian under pillow*

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

LCT, my BFF is HS used to call cheap deli turkey, "shiny turkey"....it just doesn't look real....all preservatives and stuff....

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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it- don't want it; if there's a remedy, I'll run from it- from it; think about it all the time, never let it out of my mind, cause I love you....

Did you guys know that "VENTIMIGLIA" means "Twenty Thousand"?

Ugh I just ate a turkey sandwich. Apparently deli-style compounded turkey meat makes my tummy want to purge. Please send do-not-vomit wishes.

Can I just say that I have a huge pet peeve of hangers in the bottom of the closet, i was looking thru shoes last night, and the hangers that were down there were pissing me off, All tangled.. OMG, I about had to pop a xanax.. Literally! *holds up literally hand* Damn that makes me mad! So I took my time and dug thru all of them, until there were "NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!" lol

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Submitted by FatMartha on August 8, 2008 - 1:46pm.

SWEATY BUTTCRACK! Sorry had to get that off my chest.
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LABIA FOLD PERSPIRATION!

xxyz, i won't look either!

Earwax smell IS so nasty!

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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it- don't want it; if there's a remedy, I'll run from it- from it; think about it all the time, never let it out of my mind, cause I love you....

SWEATY BUTTCRACK! Sorry had to get that off my chest.

Anybob, I saw "Keanu has a candle in his ear" and I thought, "Oh, that's nice, he's getting ear candles to clean the wax out."

WRONG.
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Hi5.

That nasty assed crotch frappé photo does nothing for me except nauseate the hell out of me.

Keanu looks like a fricking bear piss drinking mountain man.

Did Mina join the B-52's?

Sean Penn has peen envy? lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

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"I'd rather be feared than loved because at least fear warns you but love? -Love blinds you before you have a chance to even see it coming."

Did anybody see the gay thats on Brooke's show? I'm convinced that hes an actor theres no way any self respecting gay would hang out with her

What's even more gross than seeing ear wax is smell it on someone. If it gets bad enough, you can actually smell it if you get too close to their head. Nastiest smell ever.

Xxyxz.. Email me if you can! do it! I will do no panties time..

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;