Afternoon Crumbs

I WILL NOT look at. The earwax pictures

I read in TV Guide that Lauren from The Hills gets $75k per episode.. WTF.. I bet Audrina gets like $8k.. She's so dumb she doesn't even know the difference between those numbers..

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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Keanu: gross. Clean your friggin' ears. How hard is that? You can afford to PAY somebody to clean them for you. I'll do it, for chrissakes. I'll even shave you. The face fuzz is ratty-looking, too.

Brooke still looks like She-Hulk, minus the green skin. She's a man beast that at some point had a vagina, but it fled in terror.

Keanu why do you make it so hard for me to love you? Ugh.

dreamhypnotique:
THANK YOU! FUCK I'm glad I'm not the only one.

earwax buildup is SO gross.....he hasn't heard of peroxide?

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What kind of man thinks he can rock a hot pink Captain and Tenille hat?

It boggles my mind.

DeeDee

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Love the Avvie

Ugh, that Neo earwax is sooo gross! When I was a kid, I'll never forget looking over at a classmate and seeing the crustiest, nastiest, goopiest buildup ever. Even though you're not supposed to, I use a Q-tip every day. That will never be me.

*sigh*

Somebody pinch me

UGH! Fucking Paris is making T-SHIRTS that say "Paris for President"
Sold at fucking KITSON, of course.....*pukes*

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Submitted by angry mom on August 8, 2008 - 10:16am.

<3! :-D

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Am I the only one who thinks Mena looks better than she has in a long time?

Can we just drop Brooke & Rumer on some uncharted island? Ugh

I kind of feel sorry for Pink. I think she expected a lot more from the marriage than Carey did. Been there, done that.
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Ewww, earwax. Keanu is looking Jeramiah Johnsonish with that shaggy beard.

I kinda dig Mena's hair.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM

The ceiling eyes pic would be a great "Caption This"

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 8, 2008 - 12:02pm.
-first of all, fucking hilarious!
-secondly, you have trumped the previous avie with an even hotter one...you officially have a fan!xoxo

-OT:audrina's eyes, disposition, and fake tits fucking gross me out...yet another reason I won't get cable/dish.

I think Pink is talented, but yeah, the attitude is stupid and she has a terrible body.

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Meh!?!? (tee hee hee)

The most interesting thing about today's Afternoon Crumbs is Neo's gross ear wax?

I wanna see someone nekkid! (NO! Not you Sienna!)

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Submitted by Salem13 on August 8, 2008 - 10:06am.

Pink annoys me to no fuckin end with her "I'm so badass" attitude ugh.
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She is also under the mistaken impression that she's all hard and in shape when in reality she's just one of those girls you play tennis with and after one set they already sprained their ankle because they're too uncoordinated to play properly. Her proportions are all wrong -- stumpy, stubby, irrelevant.

And her music is L-A-M-E. Can't sing, def can't dance. NEXT.

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Pink annoys me to no fuckin end with her "I'm so badass" attitude ugh. James Francos hot. Brook Hogan needs drop off the face of the earth.

This is why I had rather spent my 21 going to a nice dinner and spending the day with friends then going to Las vegas people thought I was uncool same thing goes for spring I'd rather spend that time travling The Pyrenees in Spain then going to lame wet t-shirt contest and appearing in girls gone wild.

Whenever I see wanksters sitting around smoking cigars and wearing fedoras trying to look all important and mafia-like (usually they claim to be "working on a producing project" or other BS), I just wish a cadillac full of slick ginzos would tommy-gun them out of their fantasy, or at least politely remind them that just because you talk a big game doesn't mean you really don't work at Yankee Candle Company.

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I'm not impressed with the butts--look like ordinary ones to me.

omg I thought that was Tom Cruise in the black hat and shades. With his twin, Tom Cruise, next to him!

I don't know the girl, so my eyes were drawn to a familiar face (or two?)

the fact that Audrina gets 5-10K for going to a prty sickens me to no end.

Nice butts, volleyball girls!

Mena has been looking dykish for a while now...

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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it- don't want it; if there's a remedy, I'll run from it- from it; think about it all the time, never let it out of my mind, cause I love you....