She HAS To Perform
Brit Brit shot a promo for the MTV VMAs yesterday with host Russell Brand and some grouchy elephant. Yes, that elephant is grouchy! He's been forced to hold his nose and breathe through his mouth, because Brit Brit cut one.
The promo was shot at Paramount Studios, the joint where this year's awards is being held. A source told E!'s Marc Malkin about the promo, "It was mostly ad-libbed, with Russell asking her for advice about hosting the show. There's also a 9,000-pound elephant in it, as in 'the elephant in the room.' "
It was smart of Brit Brit to do a promo with Russell. His lizard's nest makes her weave look like it came directly from Rapunzel's head.
MTV kept their traps shut about the possibility of Brit Brit presenting or possibly performing at this year's awards show.
MTV needs to make this happen! She needs the chance to top last year's Vicodin-induced masterpiece. I know she doesn't have a new song or anything, but she could just perform "E-Mail My Heart" with dancing computers.
And you know Russell tried to hit that. He should've just told Brit Brit that his dick tastes like cheese. He wouldn't be lying!
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omg! The moment I saw Russell with Britney i just KNEW sexay times occured almost instantaneously. Like Russell, this is Brit...omg they're shagging.
lol I bet Russ was in his damn element. He loves shagging anything that stops for a 2nd so Britney must have been like an exotic (compared to home!) dalliance.
Russell you cad!
DAE,
Thanks for another classic pic. I love terrifying friends and family by mailing your stuff to them. :)
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by xxyxz on August 8, 2008 - 3:44pm.
I'm having an off day
Skank,cock motherfucker
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Oooohhh...well let me turn you on then!!!!
OnT: I used to love Britney...now shes just a middle aged mom...her appeal is fadinf.....FAST!
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So catch me when I fall,
I won't remember anything at all
Damn..Brit should rock the Open-Mouth-Chestica-Smile more often!
That shizz looks good on her.
Hmmm..Did she have work done?
Looks like Brit's publicist finally found someone/thing with thicker legs for her to be photographed with. Nice try...she's still "Thickney" in my book.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Unfitney & Jamie Lynn share a close interment moment (NSFW)
http://ste.loghman.online.fr/arian/ALA-WEB/FATTIES.JPG
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Submitted by Clarisse on August 8, 2008 - 4:06pm.
UKer,
Russell is a funny fucker, but genius may be pushin it.
Eddie Izzard on the other hand = Pure Genius.
=)
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nope sorry, I too love Eddie Izzard, but Russell is one of those people who you either hate or adore.
The guy's vocabulary and his wordiness leave me speachless, he is so fucking clever.
just watch a few clips on youtube.
UKer,
Russell is a funny fucker, but genius may be pushin it.
Eddie Izzard on the other hand = Pure Genius.
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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
it a biscuit!
Just another reason to boycott MTv.
Crappy faux-reality shows and now crappy awards shows.
I DON'T want my MTv!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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RUSSELL BRAND IS A FUCKING GENIUS.
people should worship him, not slag him off.
watch this bitches:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQlvqWW3tGc
and this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJaE0XHzJuk
Submitted by stake_spike on August 8, 2008 - 8:59pm.
He's trying to make it in the US, hence hosting an american award show. He's hoping that half of america will watch, find him funny and lunch his state side carrer.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
thanks Oklahoma
*washes down pills with vodka and OJ*
I think brit is wearing a lacefront! Her wig doesn't look ratty.
Who the f-ck is Russell Brand? I know he's some kind of something in the UK but why would MTV ask him to host the American MTV Awards? Especially since no one in the US knows who the hell he is or why they should even care who the hell he is? I know he's some kind of major slut but so is Paris Hilton and they didn't ask her (at least not this year).
LCT!!
Does this mean i usually look like Christian Bale??? I would never leave da house!! My family would stop by to see if i was alive and they'd be all "Get your hand outta there and put some fuckin clothes on!!"
xxyxz,
*shakes head at Okie and LCT*
Here is a cookie. You were right to tell me.
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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
it a biscuit!
Brit looks better than she has in a long time in that pic but whos the blonde chick standing in front of her??
One question - why is so hard to the VMA's to hire REAL talent?? WHERE'S CHRISTINA??!!
People with sainty if you have to watch to bunvh of dumb whores singing or (in some cases) trying to sing - watch Fashion Rocks, airing September 9th (Christina will be performing in that mess (along with Justine Timberlame.).)
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
@XXyxz.. *sends over cheer up Pill bouquet*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Stoney, me too- I won't post my pic in an avie....I say waaaaaaaaay too much here! I am a responsible citizen in the "real world"....lol
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what the fuck is this world coming to? You didn't leave a message, at least I could have heard your voice one last time....
- Pearl Jam "Porch"
Stoney
No he is still denying the child
Someone dressed her in black slimming clothes, my eyes thank you. She's incapable choosing clothes that don't make her look like a truck stop ho
I'd always just assumed that's a real picture of The Breakdown...
I'm too scared to post my own.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
I'm having an off day
Skank,cock motherfucker
Makes you hope for a case of elephant rage...
I care about John Edwards.
*clicks on Drudgereport*
Did he admit that kid is his?!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
PSL
Scroll down ! I got sent to the time-out corner with dunce cap and no soup!
xxyxz.. i'm really concerned w/ you using th word skeezoid. Bad language will get you no where!! *shakes ass*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Yes, Breakdown...that is me- legs always in the air!
Actually, I am going to send you an MS message now.....you can see what I really look like....
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what the fuck is this world coming to? You didn't leave a message, at least I could have heard your voice one last time....
- Pearl Jam "Porch"
Shit ass bitch fuck whore cunt pussy asshole fucker skeezoid
Submitted by Deb on August 8, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Of the three of them, I think we all know who is smartest, with the best hygiene.
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I know who I'm voting for!
Hint: She's got a REALLY HUGE nose.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Course the elephant's grouchy. He/she doesn't wanna be prancing around a ring with C-listers -- or in a cage when he/she isn't working!
My Av is me, too Breakdown. I'm a lil walking pot leaf, just hitchhiking down the road of life.
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Brit Brit doesn't looks bad.
-runs away-
@ Mr. Mercury:
my avie is me. I thought that *was* PSL's natural posing state!
Brit looks clean in these pics.
Could be Vaseline on the lens, however.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
No one here cares about John Edwards? I have been waiting for this shit to blow up for 2 weeks now!
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what the fuck is this world coming to? You didn't leave a message, at least I could have heard your voice one last time....
- Pearl Jam "Porch"
Clarisse
It's okay, I heard LCT & Oklahoma skinned some cats and put them In the soup
LOL I'll pass
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on August 8, 2008 - 3:11pm.
LCT
I do too! But if Oklahoma is a weed plant where is her bagina?
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I don't think she has one. I think she has a brown fuzzy protruding penis. Does me having dudes pictures up all the time give you the impression I'm a man?
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I do not have a tarantula penis. *crosses arms angrily* You guys are really mean sometimes! hmph!! *runs away into Clarisse's arms*
WTF. I think it's sad that the only way she can make a comeback is by blonde extensions and a fake tan. gtfo, she is no fun unless she is crazy and in a pink wig..you know she prefers that much more than an itchy weave. So over her.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
I'm not really having angry times. I'm just thinking about the troll that said we were angry.
LCT I don't imagine you with peen, I imagine you addicted to the peen
SLUT! It's okAy I'm one too
I'm really sick of her now. Just go the fuck away, please!
Brit actually looks half decent here. Could also be because the camera's not super close to her face and body. Love the black dress.
JOHN EDWARDS ADMITS HIS AFFAIR!
It;s about fucking time.
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what the fuck is this world coming to? You didn't leave a message, at least I could have heard your voice one last time....
- Pearl Jam "Porch"
Oh gwad, not again.
She needs big dancing babies in the background if she does though.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
LCT, you mean CTH doesn't look like Dreamboat Pete?
Do you picture me with my legs in the air? heehee
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what the fuck is this world coming to? You didn't leave a message, at least I could have heard your voice one last time....
- Pearl Jam "Porch"
Submitted by xxyxz on August 8, 2008 - 3:11pm.
LCT
I do too! But if Oklahoma is a weed plant where is her bagina?
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I don't think she has one. I think she has a brown fuzzy protruding penis. Does me having dudes pictures up all the time give you the impression I'm a man?
*clears throat*
Um, the red phone just rang. Who went off topic? No soup for you xxyxz!!!
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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
it a biscuit!
Do you ever look at your arms one day and realize they're all of a sudden really freckly?
Britney, leave us ALOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
*openly weeping*
Submitted by xxyxz on August 8, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Sorry folks I was having news times
Now I'm having ANGRY times
LCT do you feel angry
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Hmmm.. I haven't read news times in awhile so I'm OK. I AM however mad that I have to pee and I really REALLY don't want to get up.
Why are you having angry times?
Oklahoma
Don't you remember that troll that said we were angry?
I think you were home that day
Funny shit
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 8, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Do you guys find that if someone has a face in their avie you start to think that's really what they look like?
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Absolutely! Looking at the fine dlisters' avvies is part of the joy of being here. I suspect that no matter what the image, each poster picks something that has something to do with their personality either conciously or subconciously.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"